PANZER MURPHY Posted October 29, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I think they would see better results smearing ProActiv over the lazy cunt before bed to see if he absorbed any of the supposed 'activeness'. 10.22 am..wow that hour really catches ya. .spose I should get up n do stuff Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 29, 2017 Report Share Posted October 29, 2017 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Who is she? Heather Graham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 29, 2017 Report Share Posted October 29, 2017 2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I think they would see better results smearing ProActiv over the lazy cunt before bed to see if he absorbed any of the supposed 'activeness'. I think they would see better results smearing a pillow over the lazy cunt's face before applying Flora ProActiv, to ensure he ignites like the Hindenburg balloon at the crematorium. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 29, 2017 Report Share Posted October 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Heather Graham. Never heard of her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 29, 2017 Report Share Posted October 29, 2017 19 hours ago, Back door specialist said: I would break her arse in no problem. Heather would feel privileged to have a thick, council estate-dwelling idiot with the breeding of a Bulgarian street donkey attempt to shove his Strongbow-restricted cashew cock up her arse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted October 29, 2017 Report Share Posted October 29, 2017 12 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Heather would feel privileged to have a thick, council estate-dwelling idiot with the breeding of a Bulgarian street donkey attempt to shove his Strongbow-restricted maggot up her arse. Well, hello Woofter, you’re very bitter today aren't you? What's happened to make you feel so depressed? The above diatribe is probably an accurate representation of your own position in life isn't it?, you present yourself as a sad individual, most likely the tragic unwanted result of habitual inbreeding, you were probably ridiculed throughout your school years just as you are now, you are shunned by everyone who knows you. You drink to excess (probably Strongbow) and as a result you can't even summon up a half-hearted erection to masturbate, you pathetically useless, sad bastard, do the world a huge favour and make sure you don't procreate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 29, 2017 Report Share Posted October 29, 2017 51 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Heather would feel privileged to have a thick, council estate-dwelling idiot with the breeding of a Bulgarian street donkey attempt to shove his Strongbow-restricted cashew cock up her arse. who needs art when you paint such a vivid picture Lupo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 29, 2017 Report Share Posted October 29, 2017 11 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: Well, hello Woofter, you’re very bitter today aren't you? What's happened to make you feel so depressed? The above diatribe is probably an accurate representation of your own position in life isn't it?, you present yourself as a sad individual, most likely the tragic unwanted result of habitual inbreeding, you were probably ridiculed throughout your school years just as you are now, you are shunned by everyone who knows you. You drink to excess (probably Strongbow) and as a result you can't even summon up a half-hearted erection to masturbate, you pathetically useless, sad bastard, do the world a huge favour and make sure you don't procreate. He’s not bitter - he just thinks (as do many others) that you’re a thick cretin, unable to post anything other than childish, humourless abuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 29, 2017 Report Share Posted October 29, 2017 57 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Heather would feel privileged to have a thick, council estate-dwelling idiot with the breeding of a Bulgarian street donkey attempt to shove his Strongbow-restricted cashew cock up her arse. I see the cutting wit you're up against wolf, even re-quoting the strongbow seed you planted is a mark of genius. Give it up now man, he's got us all beat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 29, 2017 Report Share Posted October 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Back door specialist said: Well, hello Woofter, you’re very bitter today aren't you? What's happened to make you feel so depressed? The above diatribe is probably an accurate representation of your own position in life isn't it?, you present yourself as a sad individual, most likely the tragic unwanted result of habitual inbreeding, you were probably ridiculed throughout your school years just as you are now, you are shunned by everyone who knows you. You drink to excess (probably Strongbow) and as a result you can't even summon up a half-hearted erection to masturbate, you pathetically useless, sad bastard, do the world a huge favour and make sure you don't procreate. An extremely verbose and boring way of saying "I know you are but what am I?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 29, 2017 Report Share Posted October 29, 2017 7 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: An extremely verbose and boring way of saying "I know you are but what am I?" Finish this cunt bill and come back into the fold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 29, 2017 Report Share Posted October 29, 2017 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Finish this cunt bill and come back into the fold Stubby, please, stay off my side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted October 29, 2017 Report Share Posted October 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Ape said: He’s not bitter - he just thinks (as do many others) that you’re a thick cretin, unable to post anything other than childish, humourless abuse. Whenever arse is mentioned it triggers an immediate response in that half-baked simian brain of yours doesn't it Apey boy? Just concentrate on attempting to fly your cheap Poundland Gyro's...I mean... helicopters, with any luck, with your dark simian looks and that lop-sided vacant smile of yours, you might get picked up by an equally pig-shit-thick retarded nobody with a penchant for male orifices such as yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted October 29, 2017 Report Share Posted October 29, 2017 44 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: An extremely verbose and boring way of saying "I know you are but what am I?" Hello Billy Sticky Fingers, Verbose and boring it may be, but, you still take the time to read and reply don't you? Cocksucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 29, 2017 Report Share Posted October 29, 2017 5 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: Whenever arse is mentioned it triggers an immediate response in that half-baked simian brain of yours doesn't it Apey boy? Just concentrate on attempting to fly your cheap Poundland Gyro's...I mean... helicopters, with any luck, with your dark simian looks and that lop-sided vacant smile of yours, you might get picked up by an equally pig-shit-thick retarded nobody with a penchant for male orifices such as yours. See what I mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted October 29, 2017 Report Share Posted October 29, 2017 1 hour ago, ratcum said: who needs art when you paint such a vivid picture Lupo Ha ha, fuck off Rectum......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 29, 2017 Report Share Posted October 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Back door specialist said: Hello Billy Sticky Fingers Brutal stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 29, 2017 Report Share Posted October 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Back door specialist said: Ha ha, fuck off Rectum......... good one IBS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted October 29, 2017 Report Share Posted October 29, 2017 24 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Brutal stuff. Good to be appreciated Billy Bunter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted October 29, 2017 Report Share Posted October 29, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, Ape said: See what I mean? 1 hour ago, Ape said: See what I mean? Edited October 29, 2017 by Back door specialist Apey boy's usual vacant smile, an absolute winner, see what I mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 29, 2017 Report Share Posted October 29, 2017 34 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 2 hours ago, Back door specialist said: I really think suicide would be a very promising option for you. Just think about it - an eternity of nothing where you wouldn't have to constantly and futilely validate your pathetic fucking existence by posting asinine bollocks such as this to complete strangers on the internet who would all quite happily set you on fire if only it wouldn't be such a waste of good petrol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 15 hours ago, Back door specialist said: Well, hello Woofter, you’re very bitter today aren't you? What's happened to make you feel so depressed? The above diatribe is probably an accurate representation of your own position in life isn't it?, you present yourself as a sad individual, most likely the tragic unwanted result of habitual inbreeding, you were probably ridiculed throughout your school years just as you are now, you are shunned by everyone who knows you. You drink to excess (probably Strongbow) and as a result you can't even summon up a half-hearted erection to masturbate, you pathetically useless, sad bastard, do the world a huge favour and make sure you don't procreate. I see Captain Thesaurus has defiantly put up his fists with typical aplomb. Despite his obvious shortcomings, one has to admire his resilience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 7 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I see Captain Thesaurus has defiantly put up his fists with typical aplomb. Despite his obvious shortcomings, one has to admire his resilience. You take that back right now, Wolfie. You know what else is resilient? Dog shit stains in a carpet from when a puppy misses the training pad - just because something is hard to remove doesn't mean it should be admired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 Piss off the lot of yiz...thread shittin on cunts so y'are Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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