cuntspotter Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 7 hours ago, judgetwi said: Sorry, don’t know what PYO means. Anyway, when I was a kid my family attended ( is that the right word? ) a surgery where there were 2 doctors ( real doctors, not like you ). One of them hanged himself and, a couple of months later the other one shot himself in the head. Years later I discovered they were both hooked on morphine and bumming each other!! Can you use your overworked imagination to beat a story like that Dr. Quack? 😀 That sounded like an everyday story of Pontypool folk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 8 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: It was deliberate, you granny fondling pervert. What’s wrong with fondling grannies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 8 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Er, nope. It’s a job like many others, the principal drawback being having to deal with tedious loudmouth spastics like you and their inevitably sexually frustrated wives and/or idiot children. It might stun you to know that General Practice is itself a speciality, with its own Royal College and postgraduate syllabus; you’ve made the common idiot mistake of thinking real doctors work in hospitals and “provincial GPs” (no apostrophe) just sit on their arses dishing out statins for their £150k per year. It might also stun you to know many GPs (still no apostrophe) advanced through hospital speciality training and often continue to work in hospitals alongside “real” doctors. I have done so for many years. I suspect you’ve had an unfortunate experience with your family doctor, which might explain your hostility. But I imagine he or she thinks the best part of you ran down your mothers’ thigh, which seems bang on to me. I doubt they need to look up much on the internet when your sorry arse plops down in front of them; “genital warts on an ugly bastard” is usually a straightforward note entry. I suppose they might flick through the BNF to wonder if they can still abort you with misoprostol this late in the day. Your Norfolk whine would I am sure have me reaching for my pension claim form. As for the intellectual pissing contest you continue to unwisely push, I’ll be sure to look out for Mensa members and PhD theses next time I pop down to my council offices to ask for an extra green bin for my conifers or apply for a dropped kerbstone. Perhaps my council is not representative, but usually when speaking to local government workers I find it helpful to imagine I am trying to explain how to eat a banana to a toddler with Williams syndrome. Now, as I have already said, fuck off and die. Understood Mr Roops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 6 hours ago, Decimus said: Rattled as fuck. Did it take you long to google all the above bollocks that you bashed out whilst clearly melting down? I only ask because despite being logged on and staring at this nomination, it took you an hour to formulate a response. As I said, you're either a thick as fuck GP who couldn't hack being a specialist, so Wikipedia diagnoses patients, or you're a bullshitting cunt who has been caught out lying. I know what I think, and it's clear what the other members think. Nice doing business with you bottle job, you should have just rolled over again and kissed my arse to save yourself the kicking you're now getting from all and sundry. He is about as much a doctor as Dr fox, the Drain doctor and doc marten. It's quite sad that a person with crippling low self worth comes on here with a bunch of stories to boost their self-esteem, pathetic. Did I tell you that me and fatty are buying a Learjet 45 to fly to our own, recently purchased private island, where we will be partying with the now homeless playboy bunnies? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 9 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I smell a trap. I didn’t do A Levels though, so hand on heart I cannot help you. Nah' what's up Doc? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 8 hours ago, Albert Ross said: Edgar Rice Burroughs wrote about me. That was William Seward Burroughs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 16 minutes ago, Eddie said: Did I tell you that me and fatty are buying a Learjet 45 to fly to our own, recently purchased private island, where we will be partying with the now homeless playboy bunnies? Can you take Stubby and chuck him out of the fucking door whilst 20,000 feet above Mauna Kea? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 After reading this I REALLY hope that the Dr Mike Shooter on the other thread is a fake and that it's really just a nickname and he's a mad gunmen that has feckless parents in his sights(literally).I have a PHD in wanking........honest! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 7 hours ago, Decimus said: Rattled as fuck. Did it take you long to google all the above bollocks that you bashed out whilst clearly melting down? I only ask because despite being logged on and staring at this nomination, it took you an hour to formulate a response. As I said, you're either a thick as fuck GP who couldn't hack being a specialist, so Wikipedia diagnoses patients, or you're a bullshitting cunt who has been caught out lying. I know what I think, and it's clear what the other members think. Nice doing business with you bottle job, you should have just rolled over again and kissed my arse to save yourself the kicking you're now getting from all and sundry. Decs that doctor cunt has made you come over all Stubby. What on earth is going on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 1 minute ago, Frank said: Decs that doctor cunt has made you come over all Stubby. What on earth is going on? I think that he might be a little bit upset. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 Just now, Decimus said: I think that he might be a little bit upset. I’ve got him ahead by a nose. