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18 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Why didn't you name the dog Maddie?

Ming doesn’t really exist, so I’ll let that go. However, yesterday you suggested that I kick my yapping piece of shit dog into a septic tank, and that decimus was into bumming razor clams! This evening I’m a puppy buggerer! Mrs R would you kindly have a word with this cretin? 

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1 minute ago, Frank said:

Ming doesn’t really exist, so I’ll let that go. However, yesterday you suggested that I kick my yapping piece of shit dog into a septic tank, and that decs was into bumming razor clams! This evening I’m a puppy buggerer! Mrs R would you kindly have a word with this cretin? 

She is too busy knitting a red,haddock smelling dog jacket for Billy

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2 minutes ago, Frank said:

Ming doesn’t really exist, so I’ll let that go. However, yesterday you suggested that I kick my yapping piece of shit dog into a septic tank, and that decs was into bumming razor clams! This evening I’m a puppy buggerer! Mrs R would you kindly have a word with this cretin? 

Whilst I'm not one to poke the fire ,your rebuttal to withers and calling out for Mrs R screams desperation.

Our you getting lonely in your shed?

Has R soles come around for a bit of dog?

 

 

 

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34 minutes ago, Frank said:

Ming doesn’t really exist, so I’ll let that go. However, yesterday you suggested that I kick my yapping piece of shit dog into a septic tank, and that decimus was into bumming razor clams! This evening I’m a puppy buggerer! Mrs R would you kindly have a word with this cretin? 

Frank, I've been put in the mod queue and am now unable to fully engage.

Eat shit.

 

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10 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

Billy, the first sausage dog to commit suicide, by shoving itself up Frank's arse.

Withers i’ve had a long chat with Mrs R this morning. You’ll remain in the mod queue alongside Dipshit until I receive a full apology. 

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1 hour ago, Frank said:

Withers i’ve had a long chat with Mrs R this morning. You’ll remain in the mod queue alongside Dipshit until I receive a full apology. 

I’m struggling to see how you’re going to make this stick, Carl. Billy can’t qualify under Rule 2 and if you’re going after Withers on Rule 12, then that could be a tacit admission that you’re not human, which I’m happy to accept. Oh, also…reported due to yet another breach of Rule 5. Idiot.

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23 hours ago, Frank said:

Just over a year now and he’s fairly well trained, for a dachshund. Unbelievably stubborn, which I like. I feed him a raw diet, which means his shit is odourless and easy to pick up. He’s mostly off the lead now and I’ve had to learn to socialise again. Remarkably, some people are alright. He goes mental if he sees an Arab and tends to shy away from the blacks. Best thing I’ve ever done. 

Is your husband also a fan of steak tartare?

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On 08/02/2023 at 18:48, Wolfie said:

Is your husband also a fan of steak tartare?

At a guess I’d bet every time he saunters up, skinny jeans around his ankles, drooling like Philip Schofield in the gents at the ‘Young ITV Cameraman’ awards towards Franks dripping, butchered, gaping arsehole he’s thinking ‘fillet’.

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