Ape™️ Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 2 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Winner of Miss Wales 2017. If that's the case, I sincerely hope I never lay eyes on the runner up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 4 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I was watching the rugger earlier, and those Welsh cunts seem to always be singing. Any time the camera panned to the crowd and there was Welsh fucks singing their lungs out. Sensibly the broadcaster didn't have any microphones in that part of the stands. In truth, caged Canaries sing a lot, but they are in fact very depressed. The Welsh sing because it reminds them of going down a mine shaft in a lift. Ask Bubba, he will confirm this, as he is a Welsh songbird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 On 15/09/2017 at 10:36 AM, Splitarsecuntfucker said: To all, you pig eyed sacks of shit that call the Welsh sheep shaggers. The Welsh shag them, but the English eat them, you love a nice dollop of Welsh ballsack nut butter, don't you. I concur, there is always a high demand for velcro gloves and specially designed Wellington boots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 On 15/09/2017 at 6:03 PM, Decimus said: Did someone order a bunch of stupid cunts and charge it to Proper's PayPal account? I thought this subject would attract you, Decimus-Imbecillus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 7 hours ago, Bubba C said: I thought I'd told you to stay off the internet until you and DBS had licked the men's urinals clean? Fuck off and get back to work, you thick as fuck, stupid fucking cunt. @Roadkill, and every other cunt of the corner, my most sincere apologies. It seems that when the boss is away, the mongs shall do what may, or something like that. BDS perhaps? You sad pathetic consequence of two dogs coupling. Fuck off, lady-boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 57 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: BDS perhaps? You sad pathetic consequence of two dogs coupling. Fuck off, lady-boy. While it might be cliche to say it, madness is doing the same thing over and over, that's been the record for past four days now change the record cunt , or nominate something you hate like the education system. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rastus Coldsmoke Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Back door specialist said: BDS perhaps? You sad pathetic consequence of two dogs coupling. Fuck off, lady-boy. Beep Beep, all aboard the spastic bus. Please do not chew the seats. First stop Big Dopey Spastic day centre for the marginally alive flatlined crayon eating superflids. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 3 hours ago, Snowflake said: While it might be cliche to say it, madness is doing the same thing over and over, that's been the record for past four days now change the record cunt , or nominate something you hate like the education system. Whilst a valid point, I feel you're pissing in the wind on this one, snowy. One would've had to at least experienced something to be in a position to pass comment. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 5 hours ago, Rastus Coldsmoke said: Beep Beep, all aboard the spastic bus. Please do not chew the seats. First stop Big Dopey Spastic day centre for the marginally alive flatlined crayon eating superflids. Lol. That's brilliant coming from a tree-hugging, limp-wristed nobody like you, the name of your band says it all really "Dead Dog Dicks", you must all wear spastic helmets and play to an equally stupefied, thick-as-fuck audience supervised by an army of illiterate Lithuanian spastic-fiddling carers. You fucking Corbyn bum-boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: Whilst a valid point, I feel you're pissing in the wind on this one, snowy. One would've had to at least experienced something to be in a position to pass comment. Go back to "dropping the soap" Bubba boy, you fucking, boring-as-fuck rent-boy aficionado. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Back door specialist said: That's brilliant coming from a tree-hugging, limp-wristed nobody like you, the name of your band says it all really "Dead Dog Dicks", you must all wear spastic helmets and play to an equally stupefied, thick-as-fuck audience supervised by an army of illiterate Lithuanian spastic-fiddling carers. You fucking Corbyn bum-boy. Surely one of you cunts out there is a computer whizz and can hack this bellends info? Come on baws, tell us where he lives so can all go round and have a CC ethnic cleansing party! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 21 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Surely one of you cunts out there is a computer whizz and can hack this bellends info? Come on baws, tell us where he lives so can all go round and have a CC ethnic cleansing party! Ask and ye shall receive. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 14 minutes ago, Decimus said: Ask and ye shall receive. I hope in your professional capacity that you're making sure BDS is paying the requisite council tax on the above property. It is a rather nice box, and I see from the outlets on the wall it has it's own water supply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I hope in your professional capacity that you're making sure BDS is paying the requisite council tax on the above property. It is a rather nice box, and I see from the outlets on the wall it has it's own water supply. He actually attempted to claim a 25% reduction as the sole adult of the property. However, following a visit from our outside inspector, it transpired that Frank has managed to contort his emaciated body and daddy-longlegs limbs into the upper left hand third of the property and is resident as a joint tenant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 29 minutes ago, Decimus said: Ask and ye shall receive. Fair play, this is brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 11 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: In truth, caged Canaries sing a lot, but they are in fact very depressed. The Welsh sing because it reminds them of going down a mine shaft in a lift. Ask Bubba, he will confirm this, as he is a Welsh songbird. Have you been given a date for when you will be singing with the angels? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 2 hours ago, Back door specialist said: Go back to "dropping the soap" Bubba boy, you fucking, boring-as-fuck rent-boy aficionado. Surely that should say rent boyo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Ask and ye shall receive. Cinaede furi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 27 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: Cinaede furi Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo. very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 6 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: very good A classic from Catullus, the Frank of his day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 25 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo. At the same time? You must be Rickie Doubledick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 On 15/09/2017 at 10:36 AM, Splitarsecuntfucker said: To all, you pig eyed sacks of shit that call the Welsh sheep shaggers. The Welsh shag them, but the English eat them, you love a nice dollop of Welsh ballsack nut butter, don't you. Stupid nomination the Welsh are proud people and they also have goats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Stupid nomination the Welsh are proud people and they also have goats. Anywhere you go all you see is fucking sheep, might as well call it Welsh Zealand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 5 hours ago, Decimus said: Ask and ye shall receive. Who the fuck's been squatting my house these past weeks. The gloved hand would suggest Ape, but? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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