Guest flange filer Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 I come out of fucking Sainsburys with a trolley full, when I get it back to the car a bunch of smelly, dirty, halfwit inbreeds, one of which must have been 22, are fucking gawping at me. " nice car mate.." Says the one with the brain cell. Fuck off cunt! So I take my booze to the marina and stick it the fridge, as I'm getting off my boat, some cocky middle aged prick in a fucking denim jacket, stomach bagging out from under the white t shirt stretched across it, strolls himself over. " mind if I have a look inside mate?" Fuck off you fat fat cunt! All of you should be shot several times and die very very slowly.. For fucks sake... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 Do you always treat your immediate family with such utter contempt? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest flange filer Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: Do you always treat your immediate family with such utter contempt? Ha.. Nice... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 13 minutes ago, flange filer said: I come out of fucking Sainsburys with a trolley full, when I get it back to the car a bunch of smelly, dirty, halfwit inbreeds, one of which must have been 22, are fucking gawping at me. " nice car mate.." Says the one with the brain cell. Fuck off cunt! So I take my booze to the marina and stick it the fridge, as I'm getting off my boat, some cocky middle aged prick in a fucking denim jacket, stomach bagging out from under the white t shirt stretched across it, strolls himself over. " mind if I have a look inside mate?" Fuck off you fat fat cunt! All of you should be shot several times and die very very slowly.. For fucks sake... I thought that Quincy was the only drug addled spastic in the world with a boat. Do a Maxwell you stupid cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 17 minutes ago, Decimus said: I thought that Quincy was the only drug addled spastic in the world with a boat. Do a Maxwell you stupid cunt. You're being a little harsh. One must give credit to shopping at Sainsbury's and not Lidl (sorry – Flidl), in light of obvious wealth borne from a successful education. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 Oh you live on a boat. What a thoroughly depressing environment, especially during the winter months. Is it moored illegally on Thorpe island by any chance you fucking council tax avoiding scum? I am intrigued as to what actually obtained the comment of "nice car mate" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 50 minutes ago, Neil said: does Snatch know you're posting picture's of his 'fanny magnet'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 29 minutes ago, Eddie said: does Snatch know you're posting picture's of his 'fanny magnet'? At least it's not like the pile of shit that normally sits outside your shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 6 minutes ago, Snatch said: At least it's not like the pile of shit that normally sits outside your shop. congratulations snatch, you have cracked the your / you're challenge. Why don't you pop in next time you swing by?, promise I won't think it's a little bit creepy x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 4 hours ago, flange filer said: I come out of fucking Sainsburys with a trolley full, when I get it back to the car a bunch of smelly, dirty, halfwit inbreeds, one of which must have been 22, are fucking gawping at me. " nice car mate.." Says the one with the brain cell. Fuck off cunt! So I take my booze to the marina and stick it the fridge, as I'm getting off my boat, some cocky middle aged prick in a fucking denim jacket, stomach bagging out from under the white t shirt stretched across it, strolls himself over. " mind if I have a look inside mate?" Fuck off you fat fat cunt! All of you should be shot several times and die very very slowly.. For fucks sake... I log in to the corner hoping to find something entertaining to read and I come across this pile of shit. You utter fucking simpleton. Please kill yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 11 minutes ago, Bubba C said: I log in to the corner hoping to find something entertaining to read and I come across this pile of shit. You utter fucking simpleton. Please kill yourself. I've deduced that the "poor cunts" in the nomination title actually refers to us, for having to suffer this drivel. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 4 hours ago, flange filer said: I come out of fucking Sainsburys with a trolley full, when I get it back to the car a bunch of smelly, dirty, halfwit inbreeds, one of which must have been 22, are fucking gawping at me. " nice car mate.." Says the one with the brain cell. Fuck off cunt! So I take my booze to the marina and stick it the fridge, as I'm getting off my boat, some cocky middle aged prick in a fucking denim jacket, stomach bagging out from under the white t shirt stretched across it, strolls himself over. " mind if I have a look inside mate?" Fuck off you fat fat cunt! All of you should be shot several times and die very very slowly.. For fucks sake... My Compliments on your devotion to your wheels, The Morris Marina was a very underrated automobile with an excellent pedigree.....tell me is it the 1.3 Saloon you have or the more racy coupe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 17 minutes ago, luke swarm said: My Compliments on your devotion to your wheels, The Morris Marina was a very underrated automobile with an excellent pedigree.....tell me is it the 1.3 Saloon you have or the more racy coupe. I bet it's the 'value engineered' bastard son called the Ital. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 2 hours ago, Eddie said: Why don't you pop in next time you swing by? What again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 20 minutes ago, Snatch said: What again? I'm the fat Indian guy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 7 minutes ago, Eddie said: I'm the fat Indian guy! I hate your lot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 Poverty is relative... take Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 4 minutes ago, Bubba C said: I hate your lot. not as much as me... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: I've deduced that the "poor cunts" in the nomination title actually refers to us, for having to suffer this drivel. Undoubtedly so. And you just know that the dopey cunt who composed it pulls up to his moored dinghy in a Rav 4. Two questions whilst I've got you. 1-Are you able to run your GPS locator on this cunt? 2-Is it possible to burn a boat whilst it's on water? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: Undoubtedly so. And you just know that the dopey cunt who composed it pulls up to his moored dinghy in a Rav 4. Two questions whilst I've got you. 1-Are you able to run your GPS locator on this cunt? 2-Is it possible to burn a boat whilst it's on water? Answer to question 2. HMS Sheffield Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 8 hours ago, flange filer said: I come out of fucking Sainsburys with a trolley full, when I get it back to the car a bunch of smelly, dirty, halfwit inbreeds, one of which must have been 22, are fucking gawping at me. " nice car mate.." Says the one with the brain cell. Fuck off cunt! So I take my booze to the marina and stick it the fridge, as I'm getting off my boat, some cocky middle aged prick in a fucking denim jacket, stomach bagging out from under the white t shirt stretched across it, strolls himself over. " mind if I have a look inside mate?" Fuck off you fat fat cunt! All of you should be shot several times and die very very slowly.. For fucks sake... How do you know he wasn’t 21, or 23? Why did you decide he must have been 22? This is the most pointless, disjointed, meaningless load of shit I’ve read for literally days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 8 hours ago, flange filer said: I come out of fucking Sainsburys with a trolley full, when I get it back to the car a bunch of smelly, dirty, halfwit inbreeds, one of which must have been 22, are fucking gawping at me. " nice car mate.." Says the one with the brain cell. Fuck off cunt! So I take my booze to the marina and stick it the fridge, as I'm getting off my boat, some cocky middle aged prick in a fucking denim jacket, stomach bagging out from under the white t shirt stretched across it, strolls himself over. " mind if I have a look inside mate?" Fuck off you fat fat cunt! All of you should be shot several times and die very very slowly.. For fucks sake... How do you know he wasn’t 21, or 23? Why did you decide he must have been 22? This is the most pointless, disjointed, meaningless load of shit I’ve read for literally days. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 22 minutes ago, Ape said: How do you know he wasn’t 21, or 23? Why did you decide he must have been 22? This is the most pointless, disjointed, meaningless load of shit I’ve read for literally days. Show some fucking respect Ape! The man files flanges for gods sake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 Nice of Punkape's understudy to roll in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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