Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 6, 2017 Report Share Posted December 6, 2017 I always got the impression that his right eye was lower than his left. Anyways he's dead now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 6, 2017 Report Share Posted December 6, 2017 Like myself, a fine and honourable Frenchman. Je suis gutted. I will name my new gander Johnny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 6, 2017 Report Share Posted December 6, 2017 4 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Like myself, a fine and honourable Frenchman. Je suis gutted. I will name my new gander Johnny. Will your gander sing as you swing the axe next christmas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 6, 2017 Report Share Posted December 6, 2017 31 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: I always got the impression that his right eye was lower than his left. Anyways he's dead now. Why have you put three n's in his name? I mean, I know he's a French cunt and all, but not even the French concatenate their consonants so cavalierly. As it happens, Hallyday's real name was Jean-Philippe Smet. Rock and fucking roll, or what? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 6, 2017 Report Share Posted December 6, 2017 10 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Why have you put three n's in his name? I mean, I know he's a French cunt and all, but not even the French concatenate their consonants so cavalierly. As it happens, Hallyday's real name was Jean-Philippe Smet. Rock and fucking roll, or what? It might be down to the fact she’s a complete fucking idiot - just a thought...... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 6, 2017 Report Share Posted December 6, 2017 14 minutes ago, Ape said: It might be down to the fact she’s a complete fucking idiot - just a thought...... Occam's Razor, I like it. Good work Ape. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 6, 2017 Report Share Posted December 6, 2017 42 minutes ago, Ape said: It might be down to the fact she’s a complete fucking idiot - just a thought...... Ffuck offf apeee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 6, 2017 Report Share Posted December 6, 2017 'Married Sylvie Vartan and the two were considered a golden couple' ('aint Wikipedia wonderful!) 'Golden Shower' more like! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 6, 2017 Report Share Posted December 6, 2017 He were a fucking froggy cunt. And Christine Keeler were ugly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 6, 2017 Report Share Posted December 6, 2017 Never heard of him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 6, 2017 Report Share Posted December 6, 2017 6 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: not even the French concatenate their consonants so cavalierly. Cunts Corner word of the day, Baws. Respect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted December 6, 2017 Report Share Posted December 6, 2017 Like fellow snail botherers Igor and Grichka Bogdanoff, Johnny Hallyday was a stupid old frog who spunked all his money on terrible plastic surgery. On the left, Johnny. On the right, Hallyday. Aye lads, you don't look a day over 20. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 6, 2017 Report Share Posted December 6, 2017 Pile of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted December 7, 2017 Report Share Posted December 7, 2017 You can't sing rock in the 'French language', it doesn't scan and it comes out all wrong, I mean, how the fuck can you sing Bob Dylan lyrics in French? Fuckin' EU cunts try to ruin everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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