Ape™️ Posted May 28, 2017 Report Share Posted May 28, 2017 Title says it all really. It's blatantly obvious that the wankers at the met office don't have a fucking clue what's going on. Someone needs to go down there and sort them out. I'm sending Ephraim and his mates to eat the cunts. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 28, 2017 Report Share Posted May 28, 2017 Weather presenters are cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 28, 2017 Report Share Posted May 28, 2017 7 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Weather presenters are cunts. In Mexico they're not, who give a fuck about the weather Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 28, 2017 Report Share Posted May 28, 2017 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: In Mexico they're not, who give a fuck about the weather If it seems too good to be true, it probably is. That is probably one of Punky's hermaphrodite ladyboys with his todger tucked up. If you listen to the mic's closely, you can hear the wind creating a blowing sound over her cavernous arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 28, 2017 Report Share Posted May 28, 2017 7 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Weather presenters are cunts. Especially nowadays, at least in the 80s and before, they had to be vaguely aware of the geographical location they were talking about, cos they had to stick little magnetic clouds on them. Now they just grin at the camera and wave their arm nonchalantly in the opposite direction. It's all a cunts game anyway, if you're curious as to what the weather is going to be like today, look out of the fucking window. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 28, 2017 Report Share Posted May 28, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Especially nowadays, at least in the 80s and before, they had to be vaguely aware of the geographical location they were talking about, cos they had to stick little magnetic clouds on them. Now they just grin at the camera and wave their arm nonchalantly in the opposite direction. It's all a cunts game anyway, if you're curious as to what the weather is going to be like today, look out of the fucking window. Or actually step outside and look up! Such a radical fucking idea! I think it's safe to say Punky will be along any time to claim his imaginary friend in the sky creates the weather. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 28, 2017 Report Share Posted May 28, 2017 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: In Mexico they're not, who give a fuck about the weather She must be imported, about as Mexican as a Kangaroo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 28, 2017 Report Share Posted May 28, 2017 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Or actually step outside and look up! Such a radical fucking idea! I think it's safe to say Punky will be along any time to claim his imaginary friend in the sky creates the weather. 'On the eighth day he created Gleneagles' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 Last 3 days were supposed to be rainstorms here in Zykanthos but not a fucking cloud to be seen. That was the BBC website. Opaaaa! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'On the eighth day he created Gleneagles' The Gleneagles Hotel has been demolished Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 7 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: In Mexico they're not, who give a fuck about the weather Is it any coincidence she is on GAG TV? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 11 minutes ago, Snatch said: Is it any coincidence she is on GAG TV? Why am I imagining her saying "scorchio" while I am smashing her back doors in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 Evidently there were 60,000 lightning strikes over England last night. None up here but you can't tell if it is thunder and lightning or the cops blowing somebody else's door off. I like weather. It makes me feel better. I hate it when there is no weather. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 4 hours ago, Manky said: Evidently there were 60,000 lightning strikes over England last night. None up here but you can't tell if it is thunder and lightning or the cops blowing somebody else's door off. I like weather. It makes me feel better. I hate it when there is no weather. Not one of the burning cunts struck Punky. I hate when lightning misses him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 19 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Not one of the burning cunts struck Punky. I hate when lightning misses him. Even naturally occurring electrical discharges have their fucking dignity. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 On 2017-5-29 at 0:30 AM, Stubby Pecker said: In Mexico they're not, who give a fuck about the weather A couple of fronts there I wouldn't mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 On 29/05/2017 at 7:04 AM, camberwell gypsy said: Last 3 days were supposed to be rainstorms here in Zykanthos but not a fucking cloud to be seen. That was the BBC website. Opaaaa! Spelling my dear.... Wherabouts on Zak? Went there years ago, we were in the nice bit beyond Alikes, some mates were at Laganas... what a fuckhole.... On 29/05/2017 at 8:13 AM, Alfie Noakes said: Why am I imagining her saying "scorchio" while I am smashing her back doors in? Scorchio is the carpet burns I'd be getting with that.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 5 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Spelling my dear.... Wherabouts on Zak? Went there years ago, we were in the nice bit beyond Alikes, some mates were at Laganas... what a fuckhole.... Scorchio is the carpet burns I'd be getting with that.... What do you mean "spelling"? What have I spelt wrong? And it was just outside Agios Nykolaos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 On 29/05/2017 at 0:30 AM, Stubby Pecker said: In Mexico they're not, who give a fuck about the weather A warm and wet front, followed by high pressure coming up the rear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What do you mean "spelling"? What have I spelt wrong? And it was just outside Agios Nykolaos. I holidayed in Klitoris last year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: I holidayed in Klitoris last year. I've heard it's a cunt of a place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: I've heard it's a cunt of a place Have you ever been there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 6 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Have you ever been there? No. But I've heard it can be hot and sticky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: No. But I've heard it can be hot and sticky I've heard it's good for eating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 10 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Have you ever been there? 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: No. But I've heard it can be hot and sticky Just shag already. It's like reading the script of a low budget 70's porn flick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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