Guest I know that Cunt Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 It's literally like a third world country. I bet most people there are either on the dole or in prison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 16 minutes ago, Punkape said: It's ghastly.......Does Camberwell Gypsy live there with the rest of her hedgehog roasting community..........? Since when is Camberwell in Essex you geographical inept homo? The clue is in her username. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 1 hour ago, I know that Cunt said: No apparently its a lovely little village in Essex as you can see below. How nice............ It looks a lot like Cwmbran A bit of flooding can only improve the area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I live 6 miles from this shitpit, envy me now don't you? Is that you on the road with the crutch, calling at one of your many addresses to collect your giro. You benefit scrounging, multi claiming work shy arsewipe. Pikey cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 1 hour ago, I know that Cunt said: This is the 'Mayfair' end of town,you ought to see the shit part Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 32 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Is that you on the road with the crutch, calling at one of your many addresses to collect your giro. You benefit scrounging, multi claiming work shy arsewipe. Pikey cunt. As you know I am Nigerian and work for you on your goose farm in Provence. And show some fucking respect if you ever want to see the little, smiling brown faces of your grandchildren again. p.s, I shagged all your geese, you've been getting my sloppy seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 2 hours ago, I know that Cunt said: No apparently its a lovely little village in Essex as you can see below. How nice............ It looks a lot like Cwmbran Looks like a nice line in patio furniture there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: The questionable looking van and caravan is probably used for Mr. Longshaft's local methadone business. That's him there in his hoody, off to sample the quality of his latest batch. Does he ran the 'ice cream' van with two large hyperdermic needles on the front that light up and has 'Mr Methy 'written on the side and 'Mind that crackhead' on the back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 3 hours ago, I know that Cunt said: No apparently its a lovely little village in Essex as you can see below. How nice............ It looks a lot like Cwmbran I wonder who's inside the body bag? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 7 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: I wonder who's inside the body bag? We couldn't be so lucky for it to be Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 3 hours ago, Roadkill said: It's Sean Bean. The only thing he's never died in is Sharpe. He did die in it. Every episode he died. The makers of that series totally fucked it up. I've read all the books. Sharpe is from Wapping in London so a cockney. Paul Mccann was down to play him as a Londoner but broke his leg playing football on set so they had to get someone in quick because the insurance payout was fucking huge, so for some reason Beany was brought in. Because he can't do a decent London accent they kept his northern accent and had Sharpe coming from Yorkshire. So Bernard Cornwell had to fuck around with the character in his novels and have him being taken north as a kid. And the moral of this tale: football's for irons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 Has this shithole (pictured previously) been washed away yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 (edited) 17 minutes ago, Snatch said: Has this shithole (pictured previously) been washed away yet? Not until lunchtime today so I still have time to drive there and witness the event first hand. Personally I don't see what's wrong with the place with all the single storey accommodation but prehaps bungalows aren't the best idea right on the beach - unless some fuckwit decides to fill them with the dregs of society. Hang on a minute, could this be our DignitasUK? Edited January 13, 2017 by Drew P Pissflaps Thundersnow on keyboard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 7 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Not until lunchtime today so I still have time to drive there and witness the event first hand. Personally I don't see what's wrong with the place with all the single storey accommodation but prehaps bungalows aren't the best idea right on the beach - unless some fuckwit decides to fill them with the dregs of society. Hang on a minute, could this be our DignitasUK? Drew, can you give me a lift to work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Drew, can you give me a lift to work? Don't you mean a lift home? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 13 hours ago, I know that Cunt said: No apparently its a lovely little village in Essex as you can see below. How nice............ It looks a lot like Cwmbran That looks like a the Butlin's at Barry Island. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 According to 'Benefits by the sea' there is no shortage of people who want to live there. Obviously shit attracts shit. That could explain why Decs, Stickers and Frank are like the triplets from hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 Perhaps once the floods come, they can re-open it as a post-apocalyptic Walking Dead themed water park. What a fucking shithole. Bring out yer dead! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 8 minutes ago, Manky said: According to 'Benefits by the sea' there is no shortage of people who want to live there. Obviously shit attracts shit. That could explain why Decs, Stickers and Frank are like the triplets from hell. Shut up you disgusting British Legion loving cunt. We've just had the order to evacuate my house in anticipation of a tidal surge this evening. Luckily for me and unlike you, we're more than a one home family so have somewhere to go. And no, your pop up tent and shed doesn't count as having a property portfolio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Shut up you disgusting British Legion loving cunt. We've just had the order to evacuate my house in anticipation of a tidal surge this evening. Luckily for me and unlike you, we're more than a one home family so have somewhere to go. And no, your pop up tent and shed doesn't count as having property portfolio. I hope you fucking drown. I would swap ten South East Asian Tsunamis for one good targeted East Anglian tidal surge. By the way, I have a massive property portfolio in the local area, all I have to do is crowbar the security shutters open and there is my bed for the night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 http://www.rightmove.co.uk/commercial-property-for-sale/property-63990404.html Fuck me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 9 minutes ago, The Beast said: http://www.rightmove.co.uk/commercial-property-for-sale/property-63990404.html Fuck me. Proper, is this some sort of new-fangled, police-dodging way of advertising your dogging locations? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 14 minutes ago, The Beast said: http://www.rightmove.co.uk/commercial-property-for-sale/property-63990404.html Fuck me. Frank's house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 47 minutes ago, The Beast said: http://www.rightmove.co.uk/commercial-property-for-sale/property-63990404.html Fuck me. One of the key features: "Balcony". I genuinely cracked the fuck up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 £29,990 overpriced Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.