Guest Back door specialist Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 12 hours ago, Roadkill said: I really think suicide would be a very promising option for you. Just think about it - an eternity of nothing where you wouldn't have to constantly and futilely validate your pathetic fucking existence by posting asinine bollocks such as this to complete strangers on the internet who would all quite happily set you on fire if only it wouldn't be such a waste of good petrol. Fuck off. Hello "Uncertain gender", is it that time of the month again? Your hysterical post would certainly suggest that it is. Allow me to enlighten your miniscule hormonal mind for you, everyone on this forum posts asinine bollocks, your histrionic, hormonal rambling above is a prime example. One more light bulb moment for you, we ARE all strangers on this forum, out of sheer necessity, anonymity is the reason this forum exists, but, i wouldn't expect you to understand such a basic principle, you sad, mentally impaired imbecile. As I've pointed out to other confused fuckwits on here, if you don't like my posts don't read or reply to them, but, you will of course, won't you? Run along now, ask someone to wipe your furrowed, sweaty brow for you. Go and get yourself royally fucked, you know you're in dire need of a good length. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 3 hours ago, Back door specialist said: Hello "Uncertain gender", is it that time of the month again? Your hysterical post would certainly suggest that it is. Allow me to enlighten your miniscule hormonal mind for you, everyone on this forum posts asinine bollocks, your histrionic, hormonal rambling above is a prime example. One more light bulb moment for you, we ARE all strangers on this forum, out of sheer necessity, anonymity is the reason this forum exists, but, i wouldn't expect you to understand such a basic principle, you sad, mentally impaired imbecile. As I've pointed out to other confused fuckwits on here, if you don't like my posts don't read or reply to them, but, you will of course, won't you? Run along now, ask someone to wipe your furrowed, sweaty brow for you. Go and get yourself royally fucked, you know you're in dire need of a good length. @Back door specialist, a word in your shell-like... You may think you're pretty good at this bitchfesting thingy, so you may be disappointed to learn that you're pretty shit at it so let me impart some words of advice. 1/ Less is more. Depending on how these things are measured, I counted ten insults in the above quote. None of the barbs resonate because they have little or no relevancy . The insult overload smacks of desperation, consequently nothing hits home. Overall, it makes you look like a dick so put away the scatter-gun approach to insulting and learn your craft. 2/ The propose of the site is to "Name and Shame The Cunts of the World and to debate accordingly. Its accepted that there will be some inter-punter friction but that should be secondary to the main thrust of The Corner. 3/ On the very rare occasions you write genuine observational comment the posts are pretty decent so there is great potential in you. I note the bulk of your "likes" have been generated by these posts. 4/ Change the handle. I note one of your earlier posts commented that you prefer "trap 2", hence you being a "back door specialist". The suspicion held by most of m'learned colleagues is that this is wishful thinking on the part of a middle-aged virgin. The porn paradigm has much to answer for! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bubba C Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 45 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: 4/ Change the handle. I note one of your earlier posts commented that you prefer "trap 2", hence you being a "back door specialist". The suspicion held by most of m'learned colleagues is that this is wishful thinking on the part of a middle-aged virgin. Or he’s just a shirter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 43 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: @Back door specialist, a word in your shell-like... You may think you're pretty good at this bitchfesting thingy, so you may be disappointed to learn that you're pretty shit at it so let me impart some words of advice. 1/ Less is more. Depending on how these things are measured, I counted ten insults in the above quote. None of the barbs resonate because they have little or no relevancy . The insult overload smacks of desperation, consequently nothing hits home. Overall, it makes you look like a dick so put away the scatter-gun approach to insulting and learn your craft. 2/ The propose of the site is to "Name and Shame The Cunts of the World and to debate accordingly. Its accepted that there will be some inter-punter friction but that should be secondary to the main thrust of The Corner. 3/ On the very rare occasions you write genuine observational comment the posts are pretty decent so there is great potential in you. I note the bulk of your "likes" have been generated by these posts. 4/ Change the handle. I note one of your earlier posts commented that you prefer "trap 2", hence you being a "back door specialist". The suspicion held by most of m'learned colleagues is that this is wishful thinking on the part of a middle-aged virgin. The porn paradigm has much to answer for! Nicely put. I've tried to convey point 3 to him before, but to no avail. He can string a coherent, poignant and entertaining argument together but insists on trying to find new and increasingly lexiconic ways of calling everyone poofs instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Nicely put. I've tried to convey point 3 to him before, but to no avail. He can string a coherent, poignant and entertaining argument together but insists on trying to find new and increasingly lexiconic ways of calling everyone poofs instead. Iron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 2 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Or he’s just a shirter. With a big dose of guilt inspired self-hatred being flung outwards like shit from a monkey enclosure. