Letitia Dean

[Ape™️]

She plays Sharon Mitchell in Eastenders. I seldom watch this load of fucking shit, but every time I do, she's dressed in black, and looks like Gru from Despicable Me - a giant upper torso perched upon bird-like legs. And she's also a fucking dreadful actress. So, for these reasons, I offer her to you cunts, as a cunt. Fuck off. 

[Neil]

Even I couldn't fuck it

[Guest nobgobbler]

She's one of them cunts with a short neck.

[Guest Ollyboro]

She has the look of an over inflated transsexual part way through a chimpanzee inspired makeover. In the old east end she'd be selling handjobs round the back of the boxing gym for the price of some jellied mash. Perhaps she still does.

[Guest Snatch]

She's on Eastenders,therefore not an actress.

[nocti]

She looks like if Jocelyn Wildenstein went to work as a beekeeper on non-uniform day, and had her lunch break at an all-you-can-eat sealife centre. 

Three pinter for Neil I reckon.

[The Beast]

8 minutes ago, nobgobbler said:

She's one of them cunts with a short neck.

Master of that phenomenon, I give you Gladstone Small

[Cuntybaws]

Imagine her going hard at it with a double-ended dildo with Susan Tully dressed in her Grange Hill school uniform. There isn't enough Viagra in the world to keep that mind picture alive.

[Ape™️]

14 minutes ago, Neil said:

Even I couldn't fuck it

Fucking hell Neil - she's still got a pulse. Don't tell me you've become picky all of a sudden?

[Neil]

I'd fuck that Westbrook bit though,right in the nose

[Ape™️]

1 minute ago, Neil said:

I'd fuck that Westbrook bit though,right in the nose

That's a given, Neil.

[Guest Tata Steely Dan]

1 hour ago, Ape said:

...looks like Gru from Despicable Me...

What are you doing watching kids films? 

[Guest nobgobbler]

1 hour ago, The Beast said:

Master of that phenomenon, I give you Gladstone Small

Shall we have a short neck thread?

 

[Eric Cuntman]

The only decent bit of crumpet in eastbenders is Glynis Barber, 28 years since 'Dempsey and Makepeace' and she's still as hot as the tailpipe of a Lockheed Lightning. Letitia Dean is a pig faced baboon with a body like an aubergine propped up on two matchsticks.

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

If the skull and crossbones on poison bottles ever goes out of style, her face is the next in queue!  

[camberwell gypsy]

2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

The only decent bit of crumpet in eastbenders is Glynis Barber, 28 years since 'Dempsey and Makepeace' and she's still as hot as the tailpipe of a Lockheed Lightning. Letitia Dean is a pig faced baboon with a body like an aubergine propped up on two matchsticks.

She was also in Blakes 7. I had a crush on Paul Darrow who played Avon. In fact I still would now 

[Ape™️]

8 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said:

What are you doing watching kids films? 

It's a good film. Fuck off.

[Guest Snatch]

10 hours ago, Ape said:

Fucking hell Neil - she's still got a pulse. Don't tell me you've become picky all of a sudden?

Since when has a pulse been a deciding factor for Neil?

[Guest DingTheRioja]

10 hours ago, Neil said:

Even I couldn't fuck it

Why is anyone discussing this bint anymore?

If Neil said he couldn't fuck her by post #2 then she's a cunt. End of.

[Witheredscrote]

11 hours ago, nobgobbler said:

She's one of them cunts with a short neck.

Unlike the cunt who nommed this, he has got a lot of neck putting up this load of shit.

[Ape™️]

1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said:

Unlike the cunt who nommed this, he has got a lot of neck putting up this load of shit.

Please explain to everyone what exactly is wrong with this nom? You moan on and on about the state of CC, yet contribute nothing other than your pathetic SpackInTheBoîte comments. You really are, without question, a stupid French cunt. 

[Witheredscrote]

1 minute ago, Ape said:

Please explain to everyone what exactly is wrong with this nom? You moan on and on about the state of CC, yet contribute nothing other than your pathetic SpackInTheBoîte comments. You really are, without question, a stupid French cunt. 

Well it is quite easy to grasp, even for you. There is nothing wrong with your nom, it's just that I was going fishing this morning but the conditions weren't right. So I thought I would try on here, and I have got a catch already. 

[Ape™️]

2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Well it is quite easy to grasp, even for you. There is nothing wrong with your nom, it's just that I was going fishing this morning but the conditions weren't right. So I thought I would try on here, and I have got a catch already. 

Very well done. Prick.

[Guest Extremecunt]

she has a hairy clackervalve! Ian Beale fucked dot cotton.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said:

Well it is quite easy to grasp, even for you. There is nothing wrong with your nom, it's just that I was going fishing this morning but the conditions weren't right. So I thought I would try on here, and I have got a catch already. 

Its a whopper you've caught too.