Stubby Pecker Posted October 15, 2017 Report Share Posted October 15, 2017 Just now, Manky said: My favourite plane. That is Linda Lusardi in fucking titanium and aluminium. Fucking class. I could spread loads of good news with one of them cunts. 30mm depleted uranium happy pills. And our underachieving fen dwelling friend deserves to be shreaded into a million pieces by its death spitting canon for the disgraceful crap he posted about your wife on another thread, the dopey twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 15, 2017 Report Share Posted October 15, 2017 5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: And our underachieving fen dwelling friend deserves to be shreaded into a million pieces by its death spitting canon for the disgraceful crap he posted about your wife on another thread, the dopey twat. For someone so completely obsessed with the rules of the site and dedicated to snitching, you haven't done your research. Dirty, grassing snake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 15, 2017 Report Share Posted October 15, 2017 7 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: And our underachieving fen dwelling friend deserves to be shreaded into a million pieces by its death spitting canon for the disgraceful crap he posted about your wife on another thread, the dopey twat. Let us not bear grudges. Decs cunting of Mrs Manky was routine and just a touch pathetic. She does batter me around when I do bad things, but fuck it, broken bones heal and chicks dig scars. I would, of course, give him all six barrels as a token of my respect for him or something like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 15, 2017 Report Share Posted October 15, 2017 Just now, Manky said: Let us not bear grudges. Decs cunting of Mrs Manky was routine and just a touch pathetic. She does batter me around when I do bad things, but fuck it, broken bones heal and chicks dig scars. I would, of course, give him all six barrels as a token of my respect for him or something like that. From a pongo, that's respect indeed. Forgiveness is what makes us human as is brutal revenge fuelled violence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 15, 2017 Report Share Posted October 15, 2017 15 minutes ago, Decimus said: For someone so completely obsessed with the rules of the site and dedicated to snitching, you haven't done your research. Dirty, grassing snake. Careful now.. down with this sort of thing Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 15, 2017 Report Share Posted October 15, 2017 31 minutes ago, Decimus said: For someone so completely obsessed with the rules of the site and dedicated to snitching, you haven't done your research. Dirty, grassing snake. I've never reported any cunt and never will, but as my kidneys are taking the piss, they may have to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 15, 2017 Report Share Posted October 15, 2017 33 minutes ago, Decimus said: For someone so completely obsessed with the rules of the site and dedicated to snitching, you haven't done your research. Dirty, grassing snake. Keep going, you see what you want and get a wee bit obsessed. I'm bored shitless of your false accusations and you still can't admit to your very real PM grassing that started this off. Double rattled and shitting your pants as well as pissing. You're on the way out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 15, 2017 Report Share Posted October 15, 2017 10 minutes ago, ratcum said: I've never reported any cunt and never will, but as my kidneys are taking the piss, they may have to go. What about your liver? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 15, 2017 Report Share Posted October 15, 2017 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Oh God, Neil. You're not one of those pretentious fat cunts who parades around in a T-shirt with a wolf on and thinks that a band has sold out if they dare to make even a pound of profit on a record sale? I imagine that your record collection solely consists of vinyl's in custom made hemp sleeves, produced by some cunt from Glastonbury whose entire musical input consists of experimental whale song and Zulu chant fusion. I imagine you're sick of whale song ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 15, 2017 Report Share Posted October 15, 2017 59 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: What about your liver? at a Swiss clinic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 15, 2017 Report Share Posted October 15, 2017 3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Bournville dark chocolate makes me gag. Now you know how your geese feel, scrotes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 7 hours ago, scotty said: Now you know how your geese feel, scrotes. They have no problem with it Scotty, they could have beaten Linda Lovelace* any day of the week. * I see her cause of death is recorded as 'major trauma'. Do you think she went down on