Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 Switzerland is a country filled with parasitic cunts, anything that fucks this bunch of cuckoo clock makers off is good. http://news.sky.com/story/finally-after-years-of-trying-china-celebrates-ballpoint-pen-breakthrough-10726914 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 Surely this will reawaken the British vs Chinese steel debate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 what a crock of absolute shit. who the fuck needs a ballpoint pen nowadays? My Mont Blanc Meisterstuck has been resigned to the nik nak drawer for years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 All I know is that both countries readily eat dogs, and I've got no interest in ever going to either of them. I bet Ding's been to Switzerland, the fucking fantasising, Phileas Fogg cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 Swiss rolls are shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 28 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Swiss rolls are shit. Arctic rolls are shit as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 19 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Arctic rolls are shit as well. Jam mini rolls are nice. Chocolate mini rolls are shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 3 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Switzerland is a country filled with parasitic cunts, anything that fucks this bunch of cuckoo clock makers off is good. http://news.sky.com/story/finally-after-years-of-trying-china-celebrates-ballpoint-pen-breakthrough-10726914 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 Just in case anyone runs out of ideas after the "Cuckoo Clock" theme is exhausted... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 (edited) 20 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Just in case anyone runs out of ideas after the "Cuckoo Clock" theme is exhausted... Couldn't be fucked reading the previous nom if this pile of bilge is anything to go by, but riddle me this, baws, has anyone ever discussed the legend known as Swiss Toni? Edited January 16, 2017 by Bubba C Where's my fucking photo? Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 5 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Couldn't be fucked reading the previous nom if this pile of bilge is anything to go by, but riddle me this, baws, has anyone ever discussed the legend known as Swiss Toni? Roops had no trouble posting a video, but after her you and Cuntybaws appear to have issues showing images. Someone -by which I clearly mean Roops- has broke the site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 1 hour ago, nobgobbler said: Arctic rolls are shit as well. Tit rolls feel wonderful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Jam mini rolls are nice. Chocolate mini rolls are shit Toilet rolls are full of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 2 hours ago, Decimus said: All I know is that both countries readily eat dogs, and I've got no interest in ever going to either of them. I bet Ding's been to Switzerland, the fucking fantasising, Phileas Fogg cunt. There's a massive difference between welfare laws in Switzerland and China which govern the processes and production of meat. While I don't advocate either, one has many, and the other has absolutely fucking none whatsoever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 4 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Switzerland is a country filled with parasitic cunts, anything that fucks this bunch of cuckoo clock makers off is good. http://news.sky.com/story/finally-after-years-of-trying-china-celebrates-ballpoint-pen-breakthrough-10726914 What a load of fucking bollocks. They also have one of the largest guns per capita ratios. 2 hours ago, Decimus said: All I know is that both countries readily eat dogs, and I've got no interest in ever going to either of them. I bet Ding's been to Switzerland, the fucking fantasising, Phileas Fogg cunt. Yes I have been, but didn't stay long, it was freakily clean and tidy, the pisstake of their log piles all being in perfect symmetry is true. I think it's the one place I've been where the local tram/train networks didn't have their own stink, they were clean, a fucking abomination is that, a clean train! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 16 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Toilet rolls are full of it. So are some sausage rolls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 5 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: What a load of fucking bollocks. They also have one of the largest guns per capita ratios. Yes I have been, but didn't stay long, it was freakily clean and tidy, the pisstake of their log piles all being in perfect symmetry is true. I think it's the one place I've been where the local tram/train networks didn't have their own stink, they were clean, a fucking abomination is that, a clean train! Ding, you've been warned about this sort of thing. Shut it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 17 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: What a load of fucking bollocks. They also have one of the largest guns per capita ratios. Yes I have been, but didn't stay long, it was freakily clean and tidy, the pisstake of their log piles all being in perfect symmetry is true. I think it's the one place I've been where the local tram/train networks didn't have their own stink, they were clean, a fucking abomination is that, a clean train! Wish I could get my logs in perfect symmetry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: Couldn't be fucked reading the previous nom if this pile of bilge is anything to go by, but riddle me this, baws, has anyone ever discussed the legend known as Swiss Toni? The thing about discussing Swiss Toni is, it's like making love to a beautiful woman, you start with fine wines and Belgian chocolates, etc etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 45 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Wish I could get my logs in perfect symmetry Toblerone manage it. They have specially trained whores with triangular arseholes. Grunt them out regular as (cuckoo) clockwork. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The thing about discussing Swiss Toni is, it's like making love to a beautiful woman, you start with fine wines and Belgian chocolates, etc etc. A rubbish character. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 30 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Toblerone manage it. They have specially trained whores with triangular arseholes. Grunt them out regular as (cuckoo) clockwork. you mean they have a front and rear triangle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 The Cuckoo Clock didn't originate in Switzerland. I hope that helps. Tough bollocks if it doesn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 16, 2017 Report Share Posted January 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: Ding, you've been warned about this sort of thing. Shut it. Warned by whom? Anyone with power? Anyone I care about? Anyone I listen to? Anyone who matters? No? Then fuck off you stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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