PANZER MURPHY Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 Just after half ten..better get up..things to do..getting ups a cunt Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 You've mentioned before you have difficulty getting up. Have you seen a doctor? Not to worry, I've read it happens to every bloke at some time. Hasn't happened to me, but still, get it sorted old bean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 Mmm..it's more of a reluctance than inability anyway tomorrows Saturday. .bit of a lie in Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 I'm surprised you've got the strength to prise yourself free from the vast pools of crusty spunk. Do you have a futon to reduce the chances of breaking your pyjamas if you fall out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 10 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I'm surprised you've got the strength to prise yourself free from the vast pools of crusty spunk. Do you have a futon to reduce the chances of breaking your pyjamas if you fall out? Fuk off with yourself baws baby..my bed is pristine and unsullied with secretions it's my little place away from the stresses of the world. ..I'd say however your pit looks and smells like the hatch of a trawler Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 2 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Just after half ten..better get up..things to do..getting ups a cunt Panzerknacker The only thing you get up is my nose. Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 12 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: I'd say however your pit looks and smells like the hatch of a trawler An unavoidable hazard, Panzy. Us Jocks do like fanny, and batter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 2 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Just after half ten..better get up..things to do..getting ups a cunt Panzerknacker Is it because you've got AIDS and Herpees ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 34 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I'm surprised you've got the strength to prise yourself free from the vast pools of crusty spunk. Do you have a futon to reduce the chances of breaking your pyjamas if you fall out? Sounds like the sort who has to stand on chair to climb into his strides. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 Why not nominate the colour of orange juice next, you fucking tiresome wanker? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Is it because you've got AIDS and Herpees ? Fuk off livestock botherer Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 1 minute ago, Ape said: Why not nominate the colour of orange juice next, you fucking tiresome wanker? You just get back to dusting those colour coordinated thermostat covers before the significant other gets in..fucking housebitch Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 Just now, Panzerknacker said: You just get back to dusting those colour coordinated thermostat covers before the significant other gets in..fucking housebitch Panzerknacker I've something called a job, Panzy. Lots of people have them. I get up at 6am every working day and do something productive. I find lazy, benefit scrounging scum like you, complaining about having to get up in the morning, frankly disgusting. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 Just now, Ape said: I've something called a job, Panzy. Lots of people have them. I get up at 6am every working day and do something productive. I find lazy, benefit scrounging scum like you, complaining about having to get up in the morning, frankly disgusting. Fuck off. I've had to temporarily suspend my basking. .council bod is here to cut the grass. .bothersome cunt..bit like yourself Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 I'll have you know that when I catch some rays in MY garden I'm laying on grass that I own. you obviously live in a tenament type flat, do you own a trampoline and a selection of toys that you play with in the communal garden. Loser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 2 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I'll have you know that when I catch some rays in MY garden I'm laying on grass that I own. you obviously live in a tenament type flat, do you own a trampoline and a selection of toys that you play with in the communal garden. Loser I applaud your drive and spirt droops baby in owning grass ..but we aren't all as fortunate as yourself. Some of us need a little bit of help along the way.. Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 6 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: I've had to temporarily suspend my basking. .council bod is here to cut the grass. .bothersome cunt..bit like yourself Panzerknacker Don't worry it will take him 3 weeks just to pick up the dogs shit before he can cut the grass. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 The one drawback of getting up, is the comedown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 26, 2017 Report Share Posted May 26, 2017 9 minutes ago, Eddie said: Don't worry it will take him 3 weeks just to pick up the dogs shit before he can cut the grass. The cunts around my way don't bother picking up the shit, they just spray it everywhere with their strimmer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2017 6 hours ago, Eddie said: Don't worry it will take him 3 weeks just to pick up the dogs shit before he can cut the grass. No dog eggs in my back garden edders Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 27, 2017 Report Share Posted May 27, 2017 3 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: No dog eggs in my back garden edders Panzerknacker My mistake knackers, but what is the council doing working in your garden?, have you bribed and is he cheap? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 27, 2017 Report Share Posted May 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Eddie said: My mistake knackers, but what is the 'council' doing working in your garden?, have you bribed and is he cheap? More like Community Service Edward. A load of his ne'er do well mates dropping in for beer and spliffs. The lazy, thieving cunts gets on my tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2017 3 hours ago, Eddie said: My mistake knackers, but what is the council doing working in your garden?, have you bribed and is he cheap? It's an outreach thing edders. .when ya are disabled you're entitled to supplementary home help thing either in or out of the house every couple of weeks I'd have a Yoof sent to me to tidy up me herbaceous borders and run the mower over me bit of government grass ..I'd throw him a few quid for his efforts ..I'm not a bollox ya know Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: More like Community Service Edward. A load of his ne'er do well mates dropping in for beer and spliffs. The lazy, thieving cunts gets on my tits. Only drugs on this property are coffee and my electronic ciggy withers baby..go stick your ball bag in its wheel Barrow n go for a walk. .le cûnt Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 27, 2017 Report Share Posted May 27, 2017 I don't mind getting up early. 20 minutes later when the novelty wears off it seems a fucking long way to bedtime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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