Decimus Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: Reported for unnecessary reporting.... lol. Fuck off. Reported for being Proper. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: Reported for unnecessary reporting.... lol. Fuck off. I'm still waiting for an explanation as to why I've apparently been reported, you fucking cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 3 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: What about if you go to the hospital for an operation and they shave your pubes off, or your chest hair or something? Would you become a bummer under those circumstances? (Asking on behalf of an acquaintance). I had to endure a complete body shave, prior to surgery, some 3 years ago. I immediately became a raving bender, started attending church on Sundays, and have recently started flying model planes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I had to endure a complete body shave, prior to surgery, some 3 years ago. I immediately became a raving bender, started attending church on Sundays, and have recently started flying model planes. When you begin preaching the benefits of the catholic church and join a golf club, we'll put you out of your misery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: I had to endure a complete body shave, prior to surgery, some 3 years ago. I imagine that it's an aesthetic procedure for most pre-op transexuals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 41 minutes ago, Punkape said: Another working class oik... I don't know why you bother to try and educate them Punkers. It's not appreciated. Bunch of thick cunts. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 Just now, Witheredscrote said: I don't know why you bother to try and educate them Punkers. It's not appreciated. Bunch of thick cunts. lol Sycophantic wanker. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 Shaving for ops or tattoos are exempt,for vanity means you're a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 11 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: When you begin preaching the benefits of the catholic church and join a golf club, we'll put you out of your misery. You wouldn't get into any of the golf clubs I'm a member of because you're the wrong sort and you're a pleb with innumerable infections and disgusting diseases...... lol..lol... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 21 minutes ago, Punkape said: You wouldn't get into any of the golf clubs I'm a member of because you're the wrong sort and you're a pleb with innumerable infections and disgusting diseases...... lol..lol... Oh, are you keen on golf, punkers? You've never mentioned that before. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 32 minutes ago, Neil said: Shaving for ops or tattoos are exempt,for vanity means your a cunt Anyone who has their arse hair removed is obviously doing it to avoid their boyfriend ending up with a lassoed bellend. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 17 minutes ago, scotty said: Oh, are you keen on golf, punkers? You've never mentioned that before. I'll mention it more often in case you don't read my posts very often...... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 14 minutes ago, scotty said: Oh, are you keen on golf, punkers? You've never mentioned that before. Get with the programme, Scotty Lad. Haven't you worked out Spunker's code yet? Every time the twisted little fruit uses the word 'Golf' he means 'Cock'. So, a round of golf = a round of cock. A golf club = a club full of cock. A golf course = a cock course ie a lay-by. Golf waterproofs = a condom. A golf tee = a cock beverage ie sperm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: I'll mention it more often in case you don't read my posts very often...... lol. You haven't mentioned your Range Rover in a while as a big fan please do bring it back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Back door specialist said: Yesss, my sentiments exactly! Good evening my fellow faggot-hating cunts, I'm up, refreshed and on my way to work, you guys seem really tired this dark evening, what have you been up to today? (Apart from sharing epilating techniques) I have to say, it's quite nice to see your feminine sides coming out What the fuck is this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 1 minute ago, nocti said: What the fuck is this? shit? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 46 minutes ago, Punkape said: You wouldn't get into any of the golf clubs I'm a member of because you're the wrong sort and you're a pleb with innumerable infections and disgusting diseases...... lol..lol... I'm sure Wiz is thankful to be the wrong sort, as being the right sort clearly involves male cock up the shit pipe. Disgusting faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 Im told that a back sack and crack might make the fairer sex go more south than usally possible, for future refrence neil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 9 minutes ago, nocti said: What the fuck is this? Don't worry Nocti, this forum is for people who can actually read, so fuck off back to your comics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 4 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: Don't worry Nocti, this forum is for people who can actually read, so fuck off back to your comics. Comics might be a bit ahead of you might i suggest spot the dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 19 minutes ago, Ape said: I'm sure Wiz is thankful to be the wrong sort, as being the right sort clearly involves male cock up the shit pipe. Disgusting faggot. Are you holidaying on the Iberian Peninsula again soon ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 27 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Get with the programme, Scotty Lad. Haven't you worked out Spunker's code yet? Every time the twisted little fruit uses the word 'Golf' he means 'Cock'. So, a round of golf = a round of cock. A golf club = a club full of cock. A golf course = a cock course ie a lay-by. Golf waterproofs = a condom. A golf tee = a cock beverage ie sperm. Plus Fours = more than 4 cocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 17 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: Don't worry Nocti, this forum is for people who can actually read, so fuck off back to your comics. You seem to think that being on CC is just a matter of being unimaginatively insulting and offence to everyone. I can only assume you're about 15, and on target to get one GCSE at best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 5 minutes ago, Ape said: You seem to think that being on CC is just a matter of being unimaginatively insulting and offence to everyone. I can only assume you're about 15, and on target to get one GCSE at best. Any forensic psych profiler would be 99.9% convinced that Back Door Merchant and Welsh_cunt are one and the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 5 minutes ago, Ape said: You seem to think that being on CC is just a matter of being unimaginatively insulting and offence to everyone. I can only assume you're about 15, and on target to get one GCSE at best. You mean offensive? I can't help it if my particular brand of humour is unappreciated or misunderstood/taken out of context. Enjoy your evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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