Eric Cuntman Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 7 minutes ago, ratcum said: you slag See you, you prawn, ah'll catch you first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 18 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: What are peoples thoughts on Goshawks? Awesome, seen a few here in FoD. Cold hearted killers and no mistake. The fact that they can take full grown pheasants isn't on their side, however. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 15, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 No sooner had I posted this excellent nomination, I began to feel an overwhelming sensation of existential dread. The more ornithological posts made on this masterpiece, the more I could sense something terrifying approaching, creeping nearer with each twitchers tale regaled. Finally, I could take it no more, and sought to escape, only to be paralysed with fear upon looking out of my conservatory window. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr. Quim Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 Just now, Decimus said: No sooner had I posted this excellent nomination, I began to feel an overwhelming sensation of existential dread. The more ornithological posts made on this masterpiece, the more I could sense something terrifying approaching, creeping nearer with each twitchers tale regaled. Finally, I could take it no more, and sought to escape, only to be paralysed with fear upon looking out of my conservatory window. Fucking hell! Don't to that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 7 minutes ago, Decimus said: No sooner had I posted this excellent nomination, I began to feel an overwhelming sensation of existential dread. The more ornithological posts made on this masterpiece, the more I could sense something terrifying approaching, creeping nearer with each twitchers tale regaled. Finally, I could take it no more, and sought to escape, only to be paralysed with fear upon looking out of my conservatory window. Existential dread? Again? And to think we used to be Nazi pals. I wish Jewdy was here to see this. You fuckin poof Deco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 24 minutes ago, Decimus said: No sooner had I posted this excellent nomination, I began to feel an overwhelming sensation of existential dread. The more ornithological posts made on this masterpiece, the more I could sense something terrifying approaching, creeping nearer with each twitchers tale regaled. Finally, I could take it no more, and sought to escape, only to be paralysed with fear upon looking out of my conservatory window. All I see is a belligerent old fart who would be a goody target for my Purdey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 What the fuck is this nonsense? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 15, 2017 Report Share Posted July 15, 2017 9 minutes ago, Bubba C said: What the fuck is this nonsense? Owls are great, oddie is a cunt. Get with the program bubs, don't make me doubt your clear potential again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 29, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2018 Classic nom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 29, 2018 Report Share Posted November 29, 2018 On 7/14/2017 at 7:35 PM, camberwell gypsy said: Fuck off owly. That's an nowull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted November 29, 2018 Report Share Posted November 29, 2018 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Classic nom. 'Owl you doing? I was beginning to think that you'd overdosed on a bottle of Tawny in a Barn with an Eagle and Snowy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 30, 2018 Report Share Posted November 30, 2018 Wankpuffin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 30, 2018 Report Share Posted November 30, 2018 Twite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted November 30, 2018 Report Share Posted November 30, 2018 9 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: 'Owl you doing? I was beginning to think that you'd overdosed on a bottle of Tawny in a Barn with an Eagle and Snowy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 On 14/07/2017 at 21:48, Stubby Pecker said: Also that's a picture of a European eagle owl, not even native to our isles, apparently. You could have at least managed to find the offending species, a tawny. Any cunt knows they need mature trees for nesting and hunting, thus ruling out the barren swamp where you live so must either be on holiday or hearing things. I'm quite often out and about around Breydon marshes, doing things that are none of your fucking business. I've seen countless barn owls flying about and there isn't a tree or barn in sight. Are they up to no fucking good? Explain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 46 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm quite often out and about around Breydon marshes... and there isn't a tree or barn in sight. No CCTV either, right? Those dead prostitutes won't bury themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 43 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: No CCTV either, right? Those dead prostitutes won't bury themselves. Not quite, but they can dig their own shallow graves if you don't damage them too much before hammer time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 2 hours ago, Decimus said: I'm quite often out and about around Breydon marshes, doing things that are none of your fucking business. I've seen countless barn owls flying about and there isn't a tree or barn in sight. Are they up to no fucking good? Explain. Irish & hangs around the Halvergate marshes by the A47 lots... Do you own some of those scrawny fucking horses on there? Please don't say its the one near Great Yarmouth that stands by its gate next to the A47 all day long with its 4ft cock hanging out and a smug look on its face. Punkape is going to be visiting the Vauxhall Holiday Park this summer after that revelation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 17 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Irish & hangs around the Halvergate marshes by the A47 lots... Do you own some of those scrawny fucking horses on there? Please don't say its the one near Great Yarmouth that stands by its gate next to the A47 all day long with its 4ft cock hanging out and a smug look on its face. Punkape is going to be visiting the Vauxhall Holiday Park this summer after that revelation. I hold no truck with those thieving pikey bastards, the amount they charge to be dragged down the not-so-golden mile by some rabid nag is scandalous. However, I went to high school with one of the family. Cobholm stock, which says it all. A more disreputable bunch of toerags you couldn't hope to meet outside of a meat raffle night down The Albion. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 33 minutes ago, Decimus said: I hold no truck with those thieving pikey bastards, the amount they charge to be dragged down the not-so-golden mile by some rabid nag is scandalous. However, I went to high school with one of the family. Cobholm stock, which says it all. A more disreputable bunch of toerags you couldn't hope to meet outside of a meat raffle night down The Albion. What the fuck is it with chavs and meat raffles? I assume it's the fact that the first prize can be obtained by tempting it to a fence, hitting it with a hammer and putting it in the back of the Saxo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What the fuck is it with chavs and meat raffles? I assume it's the fact that the first prize can be obtained by tempting it to a fence, hitting it with a hammer and putting it in the back of the Saxo. I'm just glad you've heard of them. I went out with someone from Cheshire at university (steady) and she didn't have a clue what they were. To be fair, taking part in a raffle to win a frozen out of date rustler burger from farm foods is hardly anything to be proud of. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 26 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm just glad you've heard of them. I went out with someone from Cheshire at university (steady) and she didn't have a clue what they were. To be fair, taking part in a raffle to win a frozen out of date rustler burger from farm foods is hardly anything to be proud of. Oop t' north, they call them 'meat platter raffles'. filthy sub-human pigs. Competing to win a plate of condemned bacteria, bleached to get rid of the blue, ministry dye. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 17 hours ago, Decimus said: I'm quite often out and about around Breydon marshes, doing things that are none of your fucking business. I've seen countless barn owls flying about and there isn't a tree or barn in sight. Are they up to no fucking good? Explain. I once stayed n Hilgay in possibly the worst and freakiest B&B on earth (stank of fags and my room was full of dolls of the nightmarish Chucky kind) and witnessed a Barn Owl successfully hunting. The place has very few trees but the key to working out where they nest is in their name, you thick cunt. Next time you're a 'willow the wisp' hunting, try going for a swim carrying a breeze block Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 13 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: What the fuck is it with chavs and meat raffles? I assume it's the fact that the first prize can be obtained by tempting it to a fence, hitting it with a hammer and putting it in the back of the Saxo. They're all the rage in Australia, at least the fucking dives I visited. Ask @southerncunt, he'll know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 45 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: They're all the rage in Australia, at least the fucking dives I visited. Ask @southerncunt, he'll know I imagine any 'dive' that you visited in Australia would probably be the sort of establishment frequented by Wally and Donk out of Crocodile Dundee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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