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 10 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Er, nope. It’s a job like many others, the principal drawback being having to deal with tedious loudmouth spastics like you and their inevitably sexually frustrated wives and/or idiot children. It might stun you to know that General Practice is itself a speciality, with its own Royal College and postgraduate syllabus; you’ve made the common idiot mistake of thinking real doctors work in hospitals and “provincial GPs” (no apostrophe) just sit on their arses dishing out statins for their £150k per year. It might also stun you to know many GPs (still no apostrophe) advanced through hospital speciality training and often continue to work in hospitals alongside “real” doctors. I have done so for many years. I suspect you’ve had an unfortunate experience with your family doctor, which might explain your hostility. But I imagine he or she thinks the best part of you ran down your mothers’ thigh, which seems bang on to me. I doubt they need to look up much on the internet when your sorry arse plops down in front of them; “genital warts on an ugly bastard” is usually a straightforward note entry. I suppose they might flick through the BNF to wonder if they can still abort you with misoprostol this late in the day. Your Norfolk whine would I am sure have me reaching for my pension claim form. As for the intellectual pissing contest you continue to unwisely push, I’ll be sure to look out for Mensa members and PhD theses next time I pop down to my council offices to ask for an extra green bin for my conifers or apply for a dropped kerbstone. Perhaps my council is not representative, but usually when speaking to local government workers I find it helpful to imagine I am trying to explain how to eat a banana to a toddler with Williams syndrome. Now, as I have already said, fuck off and die. LCS, bravo - never have I seen the corner so united in its destruction of a poor sap since the days of Monumental and IKTC. Despite being on an intellectual plane that us mere mortals can only dream of - not only have you gone all grammar nazi whilst rattling your tits off and subsequently missed a comma in your post, but you’ve also committed the cardinal sin of abusing Decs’ wife and kids (which is his job), so you’ll find yourself reported. Should you have the audacity to show your lying face in these parts again, I suggest you do so with your tail between your legs. PS - how much do you charge for a Tramadol prescription? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 48 minutes ago, Eddie said: He is about as much a doctor as Dr fox, the Drain doctor and doc marten. It's quite sad that a person with crippling low self worth comes on here with a bunch of stories to boost their self-esteem, pathetic. Did I tell you that me and fatty are buying a Learjet 45 to fly to our own, recently purchased private island, where we will be partying with the now homeless playboy bunnies? Reported for not including Dr Dre in the list, you racist pig. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 3 minutes ago, Frank said: I’ve got him ahead by a nose. Look a little bit closer, press your nose against the screen and reappraise the situation, then smash your tiny bald fucking head through the monitor. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 14 minutes ago, Frank said: Decs that doctor cunt has made you come over all Stubby. What on earth is going on? Good Morning Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 44 minutes ago, Decimus said: Look a little bit closer, press your nose against the screen and reappraise the situation, then smash your tiny bald fucking head through the monitor. I’m your biggest fan.. you know that. Taking a stubby-esque approach with this cunt is not a pretty sight. If you could see the look on my face, you’d know that it’s time for a re-think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 27 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Good Morning Frank. Morning Pen! I’m on my way to catch a flight to Marrakesh. What a wonderful life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 6 minutes ago, Frank said: Morning Pen! I’m on my way to catch a flight to Marrakesh. What a wonderful life. I do hope you're going from City Airport Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 14 minutes ago, Frank said: I’m your biggest fan.. you know that. Taking a stubby-esque approach with this cunt is not a pretty sight. If you could see the look on my face, you’d know that’s it time for a re-think. Do you think that Stubby is on some kind of medication? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 7 minutes ago, Neil said: I do hope you're going from City Airport Are you new? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 2 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Do you think that Stubby is on some kind of medication? Tricoxagain I'd say Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Neil said: After reading this I REALLY hope that the Dr Mike Shooter on the other thread is a fake and that it's really just a nickname and he's a mad gunmen that has feckless parents in his sights(literally).I have a PHD in wanking........honest! Mike Shooter is real enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-43027764 Talking of Liberalism............ The meek shall inherit the earth,It's happening.I shall be taking my grandchildren to watch this and if they ask about this I shall tell them what I was told....The bigger they are ,the further they fall. Snowflake cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Can you take Stubby and chuck him out of the fucking door whilst 20,000 feet above Mauna Kea? No room, sorry, plane is full of supermodels, and A list celebs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 12, 2018 Report Share Posted February 12, 2018 2 hours ago, Bubba C said: Reported for not including Dr Dre in the list, you racist pig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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