Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 http://www.wigantoday.net/news/drink-driver-caught-by-his-own-car-1-8675611 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 Was he parked near a train station? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hector Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 50 minutes ago, Manky said: Was he parked near a train station? Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 56 minutes ago, Manky said: Was he parked near a train station? No .. he was parked on your bike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 16 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: No .. he was parked on your bike. In that case he is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 8 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: http://www.wigantoday.net/news/drink-driver-caught-by-his-own-car-1-8675611 Best you continue with the bus or have your body waxed to look a proper lady and thumb for rides. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 13 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Best you continue with the bus or have your body waxed to look a proper lady and thumb for rides. I am not having another Brazilian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 58 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: I am not having another Brazilian Legs, back, chest and face will suffice, Pen. The bush is attractive for some desperate men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 9 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Legs, back, chest and face will suffice, Pen. The bush is attractive for some desperate men. No need for that I only have the bush but I am a pensioner and use a walking frame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 1 hour ago, The Lady Penelope said: I am not having another Brazilian Punkape is. He's called Diogo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Punkape is. He's called Diogo. So what happened to his Italian boyfriend Rollo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 49 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: No need for that I only have the bush but I am a pensioner and use a walking frame. You can bet your life ''fixed shower' Ape would have a go on your old salt 'n pepper scary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 3 minutes ago, Frank said: You can bet your life old ''fixed shower' Ape would have a go on your old salt 'n pepper scary. Disgusting! Ape is a gentleman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 5 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: So what happened to his Italian boyfriend Rollo? His Nigerian pimp Mr Mtembe beat him off, sorry up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 1 minute ago, Admiral Noakes said: His Nigerian pimp Mr Mtembe beat him off, sorry up. Poor Rollo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 59 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: Poor Rollo He's a fucking bender, fuck him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: He's a fucking bender, fuck him! That's what Punker's did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 1 minute ago, The Lady Penelope said: That's what Punker's did. I hear he gives a good reach around at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Frank said: You can bet your life ''fixed shower' Ape would have a go on your old salt 'n pepper scary. Come on then Frank (you vile cunt) - have you ever pleasured yourself with a shower? Be honest for once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 6 minutes ago, Ape said: Come on then Frank (you vile cunt) - have you ever pleasured yourself with a shower? Be honest for once. He was pleasured in the showers, don't know if the others used the shower head though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Punkape is. He's called Diogo. 15 minutes ago, Ape said: Come on then Frank (you vile cunt) - have you ever pleasured yourself with a shower? Be honest for once. What a disgusting, sorry vile, thought. The only scenario I'd like to entertain involving frank in a shower is him slipping and breaking his neck 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: What a disgusting, sorry vile, thought. The only scenario I'd like to entertain involving frank in a shower is him slipping and breaking his neck Out of likes, Stubbs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 30, 2017 Report Share Posted July 30, 2017 11 hours ago, Ape said: Come on then Frank (you vile cunt) - have you ever pleasured yourself with a shower? Be honest for once. Bit gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 30, 2017 Report Share Posted July 30, 2017 2 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Bit gay. Indeed he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 30, 2017 Report Share Posted July 30, 2017 On 29/07/2017 at 11:48 AM, Mac Spunk said: Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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