camberwell gypsy Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think we are supposed to call them 'excavation technicians' now. Makes them feel important. I've a cousin who's a 'vision engineer'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 22 hours ago, Neil said: I think they're referring to the slag that props up the bar most nights in Decs local,not sure if they're related I've never been to Dec's local. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 22 hours ago, Albert Ross said: Yeah we only do 30 weeks pa, as most mainstream schools do 39 weeks. Sometimes it pays to be special, then we can go to shopping centres and on buses and talk to random people and make them embarrassed. Do they cause mayhem while you walk 30 yards behind them, bunnying on your mobile? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 27 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I've a cousin who's a 'vision engineer'. Window cleaner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Window cleaner? 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I've a cousin who's a 'vision engineer'. Do they return at night as removal technicians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 On 25/02/2018 at 7:22 PM, luke swarm said: I am watching Where Eagles Dare on channel five, looks a bit fucking parky up in that mountaintop castle. Not once in this film does any member complain about it being fucking brass monkey weather out, they just get on with gratuitously killing Jerry, cunts don't know they are born these days. We used to have 9 months of Snow and Sleet winter when I was a lad in Smethwick, used to be murder trying to keep the outside lav from freezing up... the other 3 months there was always a drought. Made me the man I am today, That’s what turned you into a bender?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 55 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: That’s what turned you into a bender?? rather than telling jokes it would seem that you have evolved into a joke. You could have been a contender but now look at you, pathetic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 5 minutes ago, luke swarm said: rather than telling jokes it would seem that you have evolved into a joke. You could have been a contender but now look at you, pathetic. Oi Luke, did you hear about the Irish puff who wanted to get into organic farming? He'd heard they reared everything by hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 12 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: 😉 There was an Irish bloke who visited a club in Soho hoping see a lead stripper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 On 25/02/2018 at 7:22 PM, luke swarm said: I am watching Where Eagles Dare on channel five, looks a bit fucking parky up in that mountaintop castle. Not once in this film does any member complain about it being fucking brass monkey weather out, they just get on with gratuitously killing Jerry, cunts don't know they are born these days. We used to have 9 months of Snow and Sleet winter when I was a lad in Smethwick, used to be murder trying to keep the outside lav from freezing up... the other 3 months there was always a drought. Made me the man I am today, Did you ever take a dip in Soho Pool? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 10 hours ago, luke swarm said: rather than telling jokes it would seem that you have evolved into a joke. You could have been a contender but now look at you, pathetic. Yes or no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 33 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Yes or no? shut up you pipsqueak, my sexual orientation is a personal and private matter strictly between me and my wife Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 Don't forget to check up on old folk during the cold spell as they will likely have a good supply of chockie biscuits, jaffa cakes, tea, coffee, olvaltine and as like as not a nip or two of brandy or whisky to warm you on your way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 17 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Don't forget to check up on old folk during the cold spell as they will likely have a good supply of chockie biscuits, jaffa cakes, tea, coffee, olvaltine and as like as not a nip or two of brandy or whisky to warm you on your way. Good on ya', Pen. You can fulfil precisely what you preach by looking in the mirror every few minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 8 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Good on ya', Pen. You can fulfil precisely what you preach by looking in the mirror every few minutes. CUNT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 Dunno what the fuss is all about; fuck all snow has fallen on Cambers today. Although my cousin in Kent has had some. She says it's the first 6 inches she received for years. I'm here all week. Tickets still available Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Dunno what the fuss is all about; fuck all snow has fallen on Cambers today. Although my cousin in Kent has had some. She says it's the first 6 inches she received for years. I'm here all week. Tickets still available That one's as old as Pen, Gyps. Almost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 'The Beast From The East' then. How's it going for you? It's a bit chilly (then again it is February). We've got the kind of light dusting of snow you get like icing sugar on a sponge cake AND THAT'S IT! No apocalypse. No Stalingrad. No reconstruction of Captain Scott's doomed last journey to the South Pole. 'The Beast From The East'? 'The Piece of Piss from Diss' more like! (Easy Decimus - this one isn't a go at you on this occasion) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: 'The Beast From The East' then. How's it going for you? It's a bit chilly (then again it is February). We've got the kind of light dusting of snow you get like icing sugar on a sponge cake AND THAT'S IT! No apocalypse. No Stalingrad. No reconstruction of Captain Scott's doomed last journey to the South Pole. 'The Beast From The East'? 'The Piece of Piss from Diss' more like! (Easy Decimus - this one isn't a go at you on this occasion) It's an absolute fucking farce. Greater Anglia have cancelled two days worth of trains on the Sheringham and Yarmouth lines into Norwich. This was in anticipation of the "the worst snow storm in this country for the past 30 years". As predicted, there's barely enough snow on the streets of Norfolk to fashion Neil a dead snow-hooker, but that hasn't stopped every cunt in my office not bothering to turn up today. Including me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 6 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Did you ever take a dip in Soho Pool? not as far as I can remember, did she used to drink in the Bluegates Pub? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 2 hours ago, Decimus said: It's an absolute fucking farce. Greater Anglia have cancelled two days worth of trains on the Sheringham and Yarmouth lines into Norwich. This was in anticipation of the "the worst snow storm in this country for the past 30 years". As predicted, there's barely enough snow on the streets of Norfolk to fashion Neil a dead snow-hooker, but that hasn't stopped every cunt in my office not bothering to turn up today. Including me. I am standing at 1000ft wearing my snow goggles and British Antarctica survey team parka sat on my Yamaha grizzly atv expecting the worst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 17 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I am standing at 1000ft wearing my snow goggles and British Antarctica survey team parka sat on my Yamaha grizzly atv expecting the worst. Don’t worry, those sheep are used to the bad weather. Baaah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 Aaaaaand, we’ve had the first fatalities. Fucking hell, a tin opener is more dangerous than the Baltic conditions currently disrupting the country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 28, 2018 Report Share Posted February 28, 2018 On 27/02/2018 at 10:19 AM, luke swarm said: shut up you pipsqueak, my sexual orientation is a personal and private matter strictly between me and my wife Dave I think it is ok with Roops if I said he was a total dirty slag. @Mrs Roops, we require your guidance, you saucy slut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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