Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 1 minute ago, deebom said: I apprenticed as a Butcher with Dewhurst. I heard they went bust after their meat pies were repeatedly contaminated with fecal bacteria. You did remember to wash your hands aye? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted January 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I heard they went bust after their meat pies were repeatedly contaminated with fecal bacteria. You did remember to wash your hands aye? Enough now, dan, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Bubba C said: Enough now, dan, please. Don't be like that! Every dog has their day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 18 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I heard they went bust after their meat pies were repeatedly contaminated with fecal bacteria. You did remember to wash your hands aye? Butchers dont wash their hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted January 20, 2017 Report Share Posted January 20, 2017 1 minute ago, deebom said: Butchers dont wash their hands. Do they wash their brown eye? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 On 19/01/2017 at 5:32 PM, Bubba C said: Security Guards are a fucking joke. If I ever felt the inclination to shoplift, I doubt any one of these badge-wearing mongs would have the brain power and necessary motor functions to get within 500 yards of me as I casually strolled down the high street with a 60" TV under my arm. These cunts are no doubt the thick fatties who failed their Police-force entry exam, or the soppy, gangly cunts who were bullied in school, and now find retribution by patrolling their local supermarket, hoping to catch a smackhead pocketing a pack of Gillette razor blades, or a chav mother filling her babies' pushchair with Vodka. These dopey twats would struggle to secure a job as a PCSO, and probably have an unhealthy obsession with knives, air rifles; and own a hefty amount of camping gear and a book on survival techniques. They are also the sort of stupid cunt who regale their mates with pathetic 'war' stories (stopping a small child nicking a Pepsi), whilst supping on pints of cider in their local Wetherspoons pub. Fuck off. I agree. The thick twats wouldn't even detect hidden cooking utensils hidden under a long skirt could they? Well they haven't so far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 On 19/01/2017 at 5:51 PM, Decimus said: With your sterling military record in the catering corps, I cant say I'm suprised at your employment history. Did you get flash backs to the potato peelers tent in 'Nam whenever you walked past Spudulike? You wouldn't know Decs. Cos you weren't there, maan! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I agree. The thick twats wouldn't even detect hidden cooking utensils hidden under a long skirt could they? Well they haven't so far. Ooh 'er missus .. is that a rolling pin you've got there or are you just pleased to see me ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 18 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: Ooh 'er missus .. is that a rolling pin you've got there or are you just pleased to see me ? Gyppo is hung like a wild mustang. Don't ever ask to see her crystal balls, I didn't sit right for a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I agree. The thick twats wouldn't even detect hidden cooking utensils hidden under a long skirt could they? Well they haven't so far. Excuse me Miss, do you have a meat tenderiser in your knickers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 On 19/01/2017 at 9:07 PM, Decimus said: Your admission that you were once a security guard is right up there in the annals of stupid fucking shit that members have revealed about themselves. Drew with his Bungalow, Ding with his caravan, Jazz with his life story, Frank with his faggot grasshopper legs, and now you with this shit. You're never gonna live this down. Caravan? Oi @camberwell gypsy this cunt is reckons you and I are on the same level, the fucking cunt, hit him! On 20/01/2017 at 8:25 AM, Lady Penelope said: I doubt whether Manky would have ventured to Cheetham Hill. Pakistani passport is needed. is that for entering or leaving? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: Caravan? Oi @camberwell gypsy this cunt is reckons you and I are on the same level, the fucking cunt, hit him! is that for entering or leaving? I know my place (curtsies and tugs forelock) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 10, 2017 Report Share Posted February 10, 2017 Shoplifter dies after being tackled by Security Guard http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-38932180 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 10, 2017 Report Share Posted February 10, 2017 Ideal job for Manky .. Kaziranga: The park that shoots people to protect rhinos http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-south-asia-38909512 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 10, 2017 Report Share Posted February 10, 2017 36 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Shoplifter dies after being tackled by Security Guard http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-38932180 Give him a medal,one less arse wipe around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 10, 2017 Report Share Posted February 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: Ideal job for Manky .. Kaziranga: The park that shoots people to protect rhinos http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-south-asia-38909512 Sounds fair enough to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 10, 2017 Report Share Posted February 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: Shoplifter dies after being tackled by Security Guard http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-38932180 Frank hasn't been seen for a while. You don't think. .............nah. Can't be can it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 10, 2017 Report Share Posted February 10, 2017 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Frank hasn't been seen for a while. You don't think. .............nah. Can't be can it? 26 miles from Shaftsbury to Trowbridge .. so well within range of his "boat". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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