Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 In 2014 he crash landed his plane onto a golf course and now he has landed by mistake on the taxiway John Wayne Airport in Orange County and narrowly missing an airliner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 Perhaps he should get some lessons from his Scientologist friend John Travolta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 Bollocks. If it wasn't for his skills flying the Millennium fucking Falcon that helmet haired farmer's son Skywalker would never have hit the bullseye and blown up the Death Star. All this whilst sitting next to a flea ridden Tourettes mat. The only reason he crashed his plane was because he was trying to retrieve his anorexic wife from down the side of the chair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 Shame the cunt wasn't ingested by a GE90 at takeoff thrust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 1 minute ago, Ape said: Shame the cunt wasn't ingested by a GE90 at takeoff thrust. An RR Trent engine would have done the job better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 12 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: The only reason he crashed his plane was because he was trying to retrieve his anorexic wife from down the side of the chair. I'd fuck her until the eyeballs popped right out of her lollipop head! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: I'd fuck her until the eyeballs popped right out of her lollipop head! Or for two minutes, whichever comes first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 I admire Ford and his moody intense portrayal of deep disturbed heroes and his light hearted performances in the Star Wars series and he would be a most welcome guest in my humble abode. But if he landed his plane on my lawn, disturbing my koi carp and knocking over garden ornaments and causing deep trench marks with his wheels in my beautiful, manicured grass I'd say "OI! FORD NOOOOOOOO". 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 19 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: An RR Trent engine would have done the job better. Trent is a series of engines - GE90-115B is the most powerful turbofan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 14 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I'd fuck her until the eyeballs popped right out of her lollipop head! Oh no. I bet the Carpenteresque cunt's got a clout like a badly coiffeured and randomly scythed wookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 32 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I admire Ford and his moody intense portrayal of deep disturbed heroes and his light hearted performances in the Star Wars series and he would be a most welcome guest in my humble abode. But if he landed his plane on my lawn, disturbing my koi carp and knocking over garden ornaments and causing deep trench marks with his wheels in my beautiful, manicured grass I'd say "OI! FORD NOOOOOOOO". And you'd be justified! Give 'im a slap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: And you'd be justified! Give 'im a slap. I had the same problem with Costner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I admire Ford and his moody intense portrayal of deep disturbed heroes and his light hearted performances in the Star Wars series and he would be a most welcome guest in my humble abode. But if he landed his plane on my lawn, disturbing my koi carp and knocking over garden ornaments and causing deep trench marks with his wheels in my beautiful, manicured grass I'd say "OI! FORD NOOOOOOOO". That's not likely to happen though, but if that's what you want, that's what is going to happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 He's a fucking menace who flies antiquated machinery and should have had his license revoked ten years ago. Of course he's famous, so we'll just have to wait for him to cause a few fatalities before anything is done about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I admire Ford and his moody intense portrayal of deep disturbed heroes and his light hearted performances in the Star Wars series and he would be a most welcome guest in my humble abode. But if he landed his plane on my lawn, disturbing my koi carp and knocking over garden ornaments and causing deep trench marks with his wheels in my beautiful, manicured grass I'd say "OI! FORD NOOOOOOOO". By 'garden ornaments', you mean a broken sofa, three rusty washing machines and a Ford Cortina that's been up on bricks since 1982? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: That's not likely to happen though, but if that's what you want, that's what is going to happen It's true, must be, fat bloke down the pub said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's true, must be, fat bloke down the pub said. Nice bloke fat bloke. Nice and fat. Would you let him use your bog? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 4 hours ago, Ape said: Trent is a series of engines - GE90-115B is the most powerful turbofan. I bow to your nerdism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 In his defence, it is probably the best use of a golf course. They're otherwise a waste of fucking space unless someone gets building permission.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 31 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Nice bloke fat bloke. Nice and fat. Would you let him use your bog? I Dunno Lance, but you wanna 'ave that wing mirror, go in handy on your Hillman Imp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I'd fuck her until the eyeballs popped right out of her lollipop head! The only stuffing she'd get from me involves a humane, empathetic Burger King. It'd be akin to shagging a physio's skeleton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: The only stuffing she'd get from me involves a humane, empathetic Burger King. It'd be akin to shagging a physio's skeleton. Or, as Frankie Boyle once said of Victoria Beckham, "like trying to separate two deck chairs with your cock". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 7 hours ago, Ollyboro said: Bollocks. If it wasn't for his skills flying the Millennium fucking Falcon that helmet haired farmer's son Skywalker would never have hit the bullseye and blown up the Death Star. All this whilst sitting next to a flea ridden Tourettes mat. The only reason he crashed his plane was because he was trying to retrieve his anorexic wife from down the side of the chair. Is that the same wife who was kidnapped in Paris? Wait hang on; that was a film weren't it? Doh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 6 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: That's not likely to happen though, but if that's what you want, that's what is going to happen It did with Costner and his helicopter. He asked if he could have a pee in my toilet. I said "OI Costner NOOOOOO. All your films are shit especially that crap where he makes a baseball pitch and all the ghosts come out of the corn to play. Get your chopper off my lawn and fuck off, you flop movie making cunt. And is that Samuel L Jackson sitting there? He can fuck off as well". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 25, 2017 Report Share Posted March 25, 2017 17 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: It did with Costner and his helicopter. He asked if he could have a pee in my toilet. I said "OI Costner NOOOOOO. All your films are shit especially that crap where he makes a baseball pitch and all the ghosts come out of the corn to play. Get your chopper off my lawn and fuck off, you flop movie making cunt. And is that Samuel L Jackson sitting there? He can fuck off as well". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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