Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 Just now, Witheredscrote said: 'Collective Nuns', is that the one with Sylvia Kristen as Mother Superior, and Frank as a dildo? A rape of nuns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 6 minutes ago, Ape said: Of course they are. I wish he had died in early childhood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 7 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I wish he had died in early childhood. Well, I can't do much about the early childhood bit but I could certainly ask the dungeon keeper to watch out for him ... he'd probably enjoy the torture chamber, screaming out "pu .. pu... purgatory!" as he climaxed on the rack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 15 minutes ago, Ape said: Of course they are. They really are delivered to The Colshaw Farm Estate at Wilmslow http://www.bower-mattin.co.uk/Colshaw Farm.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 Just now, King Rollo said: Well, I can't do much about the early childhood bit but I could certainly ask the dungeon keeper to watch out for him ... he'd probably enjoy the torture chamber, screaming out "pu .. pu... purgatory!" as he climaxed on the rack. I don’t know what to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I don’t know what to say. Mount Pleasant, Winsford Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 Just now, Lady Penelope said: Mount Pleasant, Winsford What ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 10 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: What ? Isn't it fucking dismal? Her and Albert, shuffling around the site hand in hand, making obscure references to locomotives and geographical locations. "Have you ever visited the Cock & Pony in Barnstaple?" Utter fucking shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Isn't it fucking dismal? Her and Albert, shuffling around the site hand in hand, making obscure references to locomotives and geographical locations. "Have you ever visited the Cock & Pony in Barnstaple?" Utter fucking shit. It is dismal. Nobody, but nobody, wants to hear fuck all about these dismal urban shite holes down there, inhabited by thick necked fuckwits and cackling old harridans. Someone should pack her gash full of snow and boot it firmly home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Isn't it fucking dismal? Her and Albert, shuffling around the site hand in hand, making obscure references to locomotives and geographical locations. "Have you ever visited the Cock & Pony in Barnstaple?" Utter fucking shit. Still alive after all the cold nights in your bus shelter? Oh, I forgot, they've been opening up emergency accommodation for those of your ilk. "Have you ever visited the Cock & Pony in Barnstaple?" No I haven't but I will try and find next time I'm in Devon. There's a very good GWR service to Barnstaple Junction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Someone should pack her gash full of snow and boot it firmly home. well for a start it would take a snowplough to fully pack in the cavernous orifice and second the temperature inside the ample vaginal orifice is already below freezing point. please keep your suggestions within reasonable bounds you fucking drug addled cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 In keeping with the topic I would offer: A hand of Wankers A Sphincter of Arseholes (assholes) A Turd of Saudis and of course the old favourite, a Gape of Punkapes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 6 hours ago, Ape said: A revulsion of Punkapes. A perversion of Punkapes. A delusion of Punkapes. Fuck off. It's a poofter of punkapes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 4 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: A rape of nuns. A mouth of shites Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 A Stubby of Mongoloids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 8 hours ago, King Rollo said: I was just doing my homework, as set by Wizard, finding out the venery (collective nouns) for various animals. Some made obvious sense ... A crash of rhinos! A mischief of mice! Others were more obscure, I had to delve a little more deeply into Google's capacious vaults. For example, a murder of crows is a reference to the allusion that crows like to congregate at battle scenes and cemetaries. Albatross' collective nouns is a rookery. Initially I was quite disappointed ... being a mere breeding ground for avian life-forms, I thought this dull and unimaginative. However, Wikipedia has come to the rescue: "The term "rookery" was also borrowed as a name for dense slum housing." Such an interesting topic! This nom doesn't cunt anyone, so gets the collective noun; A load of bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 A Savile of nonces Now then, now then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 3 hours ago, luke swarm said: well for a start it would take a snowplough to fully pack in the cavernous orifice and second the temperature inside the ample vaginal orifice is already below freezing point. please keep your suggestions within reasonable bounds you fucking drug addled cretin. Colder than a witches cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 2 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: It's a poofter of punkapes No, it’s not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 7 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: A shower of cunts. A sorry shoal of Swarms.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 An ineptitude of Admin Pretenders.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 An embarrassment of gypsies... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 1 minute ago, Punkape said: An ineptitude of Admin Pretenders.... You can’t help yourself, can you? Everything that happens to you on here is of your own making. Stupid little poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: An embarrassment of gypsies... A purloin of pikeys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 2, 2018 Report Share Posted March 2, 2018 3 minutes ago, Ape said: You can’t help yourself, can you? Everything that happens to you on here is of your own making. Stupid little poof. A hovering of apes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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