Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 A prime example is "Leonard" which is pronounced "Lennard" .. what is it with these silent "o" cunts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 I give you Dalziel pronounced dee-ell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 10 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: I give you Dalziel pronounced dee-ell. What about Panzerknacker pronounced cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 You can't choose your name, but you can choose when to use an apostrophe you fucking stupid senile old bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 3 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: You can't choose your name, but you can choose when to use an apostrophe you fucking stupid senile old bag. Go easy on her, this site is all the poor old Clunge Monkey has got. You wouldn't like sitting in a rusting wheelchair all day, your breath smelling of fish, now would you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 4 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: A prime example is "Leonard" which is pronounced "Lennard" .. what is it with these silent "o" cunts? I nominate the former liberal leader Menzies Campbell, whose name should be pronounced 'MEN-ZEES' (like the newsagent) but the silly posh inbred halfwit calls himself 'MING-ISS'. Similarly, posh cunts called Ralph, who insist on being called 'Rafe', the peak of wankerishness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 41 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: I give you Dalziel pronounced dee-ell. I raise you with Siobhan pronounced shuv-orn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I nominate the former liberal leader Menzies Campbell, whose name should be pronounced 'MEN-ZEES' (like the newsagent) but the silly posh inbred halfwit calls himself 'MING-ISS'. Similarly, posh cunts called Ralph, who insist on being called 'Rafe', the peak of wankerishness. And often shortened to just Ming by the racist telly cunts, fucking outrageous insult to Chinese folk. Edited August 31, 2017 by Trumpton Bacon Hypocritical racism at the BBC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 1 minute ago, BuggerLugs said: And often shortened to just Ming by the telly cunts, fucking outrageous. Makes him sound merciless. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 I am reminded of a Scottish football journalist named Brian Marjoribanks - pronounced Marsh-banks, Almost as bad as Cholmondeley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 51 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Go easy on her, this site is all the poor old Clunge Monkey has got. You wouldn't like sitting in a rusting wheelchair all day, your breath smelling of fish, now would you. Tell us all about the daily horror story your life is faux frog cûnt Panzerknacker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I nominate the former liberal leader Menzies Campbell, whose name should be pronounced 'MEN-ZEES' (like the newsagent) but the silly posh inbred halfwit calls himself 'MING-ISS'. Similarly, posh cunts called Ralph, who insist on being called 'Rafe', the peak of wankerishness. Also former Tory MP Norman St John-Stevas. Norman Saint John Stevas? Nope, Norman Sinjun Stevas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I am reminded of a Scottish football journalist named Brian Marjoribanks - pronounced Marsh-banks, Almost as bad as Cholmondeley. Or Rick with its silent P. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 Ralph Fiennes. What the fuck is that about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 2 hours ago, Spanky said: Ralph Fiennes. What the fuck is that about? Rafe Cunt fiennes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 7 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I raise you with Siobhan pronounced shuv-orn. I'll counter with sadbh pronounced sive Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted September 1, 2017 Report Share Posted September 1, 2017 Niamh / Neeve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 1, 2017 Report Share Posted September 1, 2017 What about Ptarmigan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 1, 2017 Report Share Posted September 1, 2017 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: What about Ptarmigan? Not a lot of meat on them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 1, 2017 Report Share Posted September 1, 2017 Phlegm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 On 31/08/2017 at 18:17, Guest Spanky said: Ralph Fiennes. What the fuck is that about? This Leonard Rossiter tribute band was on the radio yesterday, and referred to himself in the third person as "Rafe". It's fucking RALF you illiterate cunt! If you want it pronounced otherwise, then get the spelling changed by Her Maj's Deed Poll. Stop thinking just cos you're posh, everyone will pander to your fucking perversion of pisspronounciation. Dyslexic count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 On 31/08/2017 at 07:58, Flatline said: Go easy on her, this site is all the poor old Clunge Monkey has got. You wouldn't like sitting in a rusting wheelchair all day, your breath smelling of fish, now would you. That's NOT his breath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prints Harry Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 On 01/09/2017 at 19:40, nobgobbler said: Phlegm. Fullham? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 One for the Micks on Paddy's Day, no silent letter, Sean pronounced Shawn, you never seen that coming! Or Guinness, pronounced black-cat-piss. Top'o'th'mornin' to yers! Woof woof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 On 31/08/2017 at 13:19, Drew P Pissflaps said: I raise you with Siobhan pronounced shuv-orn. I'm off to the Butcher Bhoy tonight, Drew to get off of my fucking face on poitín for St. P's. Why don't you pop in. Make yourself known at the bar and I'll stand you a pint on the condition that I can immediately smash it into your stupid fucking face. Sláinte. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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