Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Frank said: Snatch I'm not up to speed on all of this. Are you going to meet Bill for a fight? He's not going to turn up. He's scared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 @Snatch I'm so excited for this I've got an earlier train and started smashing back the exports. Departing London now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 17 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: @Snatch I'm so excited for this I've got an earlier train and started smashing back the exports. Departing London now! Did you purchase it from the cafe carriage? If so, there's a distinct chance that the odd little man who served you and struggled to count the change from £10 for your £9.99 worth of tin was actually tonight's opponent. My money is on a points victory to Snitch, he's older, wiser, and once spent a weekend at a reservists training camp*. *2 out of 3 of these statements have yet to be confirmed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 I'm about to run out of data snatch. I'm going to try and find a dodgy corner shop in Birmingham to get a top up card for my burner phone. Hold tight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 3 hours ago, Frank said: Snatch I'm not up to speed on all of this. Are you going to meet Bill for a fight? Do you think he'll turn up Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 46 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: I'm about to run out of data snatch. I'm going to try and find a dodgy corner shop in Birmingham to get a top up card for my burner phone. Hold tight. Snatch might be many things, but he's not a fighter. I'd assume the worm has handed the baton over to a member with a little more time on his hands. What in heaven's name would you do if you found yourself standing in front of the totally redundant, ex-militia/doorman/thickster, Eric fucking Cuntman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 27 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: I'm about to run out of data snatch. I'm going to try and find a dodgy corner shop in Birmingham to get a top up card for my burner phone. Hold tight. Top up card? Carlsberg export? You cheap skate cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 1 minute ago, Frank said: Snatch might be many things, but he's not a fighter. I'd assume the worm has handed the baton to a member with a little more time on his hands. What in heaven's name would you do if you found yourself standing in front of the totally redundant, ex-militia/doorman/thickster, Eric fucking Cuntman? With your twig like legs I bet you don't go out in a strong breeze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 7 minutes ago, Frank said: Snatch might be many things, but he's not a fighter. I'd assume the worm has handed the baton to a member with a little more time on his hands. What in heaven's name would you do if you found yourself standing in front of the totally redundant, ex-militia/doorman/thickster, Eric fucking Cuntman? He'd die. Eric would crush him with those huge balls of his that you like to obsess over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 I've been asked earlier by Bill before his data expired to pass a message on. He has assured me that he will be waiting in the car park of Stratford Upon-Avon train station near the main barriers next to his blue Ford Ka, will be from 7pm. He's asked that Snatch posts a picture of his current location in Stratford and does not delete the Exif location so he can be sure that he's turned up. If he hasn't heard anything by 19:30 he will assume that his challenge has not been accepted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 8 minutes ago, Decimus said: I've been asked earlier by Bill before his data expired to pass a message on. He has assured me that he will be waiting in the car park of Stratford Upon-Avon train station near the main barriers next to his blue Ford Ka, will be from 7pm. He's asked that Snatch posts a picture of his current location in Stratford and does not delete the Exif location so he can be sure that he's turned up. If he hasn't heard anything by 19:30 he will assume that his challenge has not been accepted. Bill must be a persuasive cunt, getting the rail operator to allow him to put his car on the train which he earlier stated that he was travelling on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Bill must be a persuasive cunt, getting the rail operator to allow him to put his car on the train which he earlier stated that he was travelling on. He works in London several days a week but visits his girlfriend in Stratford regularly, commuting by train but leaving his car at the station beforehand. The onus is on Snatch now, Bill's turned up and is waiting... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 Funny his data has run out. Never happened before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 1 minute ago, Decimus said: He works in London several days a week but visits his girlfriend in Stratford regularly, commuting by train but leaving his car at the station beforehand. The onus is on Snatch now, Bill's turned up and is waiting... Who says I'm not there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 14 minutes ago, Snatch said: Funny his data has run out. Never happened before. Cover story to explain lack of photographic evidence to corroborate ever being there in the first place? If Ding was here, I know he would, by now have said, "pictures or it never happened". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 30 minutes ago, Decimus said: He works in London several days a week but visits his girlfriend in Stratford regularly, commuting by train but leaving his car at the station beforehand. The onus is on Snatch now, Bill's turned up and is waiting... Bill has a girlfriend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 6 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Bill has a girlfriend? Sounds a little far fetched to me. Surely no woman could tolerate such an insufferable wanker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 15 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Bill has a girlfriend? He probably chose Stratford upon Avon because he thinks Anne Hathaways cottage is a gay dogging hotspot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 50 minutes ago, Decimus said: He works in London several days a week but visits his girlfriend in Stratford regularly, commuting by train but leaving his car at the station beforehand. The onus is on Snatch now, Bill's turned up and is waiting... I guess bins need emptying in London too, but what surprises me in all this is that you talk of his 'girlfriend' in the third person when everyone on here knows it is you. You're the Paul to his Barry, chuckle, chuckle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He probably chose Stratford upon Avon because he thinks Anne Hathaways cottage is a gay dogging hotspot. I hear some of the more hardcore poofs like to Turkish grease wrestle before doing the deed. Perhaps that's what he meant by "fight"... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 2 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I guess bins need emptying in London too, but what surprises me in all this is that you talk of his 'girlfriend' in the third person when everyone on here knows it is you. You're the Paul to his Barry, chuckle, chuckle. Up your game, Drew. I can't very well inhabit the Magdalen estate and the bard's birthplace simultaneously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 Can someone please provide a brief update? Did snatch make/bottle it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 5 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: I'm about to run out of data snatch. I'm going to try and find a dodgy corner shop in Birmingham to get a top up card for my burner phone. Hold tight. If you was gonna stop in my humble abode you could of said, I would have sorted a pub carpark for you with all the bunting and everything, handbags at dawn and that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 8 hours ago, Frank said: Snatch I'm not up to speed on all of this. Are you going to meet Bill for a fight? Frank... you're alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 5, 2017 Report Share Posted September 5, 2017 Just now, cuntspotter said: Frank... you're alive. Existing is probably nearer the truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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