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In pursuit of youtube fame a teenage dad (Pedro Ruiz) was shot at point blank range with a 50 calibre hand gun in the chest by his lover (and mother of his child, with another on the way, Monalisa Perez) thinking a hardback book would stop the bullet. This was all filmed in front of many witnesses live on youtube.

A 50 calibre can stop a car engine at a distance, it can bring down a charging elephant and most certainly will go through a load of card and paper. It beggars belief that people stood around and let this happen. 

Proof that if you arm a nation of fucktards you will lose a few from very friendly fire. 

NRA are a bunch of cunts oblivious to reality like most of the USA.

Don't see why they can't see if Donald Trump's wig can act as a deflector for an RPG?

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1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said:

In pursuit of youtube fame a teenage dad (Pedro Ruiz) was shot at point blank range with a 50 calibre hand gun in the chest by his lover (and mother of his child, with another on the way, Monalisa Perez) thinking a hardback book would stop the bullet. This was all filmed in front of many witnesses live on youtube.

A 50 calibre can stop a car engine at a distance, it can bring down a charging elephant and most certainly will go through a load of card and paper. It beggars belief that people stood around and let this happen. 

Proof that if you arm a nation of fucktards you will lose a few from very friendly fire. 

NRA are a bunch of cunts oblivious to reality like most of the USA.

Don't see why they can't see if Donald Trump's wig can act as a deflector for an RPG?

That'd probably work...

Anyway, guns don't kill people, people kill, er.... thick yanks..

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2 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said:

In pursuit of youtube fame a teenage dad (Pedro Ruiz) was shot at point blank range with a 50 calibre hand gun in the chest by his lover (and mother of his child, with another on the way, Monalisa Perez) thinking a hardback book would stop the bullet. This was all filmed in front of many witnesses live on youtube.

A 50 calibre can stop a car engine at a distance, it can bring down a charging elephant and most certainly will go through a load of card and paper. It beggars belief that people stood around and let this happen. 

Proof that if you arm a nation of fucktards you will lose a few from very friendly fire. 

NRA are a bunch of cunts oblivious to reality like most of the USA.

Don't see why they can't see if Donald Trump's wig can act as a deflector for an RPG?

Darwinism at work, nothing else. The fact that people are going on about the "dangers" of social media is ridiculous. Honestly think the Yanks are still allowed guns at this point as a form of population control.

.44's should be the highest calibre allowed to civilians. A Magnum is way cooler that a Desert Eagle, anyway. Probably wouldn't stop all the deaths, but at least they'd look like badass, loose cannon, detectives when they're blowing each others brains out instead of Iranian warlords.

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5 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said:

In pursuit of youtube fame a teenage dad (Pedro Ruiz) was shot at point blank range with a 50 calibre hand gun in the chest by his lover (and mother of his child, with another on the way, Monalisa Perez) thinking a hardback book would stop the bullet. This was all filmed in front of many witnesses live on youtube.

A 50 calibre can stop a car engine at a distance, it can bring down a charging elephant and most certainly will go through a load of card and paper. It beggars belief that people stood around and let this happen. 

Proof that if you arm a nation of fucktards you will lose a few from very friendly fire. 

NRA are a bunch of cunts oblivious to reality like most of the USA.

Don't see why they can't see if Donald Trump's wig can act as a deflector for an RPG?

I don't know whether to laugh or cry at this tragedy. 4 lives ruined forever. Yanks love their guns, after all is in their rule book that they needed to wipe out the native inhabitants and wildlife. 

If you can buy an 7.62 machine gun like we buy a pint of milk then there's going to be a few problems. Hungerford and dunblane effectively ended private gun ownership in the UK thank fuck.

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3 hours ago, Roadkill said:

Darwinism at work, nothing else. The fact that people are going on about the "dangers" of social media is ridiculous. Honestly think the Yanks are still allowed guns at this point as a form of population control.

.44's should be the highest calibre allowed to civilians. A Magnum is way cooler that a Desert Eagle, anyway. Probably wouldn't stop all the deaths, but at least they'd look like badass, loose cannon, detectives when they're blowing each others brains out instead of Iranian warlords.

That's the bottom of the food chain you're looking at right there.

I mean, even a lemming with psychological issues, may just pause before hurling himself over a cliff, but not this particular strain of homo sapien. Oh no! Faced with extinction with extreme prejudice, there's always some cunt going for that last great selfie.

Deserves all they get with no further consideration

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8 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said:

That's the bottom of the food chain you're looking at right there.

I mean, even a lemming with psychological issues, may just pause before hurling himself over a cliff, but not this particular strain of homo sapien. Oh no! Faced with extinction with extreme prejudice, there's always some cunt going for that last great selfie.

Deserves all they get with no further consideration

I would have advised a test shot with the book in front of a tree first, but when I think about it now it was probably the only piece of literature they owned, so it's no real wonder that it was a one shot deal...

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6 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Hungerford and dunblane effectively ended private gun ownership in the UK thank fuck.

That might be so but criminals tend not to register their firearms with the authorities.

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Just now, Stubby Pecker said:

True, by thankfully our coppers tend to shot any gun toting cunt on sight. Rot in hell Dugan cunt

Only right in my book.

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Guest Drew P Pissflaps

Fuck all that shit about calibre of the gun, what was the fucking title of the book?

My first guess is "Jim'll Fix It annual 1981"

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34 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

Fuck all that shit about calibre of the gun, what was the fucking title of the book?

My first guess is "Jim'll Fix It annual 1981"

How To Not Be Seen. One reliable grassing cunt and BANG...concealment compromised and one less stupid fucking cunt reproducing. 

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Guest Alfie Noakes
48 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

Fuck all that shit about calibre of the gun, what was the fucking title of the book?

My first guess is "Jim'll Fix It annual 1981"

Was probably a bible. 

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14 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said:

In pursuit of youtube fame a teenage dad (Pedro Ruiz) was shot at point blank range with a 50 calibre hand gun in the chest by his lover (and mother of his child, with another on the way, Monalisa Perez) thinking a hardback book would stop the bullet. This was all filmed in front of many witnesses live on youtube.

A 50 calibre can stop a car engine at a distance, it can bring down a charging elephant and most certainly will go through a load of card and paper. It beggars belief that people stood around and let this happen. 

Proof that if you arm a nation of fucktards you will lose a few from very friendly fire. 

NRA are a bunch of cunts oblivious to reality like most of the USA.

Don't see why they can't see if Donald Trump's wig can act as a deflector for an RPG?

The right to bear arms! God bless America. What a bunch of retarded, 'backy chewing wankers. They deserve everything they get. Yeee haaaa.

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Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

How ironic, that an encyclopaedia was instrumental in the death of an individual who was probably incapable of reading one.

The levels of stupidity alone are dangerously high on this one, Eric. With the combined irony rating it's entirely possible that we've surpassed both flid and spack in terms of retardedness. 

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1 minute ago, ratcum said:

What's the difference between a prostitute and a petrol tanker?

Petrol tanker require smaller filling pipes?  

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Just now, ratcum said:

no fuckin idea, I'm just trying to get people banned

You know my like allotment is gone, I'm now relegated to LOL!  

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