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 1 minute ago, Bubba C said: Iron. Like a lion, in Zion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 59 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: @Back door specialist, a word in your shell-like... You may think you're pretty good at this bitchfesting thingy, so you may be disappointed to learn that you're pretty shit at it so let me impart some words of advice. 1/ Less is more. Depending on how these things are measured, I counted ten insults in the above quote. None of the barbs resonate because they have little or no relevancy . The insult overload smacks of desperation, consequently nothing hits home. Overall, it makes you look like a dick so put away the scatter-gun approach to insulting and learn your craft. 2/ The propose of the site is to "Name and Shame The Cunts of the World and to debate accordingly. Its accepted that there will be some inter-punter friction but that should be secondary to the main thrust of The Corner. 3/ On the very rare occasions you write genuine observational comment the posts are pretty decent so there is great potential in you. I note the bulk of your "likes" have been generated by these posts. 4/ Change the handle. I note one of your earlier posts commented that you prefer "trap 2", hence you being a "back door specialist". The suspicion held by most of m'learned colleagues is that this is wishful thinking on the part of a middle-aged virgin. The porn paradigm has much to answer for! I'm currently at half mast..... @Back door specialist speak up you spineless whelk or we'll have to assume you think the foxy bingo ad is brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Nicely put. I've tried to convey point 3 to him before, but to no avail. He can string a coherent, poignant and entertaining argument together but insists on trying to find new and increasingly lexiconic ways of calling everyone poofs instead. Eric I would love to see the world from your eyes just once. You are twice my age but still have the ability to see potential where absolutely none exists - I lost that around my eighteenth birthday after convincing myself that the fat heifer who lived across from me would be willing to indulge in a night of pleasure with no strings attached only to still be stuck with needy cunt for an entire year before she got the finally got it through her thick skull that I didn't want to be engaged to someone who resembled a shaved Wookie. She collected Cabbage Patch Kids. It was soul (and pelvis) crushing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: Eric I would love to see the world from your eyes just once. You are twice my age but still have the ability to see potential where absolutely none exists - I lost that around my eighteenth birthday after convincing myself that the fat heifer who lived across from me would be willing to indulge in a night of pleasure with no strings attached only to still be stuck with needy cunt for an entire year before she got the finally got it through her thick skull that I didn't want to be engaged to someone who resembled a shaved Wookie. She collected Cabbage Patch Kids. It was soul (and pelvis) crushing. Shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Shit! Indeed. Even today I still list at a slight angle at full mast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: @Back door specialist, a word in your shell-like... You may think you're pretty good at this bitchfesting thingy, so you may be disappointed to learn that you're pretty shit at it so let me impart some words of advice. 1/ Less is more. Depending on how these things are measured, I counted ten insults in the above quote. None of the barbs resonate because they have little or no relevancy . The insult overload smacks of desperation, consequently nothing hits home. Overall, it makes you look like a dick so put away the scatter-gun approach to insulting and learn your craft. 2/ The propose of the site is to "Name and Shame The Cunts of the World and to debate accordingly. Its accepted that there will be some inter-punter friction but that should be secondary to the main thrust of The Corner. 3/ On the very rare occasions you write genuine observational comment the posts are pretty decent so there is great potential in you. I note the bulk of your "likes" have been generated by these posts. 4/ Change the handle. I note one of your earlier posts commented that you prefer "trap 2", hence you being a "back door specialist". The suspicion held by most of m'learned colleagues is that this is wishful thinking on the part of a middle-aged virgin. The porn paradigm has much to answer for! It's just as well your feedback wasn't verbose, because 'up your game, thick cunt' would never have sufficed. That said, I wholeheartedly agree with your 'less is more' recommendation. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Nicely put. I've tried to convey point 3 to him before, but to no avail. He can string a coherent, poignant and entertaining argument together but insists on trying to find new and increasingly lexiconic ways of calling everyone poofs instead. It's just as well Roops' soft approach prevented Rick from stepping in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: It's just as well Roops' soft approach prevented Rick from stepping in. No not rick! I pity the fool! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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