Frank Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 23 minutes ago, Decimus said: Wooden shelves, about £300 quids worth of cookbooks, one child's egg cup and an £85 terrine? As opposed to the Barnado's faux leather chair in your bucket of spastics video, the backdrop of which appeared to have been recorded on the set of Noel's House Party. Shove your QD Peri Reis map and laminate flooring up your pretentious arse, you shit-binned gimp. Lopsided MDF shelving riddled with mug-hanging hook holes, topped with grimey old Tupperware caked in dust. Granted there wasn't much on display, but it's a sure sign that you're a dirty little fucker. Put the video back up and prove me wrong. Regardless of whether your shelves are made of wood, or the monetary value of your DM readers cookbook collection, it's a ghastly state of affairs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 27, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 19 minutes ago, Frank said: Lopsided MDF shelving riddled with mug-hanging hook holes, topped with grimey old Tupperware caked in dust. Granted there wasn't much on display, but it's a sure sign that you're a dirty little fucker. Put the video back up and prove me wrong. Regardless of whether your shelves are made of wood, or the monetary value of your DM readers cookbook collection, it's a ghastly state of affairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 On 25/02/2023 at 19:43, Decimus said: I wouldn't hold out much hope for any sympathy regarding your proclivity to defend sexual predators. Says the cunt who posted a song by the Who. How does that stack up, hypocrite? Is Pete on your 'approved' list of wrong'uns? https://www.independent.ie/entertainment/music/pete-townshend-i-was-just-investigating-child-porn-28815131.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 18 minutes ago, Lucy said: Says the cunt who posted a song by the Who. How does that stack up, hypocrite? Is Pete on your 'approved' list of wrong'uns? https://www.independent.ie/entertainment/music/pete-townshend-i-was-just-investigating-child-porn-28815131.html The irony! Why did you defend him? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 27, 2023 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 1 hour ago, Lucy said: Is Pete on your 'approved' list of wrong'uns? We all know he's on yours. LOL. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Maybe she’s hoping to meet a nice Martian with a big green tallywhacker. Martians are purple Eric and that’s a fact because Jonny Vegas said so in Sex lives of The Potato Men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 27, 2023 Report Share Posted February 27, 2023 9 hours ago, Frank said: Little Bill's not well, Eric. You won't be remotely interested but I don't know who else to turn to. We were at the house in Wiltshire over the weekend and I guess he's eaten something iffy over in the field. The vet's given him a jab and some other shit this morning (£140), but I can't stand to see him in such a poorly state. Is there anything else I could do? Take him to Fuengirola and bugger the arse out of him one last time Frank, without the constant worry of losing your Action Man sized erection in case the filth come crashing through the door and throwing a bucket of cold water over you both before beating the absolute shit out of you, then arresting you. Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 28, 2023 Report Share Posted February 28, 2023 On 27/02/2023 at 17:14, Wolfie said: The irony! Why did you defend him? That's easy, because unlike the mendacious fantasist @Decimus I don't point my finger and shout paedo at everyone who disagrees with my point of view. Happy now, Wiffles, or do you want to scream another tirade of pant-wetting nonsense to impress your Messiah? LOL 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 3, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2023 On 27/02/2023 at 20:26, King Billy said: Take him to Fuengirola and bugger the arse out of him one last time Frank, without the constant worry of losing your Action Man sized erection in case the filth come crashing through the door and throwing a bucket of cold water over you both before beating the absolute shit out of you, then arresting you. Fuck off. That little faggot he's a millionaire. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 3, 2023 Report Share Posted March 3, 2023 4 hours ago, Decimus said: That little faggot he's a millionaire. A Peter Cook quote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 3, 2023 Report Share Posted March 3, 2023 On 12/02/2023 at 15:19, Eric Cuntman said: I hadn’t mentioned Roops. Go have a lie down and listen to some pan pipe music. You poor old sod. Be honest Eric .. don't you like a bit of well done mutton? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 3, 2023 Report Share Posted March 3, 2023 2 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Be honest Eric .. don't you like a bit of well done mutton? No 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 3, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2023 48 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: A Peter Cook quote. Shitty kitchen bin deliverieeeeessss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 3, 2023 Report Share Posted March 3, 2023 20 minutes ago, Decimus said: Shitty kitchen bin deliverieeeeessss. Oh fuck. He’s gone and stuffed that white powder up himself again. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 3, 2023 Report Share Posted March 3, 2023 5 hours ago, Decimus said: That little faggot he's a millionaire. I am, as it goes.. a generational thing I suppose, Decs. I can't imagine what it would be like to rely on Experian to decide whether I can afford a new kitchen. If I decided not to leave this bed for the next 30 years, I'd still be leading a life of luxury. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 3, 2023 Report Share Posted March 3, 2023 5 minutes ago, Frank said: I am, as it goes.. a generational thing I suppose, Decs. I can't imagine what it would be like to rely on Experian to decide whether I can afford a new kitchen. If I decided not to leave this bed for the next 30 years, I'd still be leading a life of luxury. Whenever you leave your bed frank, you have to climb over at least one black man 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 3, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2023 14 minutes ago, Frank said: I am, as it goes.. a generational thing I suppose, Decs. I can't imagine what it would be like to rely on Experian to decide whether I can afford a new kitchen. If I decided not to leave this bed for the next 30 years, I'd still be leading a life of luxury. I should've learned to play the guitar. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 3, 2023 Report Share Posted March 3, 2023 26 minutes ago, Decimus said: I should've learned to play the guitar. He’s seen a million faces, and he’s rocked them all. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 3, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2023 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He’s seen a million faces, and he’s rocked them all. Fucked them all more like, the dirty queer cunt lololol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 3, 2023 Report Share Posted March 3, 2023 1 hour ago, Frank said: If I decided not to leave this bed for the next 30 years, I'd still be leading a life of luxury. Compared to Ian Huntley in the bunk below you, who’s had your rancid piss dripping all over him every night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 3, 2023 Report Share Posted March 3, 2023 31 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He’s seen a million faces, and he’s rocked them all. You’ve spelled faeces wrong Eric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 3, 2023 Report Share Posted March 3, 2023 34 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He’s seen a million faces, and he’s rocked them all. A million sailors have cum on his Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 3, 2023 Report Share Posted March 3, 2023 52 minutes ago, Decimus said: Fucked them all more like, the dirty queer cunt lololol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 3, 2023 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2023 2 hours ago, Frank said: https://streamable.com/2vvh6k 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted March 3, 2023 Report Share Posted March 3, 2023 13 minutes ago, Decimus said: https://streamable.com/2vvh6k “Frank, Frank, Frank’s got HIV”. I know it’s not my business, but congratulations on posting the creepiest shit I’ve seen in a while. Is that your normal voice? I need a beach walk to cleanse my eyeballs. PS. That sideboard looks distinctly MFI to me. Get some overtime in, man. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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