Ape™️ Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 On 09/04/2018 at 7:53 PM, 'eavensabove said: Add this to your archive and then shove it up your ass: What a hideous display of tasteless junk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 1 hour ago, Ape said: What a hideous display of tasteless junk. Agreed. Only chavs/Welsh have white Upvc windows with BLACK rubber glass gaskets, and the ornaments are so £shop, aren't they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 On 09/04/2018 at 7:53 PM, 'eavensabove said: Add this to your archive and then shove it up your ass: This might help. https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/hoarding-disorder/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 3 minutes ago, White van man said: This might help. https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/hoarding-disorder/ Hoarding you say? You should see what's displayed behind my sash windows. Anyway, that's beside the point. Some on here would call what I have as 'worthless junk' but it most certainly isn't. I know they're only playing, you know, trying to be clever and all of that, but then once again 'a few poxy items of glass' more than adequately pays me a wage that some of them could only dream of... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Hoarding you say? You should see what's displayed behind my sash windows. Anyway, that's beside the point. Some on here would call what I have as 'worthless junk' but it most certainly isn't. I know they're only playing, you know, trying to be clever and all of that, but then once again 'a few poxy items of glass' more than adequately pays me a wage that some of them could only dream of... I’m sure I’ve heard drivel like this before somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 Fuck knows what Ape posted, as if I'm bothered in the slightest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: Fuck knows what Ape posted, as if I'm bothered in the slightest. Sure. That's why you didn't bother responding to it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 15 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Hoarding you say? You should see what's displayed behind my sash windows. Anyway, that's beside the point. Some on here would call what I have as 'worthless junk' but it most certainly isn't. I know they're only playing, you know, trying to be clever and all of that, but then once again 'a few poxy items of glass' more than adequately pays me a wage that some of them could only dream of... Rich cunts like you don’t get “wages”. No doubt that’s a metaphor for the enormous untaxed income from your market stall, boot fairs and booze and fag runs. Fucking pikey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 On 4/9/2018 at 7:53 PM, 'eavensabove said: Add this to your archive and then shove it up your ass: The more I see these pictures, the more I'm convinced you live by yourself in a static home. Take the horrifically poor join on the top-right photo's faux-wood window sill, for example. Is this the home of someone who portrays themself to have worked successfully in the music industry, so much so they were headhunted to contribute David Bowie's entire discography for an international book? And what the fuck has the note to Bill got to do with ornaments which look as though a charity shop paid someone to take them away? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 4 minutes ago, Wolfie said: The more I see these pictures, the more I'm convinced you live by yourself in a static home. Take the horrifically poor join on the top-right photo's faux-wood window sill, for example. Is this the home of someone who portrays themself to have worked successfully in the music industry, so much so they were headhunted to contribute David Bowie's entire discography for an international book? And what the fuck has the note to Bill got to do with ornaments which look as though a charity shop paid someone to take them away? Now you’re fucking for it, Wolfers. I see CAPITALS heading your way....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 3 minutes ago, Ape said: I see CAPITALS heading your way....... Ulan Bator? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Ulan Bator? Fuck this pernickety shit , what are your thoughts regarding the remnants of Dicky's Lalique collection? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 Jazz, you’ve made yourself look even more of a fucking stupid cunt than anyone thought was possible with this shameless display of poverty. How are you intending to redress the situation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 On 09/04/2018 at 7:53 PM, 'eavensabove said: Add this to your archive and then shove it up your ass: I’m not sure what this is supposed to prove... that your shed is full of a load of total fucking gubbins? If so, great job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 Come on @'eavensabove you can beat them with HUGE letters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 42 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Jazz, you’ve made yourself look even more of a fucking stupid cunt than anyone thought was possible with this shameless display of poverty. How are you intending to redress the situation? Don’t presume to know what I think he’s capable of...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 15 hours ago, Wolfie said: Sure. That's why you didn't bother responding to it. Oi smart arse, any post Ape makes is hidden/blocked from my view and so I don't see anything at all. It's a vary handy feature. You may wish to apply/use it yourself, on yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 14 hours ago, Bubba C said: Jazz, you’ve made yourself look even more of a fucking stupid cunt than anyone thought was possible with this shameless display of poverty. How are you intending to redress the situation? By showing them my Art Collection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 13 hours ago, Miss Penelope said: Come on @'eavensabove you can beat them with HUGE letters. and little tiny ones, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 14 hours ago, Decimus said: Fuck this pernickety shit , what are your thoughts regarding the remnants of Dicky's Lalique collection? Congratulations are in order. You are the only one to have noticed... Had it of been yourself and not Willy Rupert TD who'd asked for some proof, then I may have gone out of my way to place a few more/different items of quality upon the windows of my cell here at Parkhurst, before posting them... And of course Dec's, as the peasants on here chuckle, scoff and do their utmost to score a few brownie points, here's Ol' 'eavens with one of the finest collections of R. Lalique car mascots for example in private hands, which is more than enough to pay-off Ruperts rent arrears etc. etc. & etc. I could go on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 4 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Congratulations are in order. You are the only one to have noticed... Had it of been yourself and not Willy Rupert TD who'd asked for some proof, then I may have gone out of my way to place a few more/different items of quality upon the windows of my cell here at Parkhurst, before posting them... And of course Dec's, as the peasants on here chuckle, scoff and do their utmost to score a few brownie points, here's Ol' 'eavens with one of the finest collections of R. Lalique car mascots for example in private hands, which is more than enough to pay-off Ruperts rent arrears etc. etc. & etc. I could go on... No one gives a fuck about your charity shop glassware. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 5 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Oi smart arse, any post Ape makes is hidden/blocked from my view and so I don't see anything at all. It's a vary handy feature. You may wish to apply/use it yourself, on yourself. Stupid fucking wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 14 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: No one gives a fuck about your charity shop glassware. The tasteful ornaments have probably been sitting behind yellowing lace curtains in some old biddy's piss-soaked council bungalow for decades, before Age Concern carried out a death clearance. Either that or Jizz is a bailiff, though one has to assume he's way too much of a pussy, in addition to being mentally unstable, to do such a job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 Act in haste repent at leisure. The Mayor undoubtedly feels a bit of a cunt having discovered that his early pronouncement on stopnand search were a load of fucking eyewash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 12, 2018 Report Share Posted April 12, 2018 9 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Act in haste repent at leisure. The Mayor undoubtedly feels a bit of a cunt having discovered that his early pronouncement on stopnand search were a load of fucking eyewash. nice try Spotto but I think the wolves smell blood and this Jazz chappie is in too tight a spot after foolishly posting pictures of his rather girlish fetish for glass ornaments here. I look in after a couple of days away and this turkey has been posting a constant torrent of bollocks virtually nonstop bar the recent outage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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