Ape™️ Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Show some fucking respect Ape! The man files flanges for gods sake! Flanges made out of lead - the dust from which he’s been inhaling for 22 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 Just now, Ape said: Flanges made out of lead - the dust from which he’s been inhaling for 22 years. That explains the blue tongue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 2 minutes ago, Ape said: Flanges made out of lead - the dust from which he’s been inhaling for 22 years. If he wants to take lead into his body, it can be done much more quickly with an M134! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 1 minute ago, Tata Steely Dan said: That explains the blue tongue. If the eyewitness accounts are accurate, that wasn't his tongue! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: If the eyewitness accounts are accurate, that wasn't his tongue! Lead poisoning makes one terribly forgetful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 Just now, Tata Steely Dan said: Lead poisoning makes one terribly forgetful. If done correctly by an impartial bystander, it can eliminate memory problems completely! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 Just now, Ape said: Flanges made out of lead - the dust from which he’s been inhaling for 22 years. On a serious note for a moment, I don't believe all that crap the government came out with, telling us that breathing lead fumes has a detrimental effect on brain function. Our generation grew up sucking back the fumes of 4 star and most people I know of my age are reasonably intelligent. Whereas teenagers now have never been exposed to leaded petrol, and most of them can barely read or write, name 5 capital cities, or achieve a game score above 120 at Scrabble. In fact they don't seem to be able to do anything other than operate a playstation or get pregnant. Bring back leaded petrol. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: On a serious note for a moment, I don't believe all that crap the government came out with, telling us that breathing lead fumes has a detrimental effect on brain function. Our generation grew up sucking back the fumes of 4 star and most people I know of my age are reasonably intelligent. Whereas teenagers now have never been exposed to leaded petrol, and most of them can barely read or write, name 5 capital cities, or achieve a game score above 120 at Scrabble. In fact they don't seem to be able to do anything other than operate a playstation or get pregnant. Bring back leaded petrol. Youth of today can't get or hold a fucking job, so they can't afford real inhalants, so they shove their cake fattened gobs into the filler neck and sniff petrol fumes. Leaded or not, that will deaden the senses. I offer Punky and Frank as evidence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 13 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Youth of today can't get or hold a fucking job, so they can't afford real inhalants, so they shove their cake fattened gobs into the filler neck and sniff petrol fumes. Leaded or not, that will deaden the senses. I offer Punky and Frank as evidence. You would have achieved more had you gone to a decent Public school......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 6 minutes ago, Punkape said: You would have achieved more had you gone to a decent Public school......... Good old KerPlunky; like a cockchafer beetle only without the chafing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 30 minutes ago, Punkape said: You would have achieved more had you gone to a decent Public school......... Punkers, what say you about the flange flid chappie? An inauspicious start... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 56 minutes ago, Punkape said: You would have achieved more had you gone to a decent Public school......... Had you stayed in any school, you'd still be the way you are...a stupid fucking cunt! Kill yourself. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 7 hours ago, Punkape said: You would have achieved more had you gone to a decent Public school......... You just have to suck a lot more cock to get your "privileged" position in life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 11 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Poverty is relative... take Frank. I'm having lunch with Frank at George's Meeting House in Exeter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Bring back leaded petrol. Do you think that they lack lead in their pencils? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 9 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: I'm having lunch with Frank at George's Meeting House in Exeter. What a coincidence, I work there! I'll pop into countrywide for some rat poison on the way.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: What a coincidence, I work there! I'll pop into countrywide for some rat poison on the way.... Why not go up to the gallery and jump off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: I'm having lunch with Frank at George's Meeting House in Exeter. Kill him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Snatch said: Kill him. @Snatch I like you a lot but I will not murder my dear friend @Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 @Eric Cuntman you have not overdosed on the codeine again have you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 22 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: @Eric Cuntman you have not overdosed on the codeine again have you? Did you wash your clients genitalia in potassium permanganate in your younger days ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 49 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Shatch I like you a lot but I will not murder my dear friend @Frank. Would it feel a bit like suicide? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 59 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: @Eric Cuntman you have not overdosed on the codeine again have you? Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 34 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Would it feel a bit like suicide? NO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 59 minutes ago, Punkape said: Did you wash your clients genitalia in potassium permanganate in your younger days ? No but you can wash your mouth out with carbolic soap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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