Ape™️ Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 I’m struggling to find the words to fully express my hatred of this. So what you’re telling me is you’re about to say something really serious, or don’t wish to offend me, are you? Well cunt, the English language has many, many other ways to convey these sentiments, that won’t make you sound like a thick piece of shit. Wankers that use this phrase will also say “then he/she turned around and said.....”, which is also massively cuntish. Fuck Off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 2 hours ago, Ape said: I’m struggling to find the words to fully express my hatred of this. So what you’re telling me is you’re about to say something really serious, or don’t wish to offend me, are you? Well cunt, the English language has many, many other ways to convey these sentiments, that won’t make you sound like a thick piece of shit. Wankers that use this phrase will also say “then he/she turned around and said.....”, which is also massively cuntish. Fuck Off. I've always found that when somebody says "I'm not being funny, but..", it usually means they are about to be snidey or offensive and are merely trying to pre-emptively excuse their own cuntishness. Much the same as when the same cunts begin a sentence with "no offence but..", which means they are about to cause offence and they fucking well know it. The same cunts misuse the word 'obviously' in every sentence as well because they think it makes them sound intelligent. The perfect example is something I heard spoken by a fat chav to a doctors receptionist a while ago: "obviously, we've booked a holiday for that week so I can't make that appointment". How the fuck is it obvious to anyone that you've booked a holiday until you tell them. Thick fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 4 hours ago, Ape said: I’m struggling to find the words to fully express my hatred of this. So what you’re telling me is you’re about to say something really serious, or don’t wish to offend me, are you? Well cunt, the English language has many, many other ways to convey these sentiments, that won’t make you sound like a thick piece of shit. Wankers that use this phrase will also say “then he/she turned around and said.....”, which is also massively cuntish. Fuck Off. Don't get me started on "So I turned round and said.....and then he turned round and said". Then they say " So then he turned round and said"....so what does that mean? Are you now facing away from each other or are you facing him and he has his back turned away? Or were you standing back to back and he turned round? Oh fuck it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Don't get me started on "So I turned round and said.....and then he turned round and said". Then they say " So then he turned round and said"....so what does that mean? Are you now facing away from each other or are you facing him and he has his back turned away? Or were you standing back to back and he turned round? Oh fuck it It's a deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 34 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Don't get me started on "So I turned round and said.....and then he turned round and said". Then they say " So then he turned round and said"....so what does that mean? Are you now facing away from each other or are you facing him and he has his back turned away? Or were you standing back to back and he turned round? Oh fuck it And this one..."he goes..and then I go..an' then he goes..". If you've both gone, how the fuck did this conversation take place? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 Apey baby...ya seem to spend the majority of your life in a state of perma rage Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 15 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Don't get me started on "So I turned round and said.....and then he turned round and said". Then they say " So then he turned round and said"....so what does that mean? Are you now facing away from each other or are you facing him and he has his back turned away? Or were you standing back to back and he turned round? Oh fuck it None of the above in fact. Both are so busy spinning like a top, they have bored (in every sense of the word) their way to Middle Earth. The story does have a happy ending though in that hitherto unknown oil reserves have been found. Generated from the organic detritus from dead dwarves and Hobbits, it's a particularly powerful residue that can power a Mini Metro 1700-plus miles on one tankful of 4-Star. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've always found that when somebody says "I'm not being funny, but..", it usually means they are about to be snidey or offensive and are merely trying to pre-emptively excuse their own cuntishness. Much the same as when the same cunts begin a sentence with "no offence but..", which means they are about to cause offence and they fucking well know it. The same cunts misuse the word 'obviously' in every sentence as well because they think it makes them sound intelligent. The perfect example is something I heard spoken by a fat chav to a doctors receptionist a while ago: "obviously, we've booked a holiday for that week so I can't make that appointment". How the fuck is it obvious to anyone that you've booked a holiday until you tell them. Thick fucking cunt. Obviously, like, you know what I mean, no offence but I am not being funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 15 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Don't get me started on "So I turned round and said.....and then he turned round and said". Then they say " So then he turned round and said"....so what does that mean? Are you now facing away from each other or are you facing him and he has his back turned away? Or were you standing back to back and he turned round? Oh fuck it 50 years ago it was common to say "I told him/her flat blank". What the fuck does "flat blank" mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 6 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: 50 years ago it was common to say "I told him/her flat blank". What the fuck does "flat blank" mean? I may be wrong but I think it derives from the old naval term for laying a cannon if it was level (flat) the range was said to be point blank as in no degrees of elevation ..but that could be bollox Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 4 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: I may be wrong but I think it derives from the old naval term for laying a cannon if it was level (flat) the range was said to be point blank as in no degrees of elevation ..but that could be bollox Panzerknacker Probably right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 54 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: I may be wrong but I think it derives from the old naval term for laying a cannon if it was level (flat) the range was said to be point blank as in no degrees of elevation ..but that could be bollox Panzerknacker Sounds like you're swinging the lead there, Panzer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: And this one..."he goes..and then I go..an' then he goes..". If you've both gone, how the fuck did this conversation take place? Dunno, I've gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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