Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 If London really is back to normal, stiff upper lip, keep calm and think of blighty after that admittedly half-arsed attempt at a terrorist attack, why do I keep hearing about it? Everywhere I turn I keep people told, vociferously, not to dare become "tribalised" and revert to racism or Islamophobia, how none of this is going to divide us culturally, and how resilient London is as a city. Sadiq Khan bravely went all the way to Berlin to drive this message home. This has basically become a giant opportunity for Guardian types to loudly proclaim that they still aren't racist, while there is the same studied opportunism on the right as well, if you go digging for it, using the same attack to justify a slam-door approach to immigration. How about not railroading a fairly desultory terrorist attempt in a bid to bolster your pet causes? Cunts. Alright good burghers of London, either tell us how much you're all hurting from this attack or shut up about it already. Lose the bluffing hyperbole, big-man speak and concern trolling and get back to your jellied eels, pie 'n' mash and your 'get out my pub' already. Go back to being the lovably obnoxious, abrasive money-grubbing clowns we all know and love. The type of folk that would poison their neighbours' dog if it meant they could move into a better school catchment for little 'Arry or the sort that call the police on you if you wish them good day because it just isn't done because you are all deeply suspicious of each other already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 Oh dear, another TSD nom. I'll read it in the morning, when I'm better able to process such a lot of words. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 14 minutes ago, Ape said: Oh dear, another TSD nom. I'll read it in the morning, when I'm better able to process such a lot of words. Cunt. I'm disappointed that our resident horologist believes he lacks the cranial gunpowder to correctly circumnavigate one of my nominations. Much disappoint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 18 minutes ago, Ape said: Oh dear, another TSD nom. I'll read it in the morning, when I'm better able to process such a lot of words. Cunt. I don't see the point in it either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 Just now, Tata Steely Dan said: I'm disappointed that our resident horologist believes he lacks the cranial gunpowder to correctly circumnavigate one of my nominations. Much disappoint. I'm trying to read your nom - not sail a fucking clipper round it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 11 minutes ago, Ape said: I'm trying to read your nom - not sail a fucking clipper round it. Sorry man, I saw the massive blue watch and figured you were a sailor or at least of a buccaneering persuasion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 26 minutes ago, Ape said: I'm trying to read your nom - not sail a fucking clipper round it. Well hurry up for fuck sake, it hasn't got that many big words in it. I am eagerly waiting for your response, and my geese are getting bored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Well hurry up for fuck sake, it hasn't got that many big words in it. I am eagerly waiting for your response, and my geese are getting bored. Bored with a 6 inch bit I'll wager. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 32 minutes ago, Rick_B said: I don't see the point in it either. I agree, what is the point of anything Rick. The good times are over, and all we have left is Ding and Ape. Send me some of that Special acid will you. 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Bored with a 6 inch bit I'll wager. If you can't do metric, fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 4 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I agree, what is the point of anything Rick. The good times are over, and all we have left is Ding and Ape. Send me some of that Special acid will you. If you can't do metric, fuck off 152.4 mm, smartarse Eurocunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 1 hour ago, Tata Steely Dan said: If London really is back to normal, stiff upper lip, keep calm and think of blighty after that admittedly half-arsed attempt at a terrorist attack, why do I keep hearing about it? Everywhere I turn I keep people told, vociferously, not to dare become "tribalised" and revert to racism or Islamophobia, how none of this is going to divide us culturally, and how resilient London is as a city. Sadiq Khan bravely went all the way to Berlin to drive this message home. This has basically become a giant opportunity for Guardian types to loudly proclaim that they still aren't racist, while there is the same studied opportunism on the right as well, if you go digging for it, using the same attack to justify a slam-door approach to immigration. How about not railroading a fairly desultory terrorist attempt in a bid to bolster your pet causes? Cunts. Alright good burghers of London, either tell us how much you're all hurting from this attack or shut up about it already. Lose the bluffing hyperbole, big-man speak and concern trolling and get back to your jellied eels, pie 'n' mash and your 'get out my pub' already. Go back to being the lovably obnoxious, abrasive money-grubbing clowns we all know and love. The type of folk that would poison their neighbours' dog if it meant they could move into a better school catchment for little 'Arry or the sort that call the police on you if you wish them good day because it just isn't done because you are all deeply suspicious of each other already. Christ Almighty. If you're interested, Guinness World Records still hasn't awarded its Most Boring Cunt Ever achievement. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 18 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Well hurry up for fuck sake, it hasn't got that many big words in it. I am eagerly waiting for your response, and my geese are getting bored. You're like a child - special needs - we all know that, but a child nevertheless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 24, 2017 Report Share Posted March 24, 2017 23 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Christ Almighty. If you're interested, Guinness World Records still hasn't awarded its Most Boring Cunt Ever achievement. Glad it's not just me that finds TSD spectacularly fucking tedious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 What a pile of utter bollocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 Apart from being a hot steaming turd of a nomination, we are divided culturally, the gap is fucking light years across and any cunt for brains that thinks otherwise, is a deluded spunk bubble and should go and suck out on Sadiq Khan's cock. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 A perfectly good nom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 Business as usual in London? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 More triggered offence manufacturing bollocks from the site's resident trigger happy offence manufacturing snowflake. This time he's triggered by Londoners, not the murdering scum that carried out the atrocity. Oh no, triggered by the general public. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 16 hours ago, Ape said: Glad it's not just me that finds TSD spectacularly fucking tedious. You're not alone. Seeing STD's concrete blocks of verbose arseflaps in front of you evokes the same depressing feeling as tackling Sunday night school homework. The first line alone is enough to goad the most educated of people into buying a copies of Razzle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 15 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said: More triggered offence manufacturing bollocks from the site's resident trigger happy offence manufacturing snowflake. This time he's triggered by Londoners, not the murdering scum that carried out the atrocity. Oh no, triggered by the general public. I've got a trigger that'll do the job, a hair trigger on a SAW M249... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 Snudge is quiet tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 39 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Snudge is quiet tonight Sorry about that,it's having a life outside of this place that got in the way of me logging in. You should try it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 5 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: I've got a trigger that'll do the job, a hair trigger on a SAW M249... It's a Minimi, and ain't shit on a GPMG. Assured 1 round death at long range. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 24 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: It's a Minimi, and ain't shit on a GPMG. Assured 1 round death at long range. Maybe, but it would be fun with the trigger held on at 100 yards would it not? 200 round can in 60 seconds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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