Stubby Pecker Posted June 9, 2017 Report Share Posted June 9, 2017 I had the dubious pleasure of visiting Bristol yesterday and one benefit was the array of pert bottoms on display. Granted its a big student town but it shows these birds have the ability to do some exercise and stay out of greggs. Contrast this to the rural armpit that's Gloucester where I stopped on the way home and it was akin to an elephant seal colony at breeding time: great wobbly buttocks wedged into grotty leggings. There's absolutely no excuse for this, especially when you're in you're 20s with no kids (rare in glos, admittedly). 100 compulsory squats for every female under 40 every fucking day and no pies for the mental well being of all men, except benders like punkape. This is already law in Cheltenham.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 9, 2017 Report Share Posted June 9, 2017 It is just a pity the cunts don't cover themselves up, get in the classroom, and fucking learn something useful. The tart in your pic is probably studying Sociology and will become another thick useless Social Worker. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 9, 2017 Report Share Posted June 9, 2017 9 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: It is just a pity the cunts don't cover themselves up, get in the classroom, and fucking learn something useful. The tart in your pic is probably studying Sociology and will become another thick useless Social Worker. Fuck off. I don't even think that girl is particularly healthy. Just a victim of severe scoliosis caught at the right angle... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 9, 2017 Report Share Posted June 9, 2017 anti intellectual thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 9, 2017 Report Share Posted June 9, 2017 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: anti intellectual thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 9, 2017 Report Share Posted June 9, 2017 51 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I had the dubious pleasure of visiting Bristol yesterday and one benefit was the array of pert bottoms on display. Granted its a big student town but it shows these birds have the ability to do some exercise and stay out of greggs. Contrast this to the rural armpit that's Gloucester where I stopped on the way home and it was akin to an elephant seal colony at breeding time: great wobbly buttocks wedged into grotty leggings. There's absolutely no excuse for this, especially when you're in you're 20s with no kids (rare in glos, admittedly). 100 compulsory squats for every female under 40 every fucking day and no pies for the mental well being of all men, except benders like punkape. This is already law in Cheltenham.... Is she trying to do the Max Wall walk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 9, 2017 Report Share Posted June 9, 2017 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Ah, Miss Greggs 2009. Noted for her ability to inhale pasties simultaneously through her nose whilst consuming sausage rolls conventionally. Today employed as one of Jeremy Corbyn's personal assistants. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 9, 2017 Report Share Posted June 9, 2017 11 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You should shot in the face for posting that pic! Vile cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 9, 2017 Report Share Posted June 9, 2017 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: You should shot in the face for posting that pic! Vile cunt! Is it a close relative of yours ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 9, 2017 Report Share Posted June 9, 2017 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: You should shot in the face for posting that pic! Vile cunt! She must have to wipe with a wet bath sheet wrapped around a broom handle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 9, 2017 Report Share Posted June 9, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: Is it a close relative of yours ? Not a chance. All of my female relatives are fit and healthy. Since somebody would already be shooting, it could be arranged to include you, spacky! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 9, 2017 Report Share Posted June 9, 2017 Just now, Roadkill said: She must have to wipe with a wet bath sheet wrapped around a broom handle. I suspect the fire brigade has to show up and hook up the big hose and turn it all open! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 9, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2017 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: She must have to wipe with a wet bath sheet wrapped around a broom handle. When you assume total control of the masses killer, count me in to your master race. I'll instigate a night of the long knifes when you least expect it and these blubber slags will be rendered down on mass with a half chubby ones made to run 12 hours a day until they're fuckable. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 9, 2017 Report Share Posted June 9, 2017 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: I suspect the fire brigade has to show up and hook up the big hose and turn it all open! Fuck that. One fart and the shock wave alone would liquidate your insides... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 9, 2017 Report Share Posted June 9, 2017 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: When you assume total control of the masses killer, count me in to your master race. I'll instigate a night of the long knifes when you least expect it and these blubber slags will be rendered down on mass with a half chubby ones made to run 12 hours a day until they're fuckable. Good man! We'll need plenty of oil to fuel the generators through the nuclear winter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 9, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2017 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Good man! We'll need plenty of oil to fuel the generators through the nuclear winter. We mustn't let there be a mine shaft gap! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 9, 2017 Report Share Posted June 9, 2017 16 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: We mustn't let there be a mine shaft gap! Where's David Furnish ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 9, 2017 Report Share Posted June 9, 2017 28 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Fuck that. One fart and the shock wave alone would liquidate your insides... I think that's the fire engine that hit Jennifer Lopez's arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 9, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2017 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: Where's David Furnish ? Standing above you, resting his balls on your chin you dirty fucking shit stabber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 9, 2017 Report Share Posted June 9, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: KEEP OFF THE CRACK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 9, 2017 Report Share Posted June 9, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: That reminds me; I have to sky+ the Mariah Carey concert on Sky Arts tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 9, 2017 Report Share Posted June 9, 2017 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: I don't even think that girl is particularly healthy. Just a victim of severe scoliosis caught at the right angle... And probably only 13 years old !?. It's surprising who you see in a park with a camera, isn't it. Disgusting... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 9, 2017 Report Share Posted June 9, 2017 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is she trying to do the Max Wall walk? At 13 years old, would she have ever heard of him? Disgusting picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 9, 2017 Report Share Posted June 9, 2017 45 minutes ago, Punkape said: Where's David Furnish ? Very likely behind you, with his cock up your arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 9, 2017 Report Share Posted June 9, 2017 8 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: And probably only 13 years old !?. It's surprising who you see in a park with a camera, isn't it. Disgusting... It's the ones you don't see that are the problem. Considering the angle and position this was probably taken by someone in a ghillie suit hiding in the bushes, or perhaps using a pully system to lower themselves from a nearby tree, such as I... Hear people do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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