Frank Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 10 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Probably true, you puppy buggering, greasy cunt, and no doubt considerably tighter than Ming's minge. Reported. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 3 minutes ago, Frank said: Reported. Idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 9 minutes ago, Frank said: Reported. Why didn't you name the dog Maddie? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 9 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Why didn't you name the dog Maddie? The sick fuck has always had a weird obsession with maddie ,hes a greasy dago who fucks his dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 11 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Why didn't you name the dog Maddie? Because it’s got half a chance of making it to age 4. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 18 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Why didn't you name the dog Maddie? Ming doesn’t really exist, so I’ll let that go. However, yesterday you suggested that I kick my yapping piece of shit dog into a septic tank, and that decimus was into bumming razor clams! This evening I’m a puppy buggerer! Mrs R would you kindly have a word with this cretin? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 2 minutes ago, Snowy said: The sick fuck has always had a weird obsession with maddie ,hes a greasy dago who fucks his dog. Billy, the first sausage dog to commit suicide, by shoving itself up Frank's arse. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 1 minute ago, Frank said: Ming doesn’t really exist, so I’ll let that go. However, yesterday you suggested that I kick my yapping piece of shit dog into a septic tank, and that decs was into bumming razor clams! This evening I’m a puppy buggerer! Mrs R would you kindly have a word with this cretin? She is too busy knitting a red,haddock smelling dog jacket for Billy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 2 minutes ago, Frank said: Ming doesn’t really exist, so I’ll let that go. However, yesterday you suggested that I kick my yapping piece of shit dog into a septic tank, and that decs was into bumming razor clams! This evening I’m a puppy buggerer! Mrs R would you kindly have a word with this cretin? Whilst I'm not one to poke the fire ,your rebuttal to withers and calling out for Mrs R screams desperation. Our you getting lonely in your shed? Has R soles come around for a bit of dog? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 7, 2023 Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 4 minutes ago, Snowy said: Whilst I'm not one to poke the fire ,your rebuttal to withers and calling out for Mrs R screams desperation. Our you getting lonely in your shed? Has R soles come around for a bit of dog? How low can a man get? A 6ft 2" Frank and a 6" Sausage dog? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 7, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2023 34 minutes ago, Frank said: Ming doesn’t really exist, so I’ll let that go. However, yesterday you suggested that I kick my yapping piece of shit dog into a septic tank, and that decimus was into bumming razor clams! This evening I’m a puppy buggerer! Mrs R would you kindly have a word with this cretin? Frank, I've been put in the mod queue and am now unable to fully engage. Eat shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 8, 2023 Report Share Posted February 8, 2023 9 hours ago, Decimus said: Frank, I've been put in the mod queue and am now unable to fully engage. Eat shit. Who on earth have you upset now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 8, 2023 Report Share Posted February 8, 2023 10 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Billy, the first sausage dog to commit suicide, by shoving itself up Frank's arse. Withers i’ve had a long chat with Mrs R this morning. You’ll remain in the mod queue alongside Dipshit until I receive a full apology. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 8, 2023 Report Share Posted February 8, 2023 1 hour ago, Frank said: Withers i’ve had a long chat with Mrs R this morning. You’ll remain in the mod queue alongside Dipshit until I receive a full apology. I’m struggling to see how you’re going to make this stick, Carl. Billy can’t qualify under Rule 2 and if you’re going after Withers on Rule 12, then that could be a tacit admission that you’re not human, which I’m happy to accept. Oh, also…reported due to yet another breach of Rule 5. Idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 8, 2023 Report Share Posted February 8, 2023 3 hours ago, Frank said: Withers i’ve had a long chat with Mrs R this morning. You’ll remain in the mod queue alongside Dipshit until I receive a full apology. It must have cheered up her day. Come within 1km of my house, and I'll snap your legs. Mod queue indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 8, 2023 Report Share Posted February 8, 2023 23 hours ago, Frank said: Just over a year now and he’s fairly well trained, for a dachshund. Unbelievably stubborn, which I like. I feed him a raw diet, which means his shit is odourless and easy to pick up. He’s mostly off the lead now and I’ve had to learn to socialise again. Remarkably, some people are alright. He goes mental if he sees an Arab and tends to shy away from the blacks. Best thing I’ve ever done. Is your husband also a fan of steak tartare? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 8, 2023 Report Share Posted February 8, 2023 4 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Is your husband also a fan of steak tartare? I should imagine that by constantly stabbing away and licking Frank's tattered, red raw ringpiece, he must be. No doubt the hors d'oeuvres being dachshund turds in aspic. Filthy perverts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 8, 2023 Report Share Posted February 8, 2023 12 hours ago, Frank said: Who on earth have you upset now? Have you frolicked ‘neath that tarpaulin today, Francisco? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 8, 2023 Report Share Posted February 8, 2023 3 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Have you frolicked ‘neath that tarpaulin today, Francisco? It’s been fucking exciting on here today. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 8, 2023 Report Share Posted February 8, 2023 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: It’s been fucking exciting on here today. Standby…there’ll be up to the minute commentary on all things UK in a minute. @Last Cunt Standing’s just woke up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 10, 2023 Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 On 08/02/2023 at 18:48, Wolfie said: Is your husband also a fan of steak tartare? At a guess I’d bet every time he saunters up, skinny jeans around his ankles, drooling like Philip Schofield in the gents at the ‘Young ITV Cameraman’ awards towards Franks dripping, butchered, gaping arsehole he’s thinking ‘fillet’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 10, 2023 Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 On 08/02/2023 at 20:49, Dyslexic cnut said: Standby…there’ll be up to the minute commentary on all things UK in a minute. @Last Cunt Standing’s just woke up. Give him half an hour to make Panzys breakfast first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 10, 2023 Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 On 08/02/2023 at 20:47, Eric Cuntman said: It’s been fucking exciting on here today. Bit cloudy round my way tbh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 10, 2023 Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: Bit cloudy round my way tbh. Probably a urinary infection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 10, 2023 Report Share Posted February 10, 2023 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Probably a urinary infection. ‘That would be a Macrobidical matter.’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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