Neil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 8 hours ago, ratcum said: at a Swiss clinic Thank you for that Ratter's, you are very kind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 8 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: They have no problem with it Scotty, they could have beaten Linda Lovelace* any day of the week. * I see her cause of death is recorded as 'major trauma'. Do you think she went down on Neil? What about those serrated bills you lying shite? This can only mean you're pimping them out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 24 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: What about those serrated bills you lying shite? This can only mean you're pimping them out? What happens between me and my geese stays with me and my geese. Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: What happens between me and my geese stays with me and my geese. Fuck off People here keep talking about goose abusers, not not about abusive geese such as the cunts on the quays at Exeter that threaten you if you haven't got food for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: What happens between me and my geese stays with me and my geese. Fuck off Just make sure none of them get into public circulation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 14 hours ago, Decimus said: I imagine that your record collection solely consists of vinyl's in custom made hemp sleeves, produced by some cunt from Glastonbury whose entire musical input consists of experimental whale song and Zulu chant fusion. Don't knock African chant fusion - sometimes it works very well. Here's a version of Kyrie Ellison like you never heard before or indeed, could imagine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 'Four Letter Word' by Beady Eye is very good - stands up fine against the hard-rocking stuff Oasis did (Fade Away, Headshrinker etc) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 4 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: What about those serrated bills you lying shite? This can only mean you're pimping them out? Getting geese to perform oral sex has 2 major drawbacks. The serrated bill is one and a sensitive gaggle reflex is the other. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Getting geese to perform oral sex has 2 major drawbacks. The serrated bill is one and a sensitive gaggle reflex is the other. Did I say it was easy? Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 16 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Did I say it was easy? Cunt You have never heard of Liam Gallagher so why respond? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 11, 2017 Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 On 16/10/2017 at 7:31 AM, Witheredscrote said: What happens between me and my geese stays with me and my geese. Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 11, 2017 Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 On 16/10/2017 at 9:20 AM, Lady Penelope said: People here keep talking about goose abusers, not not about abusive geese such as the cunts on the quays at Exeter that threaten you if you haven't got food for them. Similarly to most species in the animal kingdom, geese tend to pick on the vulnerable and stupid, which I suspect is why you are a constant target. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 11, 2017 Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 13 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Similarly to most species in the animal kingdom, geese tend to pick on the vulnerable and stupid, which I suspect is why you are a constant target. Ho! ho! ho! he! he! ha! ha! Chortle! snicker! ho! ho! he! he! ha! ha! Chortle! snicker! ho! ho! he! he! ha! ha! Chortle! snicker! ho! ho! he! he! ha! ha! Chortle! snicker! ho! ho! he! he! ha! ha! Chortle! snicker! ho! ho! he! he! ha! ha! Chortle! snicker! ho! ho! he! he! ha! ha! Chortle! snicker! ho! ho! he! he! ha! ha! Chortle! snicker! ho! ho! he! he! ha! ha! Chortle! snicker! ho! ho! he! he! ha! ha! Chortle! snicker! ho! ho! he! he! ha! ha! Chortle! snicker! ho! ho! he! he! ha! ha! Chortle! snicker! ho! ho! he! he! ha! ha! Chortle! snicker! ho! ho! he! he! ha! ha! Chortle! snicker! ho! ho! he! he! ha! ha! Chortle! snicker! ho! ho! he! he! ha! ha! Chortle! snicker! ho! ho! he! he! ha! ha! Chortle! snicker! ho! ho! he! he! ha! ha! Chortle! snicker! ho! ho! he! he! ha! ha! Chortle! snicker! ho! ho! he! he! ha! ha! Chortle! snicker! ho! ho! he! he! ha! ha! Chortle! snicker! ho! ho! he! he! ha! ha! Chortle! snicker! ho! ho! he! he! ha! ha! Chortle! snicker! ho! ho! he! he! ha! ha! Chortle! snicker! ho! ho! he! he! ha! ha! Chortle! snicker! ho! ho! he! he! ha! ha! Chortle! snicker! ho! ho! he! he! ha! ha! Chortle! snicker! ho! ho! he! he! ha! ha! Chortle! snicker! ho! ho! he! he! ha! ha! Chortle! snicker! ho! ho! he! he! ha! ha! Chortle! snicker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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