Neil Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 'Er indoors is a fucking idiot that thinks that when she's too warm and she turns the thermostat from 20 down to 15 that she'll cool down with it.This results in the fucking house not heating up later and me shivering my cods off.Its not air conditioning you fuck wit,just leave it at 20 and take a layer off you fat fucker! You can all fuck off 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 The missus thinks turning it up higher makes the house heat up quicker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 What's a thermostat? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 17 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: The missus thinks turning it up higher makes the house heat up quicker. They also think that the temperature adjustment dial on fridges means degrees centigrade as well, and are incapable of understanding that 4 is actually colder than 1. The prize for stupidest cunt goes to an ex girlfriend from about 20 years ago, who believed that leaving the choke lever out on her Mini overnight would allow all the petrol to drip out by the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: They also think that the temperature adjustment dial on fridges means degrees centigrade as well, and are incapable of understanding that 4 is actually colder than 1. The prize for stupidest cunt goes to an ex girlfriend from about 20 years ago, who believed that leaving the choke lever out on her Mini overnight would allow all the petrol to drip out by the morning. What's a choke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 30 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What's a choke? An excuse to practise the Heimlich manoeuvre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: They also think that the temperature adjustment dial on fridges means degrees centigrade as well, and are incapable of understanding that 4 is actually colder than 1. The prize for stupidest cunt goes to an ex girlfriend from about 20 years ago, who believed that leaving the choke lever out on her Mini overnight would allow all the petrol to drip out by the morning. You're choking about this surely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 4 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: You're choking about this surely. He's not. And don't call him Shirley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 2 hours ago, Neil said: 'Er indoors is a fucking idiot that thinks that when she's too warm and she turns the thermostat from 20 down to 15 that she'll cool down with it.This results in the fucking house not heating up later and me shivering my cods off.Its not air conditioning you fuck wit,just leave it at 20 and take a layer off you fat fucker! You can all fuck off I wasn't aware that your Wendy house had central heating, Neil. I just assumed that when your gelatinous blob of a body started shivering you threw a piece of a dead prostitute onto the bars of your calor gas heater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: What's a choke? It's when your bell-end scrapes past the tonsils, just before you let fly with the cock custard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 51 minutes ago, Decimus said: I wasn't aware that your Wendy house had central heating, Neil. I just assumed that when your gelatinous blob of a body started shivering you threw a piece of a dead prostitute onto the bars of your calor gas heater. Decs. Robbie Williams has just announced that he's gone vegan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 33 minutes ago, nocti said: Decs. Robbie Williams has just announced that he's gone vegan. Is this code that he's giving up man meat with extra mayo? I can't stand this mincing poof and will cry tears of joy when he dies from all the drugs/infected spunk, much like punkape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 5 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: The missus thinks turning it up higher makes the house heat up quicker. Also turns the car heater on immediately on cold mornings expecting instant heat because its on 'high,I know she's fucking thick cos she married me but give me a fucking break woman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lord McCunty Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 One thing mainly blokes seem to do in an office with AC, is despite having their heating on 21 all winter, they suddenly want the office refrigerated down to 16 the first sign of some sun in mid April. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 34 minutes ago, Lord McCunty said: One thing mainly blokes seem to do in an office with AC, is despite having their heating on 21 all winter, they suddenly want the office refrigerated down to 16 the first sign of some sun in mid April. Being too cold is far more preferable than being slightly too hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 @nocti Ordinarily, an adoption of veganism would sky rocket my absolute obsessional hatred of an individual. However, I despise the Williams cunt with such a passion that even if you told me that he had secretly been fiddling my kids for years, I still couldn't find enough left in the tank to want to kill him more than I already do. In fact, the only thing that you could tell me that would make me hate him even more would be the revelation that for all these years he's actually only ever been Lenny fucking Henry with his face and hands whited-up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: In fact, the only thing that you could tell me that would make me hate him even more would be the revelation that for all these years he's actually only ever been Lenny fucking Henry with his face and hands whited-up. Or Ding. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Or Ding. There's a pretty little thing, Waiting for The Ding, Down in the Jungle gym. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: There's a pretty little thing, Waiting for The Ding, Down in the Jungle gym. Wanking in Memphis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 2 hours ago, Lord McCunty said: One thing mainly blokes seem to do in an office with AC, is despite having their heating on 21 all winter, they suddenly want the office refrigerated down to 16 the first sign of some sun in mid April. There is a good reason for that...the fit birds get stiff nipples, and they sport them rather nicely! Makes a long day at work a little nicer! Work, that is what we taxpayers do to support unemployable cunts, like yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lord McCunty Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: There is a good reason for that...the fit birds get stiff nipples, and they sport them rather nicely! Makes a long day at work a little nicer! Work, that is what we taxpayers do to support unemployable cunts, like yourself. Well done! You work and pay tax, you should be on Pride of Britain. You sanctimonious piece of mouldy knob cheese. Ps. When you earn as much as I do, you don't need to slog your bollocks off day in and day out. Fuck off and kill yourself. Xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 12 minutes ago, Lord McCunty said: Well done! You work and pay tax, you should be on Pride of Britain. You sanctimonious piece of mouldy knob cheese. Ps. When you earn as much as I do, you don't need to slog your bollocks off day in and day out. Fuck off and kill yourself. Xx Go and discuss your huge salary with @Monumental cunt - he likes to brag about things he can’t prove too. Cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 30 minutes ago, Lord McCunty said: Well done! You work and pay tax, you should be on Pride of Britain. You sanctimonious piece of mouldy knob cheese. Ps. When you earn as much as I do, you don't need to slog your bollocks off day in and day out. Fuck off and kill yourself. Xx What's your real name Lord? Can I call you Dave? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 33 minutes ago, Lord McCunty said: Well done! You work and pay tax, you should be on Pride of Britain. You sanctimonious piece of mouldy knob cheese. Ps. When you earn as much as I do, you don't need to slog your bollocks off day in and day out. Fuck off and kill yourself. Xx Yes, the new living wage legislation really must be a godsend for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 26, 2017 Report Share Posted October 26, 2017 13 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Yes, the new living wage legislation really must be a godsend for you. You tell him Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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