Ape™️ Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 37 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Does punkape violate the prime directive? 1 minute ago, Punkape said: You would enjoy being fisted by a Klingon.... lol. fuck off. There’s your answer, Alfie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 12 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Anybody that didn't like the original Star Trek, is a cunt. It's the Vulcan in me, if you like, but it remains to be seen what this new load of cack is gonna be like. Scotty, I am sure, will be beaming 'em up like a pro once he's got wind of it. You're idea of fun would be as the Commandant of an intergalactic concentration camp for gay aliens. You could then "fiddle" with them with impunity. lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: You're idea of fun would be as the Commandant of an intergalactic concentration camp for gay aliens. You could then "fiddle" with them with impunity. lol. Fuck off. What intergalactic diseases would they have? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 11 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I never said she was my favourite, I just said I'd crawl over broken glass to suck the cock of the last man who fucked her. I wouldn't kick Lieutenant Ilia out of bed for eating crisps either. You're all a bunch o blind homos. 7 of 9 is the most fuckable trekette, ever: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 2 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Does punkape violate the prime directive? Punkape violates every fucking directive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 4 hours ago, Ape said: All night session is it? I was planning it until I started reading some of your posts on here and nodded off. Can you try and be a bit less boring, if only for the benefit of other members. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 5 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I was planning it until I started reading some of your posts on here and nodded off. Can you try and be a bit less boring, if only for the benefit of other members. Being told to be less boring by one of the most unimaginative, tedious wankers on CC. Priceless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 6 minutes ago, BuggerLugs said: You're all a bunch o blind homos. 7 of 9 is the most fuckable trekette, ever: The woman certainly knows how to eat a chicken drumstick like a pro: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: You're idea of fun would be as the Commandant of an intergalactic concentration camp for gay aliens. You could then "fiddle" with them with impunity. lol. Fuck off. You're idea of space, is solely fixated upon Uranus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 7 hours ago, Decimus said: I absolutely hate the original series, but I do enjoy the films with the 60's crew in. TNG for me was the pinnacle of Trek, although not including the first two series which were absolute fucking garbage. I never got into DS9 when it originally aired but I've rewatched it recently and I've warmed to it. Voyager was an absolute fucking disgrace. No, you're a fucking disgrace. Only mouth breathers like Star Trek. Cling-ons indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 Who of you lot (apart from Neil) would hump M'Umbha Uhura? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 What the fuck is this shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 9 hours ago, BuggerLugs said: You're all a bunch o blind homos. 7 of 9 is the most fuckable trekette, ever: 7 of 9 wanks in the late 90s were to Seven of Nine. Phwoar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: What the fuck is this shit? Dunno. You tell me. Whilst you're here, are you a Treker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 5 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Who of you lot (apart from Neil) would hump M'Umbha Uhura? I would, if only shatner hadn't been there first. Ruined it for me, that has. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 (edited) 10 minutes ago, scotty said: I would, if only shatner hadn't been there first. Ruined it for me, that has. It's life Scotty, but not as we know it... I don't think he got close to this one though? Edited September 23, 2017 by 'eavensabove Set phasers to stun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 18 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: It's life Scotty, but not as we know it... Speaking of old Montgomery, I do hope there aren't going to be any fake Scottish accents in this new series. Check out this video if you want to see what would happen if REAL Scots went into space. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 Ha! That's a classic, Baws. "I cann'y hold 'er Cap'n..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 It's the Cassini Probe, that I feel for. Or should I rephrase, less B. D. Speshliszt gets wind of it. NASSA are cunts. After all Cassini did for us... The poor thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 15 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Ha! That's a classic, Baws. "I cann'y hold 'er Cap'n..." Penis up Scotty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 25, 2017 Report Share Posted September 25, 2017 On 9/23/2017 at 6:42 AM, Roadkill said: The woman certainly knows how to eat a chicken drumstick like a pro: That wouldn't excite punky or BDS...have a look at the drumstick sucking pro in this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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