Neil Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 Thick as pig shit chavvy cunts who were handed a 'winning' scratchcard whilst in tenerife that entitled them to a free holiday,turns out it cost them over 2 grand and then they were connned into laying out another 5 grand for what they thought was 10 years of free holidays but turned out to be the privelage of using a free website to search for holidays.Greed drove them on and greed kicked them in the cunt,fucking good job you stupid fucking cunts.I think that they're scottish which makes it even fucking funnier.Ginger cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 Yid wonder how people still fall for this cuntspivery Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 11 minutes ago, Neil said: I think that they're scottish which makes it even fucking funnier.Ginger cunts Yes, they're from Hamilton, the thick, gullible, lard-eating fucktards. They're probably the smartest cunts in that particular shithole too, if you can believe that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 43 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Yes, they're from Hamilton, the thick, gullible, lard-eating fucktards. They're probably the smartest cunts in that particular shithole too, if you can believe that. Would you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 56 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Would you Yep...the most toned muscle in her body would be my cock. .and for that reason alone Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 15 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Yep...the most toned muscle in her body would be my cock. .and for that reason alone Panzerknacker Indeed, and the biggest cunt in her body would be you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 20 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Yep...the most toned muscle in her body would be my cock. .and for that reason alone Panzerknacker You'ld probably suck his dick, while you were at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 35 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: You'ld probably suck his dick, while you were at it. I'd make him watch me pile drive her into the head board Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 29 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: I'd make him watch me pile drive her into the head board Panzerknacker I think she'd make him watch as she brutally pegged you to kingdom come. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 1 hour ago, William T.D. Stickers said: I think she'd make him watch as she brutally pegged you to kingdom come. I think the majority of its ability is localised around its mouth..strip of duct tape should neutralise that.. Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 16 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: I think the majority of its ability is localised around its mouth..strip of duct tape should neutralise that.. Panzerknacker They look like a couple of bruisers panzy, and being scotch savages and scumbags I reckon they'd knock seven bells of shit out of you. I reality a 12 year old girl could give you a sound thrashing what with your crippling disabilities which force you into being a dole bludging waster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Yes, they're from Hamilton, the thick, gullible, lard-eating fucktards. They're probably the smartest cunts in that particular shithole too, if you can believe that. A charming elderly lesbian couple. I wonder when the last time the woman on the right got behind the wheel of a plane? Typical old British cunts abroad. An obese woman with short hair and rounded slumped shoulders, and a retired taxi driver with prison-grade tattoos, some vague ex-Forces bullshit t-shirt and stretchy-waistband trousers. Acres of UV-punished turkey flesh, jugs of Sangria (Marco says you're not to eat the fruit. He's such a tease!), this shitty white plastic ten-Euro-per-day sun loungers, well-done steaks or the chef's "Spag Bol" eaten at 17:00 with a pint of Stella, and then some line dancing to Kenny Rogers shit at 21:00. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 Well I'm glad they printed this story as I was just about to sign up for this myself as I actually woke up this morning and left my brain on the pillow as I wanted to see what it was like to be like Lady P. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: They look like a couple of bruisers panzy, and being scotch savages and scumbags I reckon they'd knock seven bells of shit out of you. I reality a 12 year old girl could give you a sound thrashing what with your crippling disabilities which force you into being a dole bludging waster Im dirty fighter ..Queensbury rules is for cunts Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 2 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: A charming elderly lesbian couple. I wonder when the last time the woman on the right got behind the wheel of a plane? Typical old British cunts abroad. An obese woman with short hair and rounded slumped shoulders, and a retired taxi driver with prison-grade tattoos, some vague ex-Forces bullshit t-shirt and stretchy-waistband trousers. Acres of UV-punished turkey flesh, jugs of Sangria (Marco says you're not to eat the fruit. He's such a tease!), this shitty white plastic ten-Euro-per-day sun loungers, well-done steaks or the chef's "Spag Bol" eaten at 17:00 with a pint of Stella, and then some line dancing to Kenny Rogers shit at 21:00. I think you are onto something. If I was there, and I never would be in such a cunt hole of a resort, I would promptly march them down to the sea, and thereupon drown the pair of fat pigs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I think you are onto something. If I was there, and I never would be in such a cunt hole of a resort, I would promptly march them down to the sea, and thereupon drown the pair of fat pigs. You would curl one into each of their gobs, wouldn't you Quince? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 18 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: You would curl one into each of their gobs, wouldn't you Quince? They'd probably ask for seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 3 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: I think the majority of its ability is localised around its mouth..strip of duct tape should neutralise that.. Panzerknacker Spaffin'.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 46 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: They'd probably ask for seconds. Still probably better than their haggis fucking shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 31, 2017 Report Share Posted October 31, 2017 4 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: A charming elderly lesbian couple. I wonder when the last time the woman on the right got behind the wheel of a plane? Typical old British cunts abroad. An obese woman with short hair and rounded slumped shoulders, and a retired taxi driver with prison-grade tattoos, some vague ex-Forces bullshit t-shirt and stretchy-waistband trousers. Acres of UV-punished turkey flesh, jugs of Sangria (Marco says you're not to eat the fruit. He's such a tease!), this shitty white plastic ten-Euro-per-day sun loungers, well-done steaks or the chef's "Spag Bol" eaten at 17:00 with a pint of Stella, and then some line dancing to Kenny Rogers shit at 21:00. So you're going back to Benidorm next June then? Sounds devine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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