Jiggerycock Posted July 2, 2018 Report Share Posted July 2, 2018 On 7/1/2018 at 2:05 AM, judgetwi said: Competitive Dads? How about Tom Daley and his creepy , boy loving “husband”. If ever there was a “marriage “ headed for divorce this is the one. After all the photo shoots and sleb interviews are over what happens to this poor fucking kid? Obviously fucked up for the rest of his life. But “he so cute” and “ain’t it nice” and “what time is Love Island on anyway?” But as long as slebs are making money that’s all that matters. Said it before but the level of publicity garnered by Daley is inversely proportional to his level of sporting achievement. Two-times Olympic Bronze medallist - and that's worth all this carry on is it? Keep milking that 'I'm out and now I'm a mummydad angle' Tom, because sporting-achievement-wise, you're Carlton Palmer, minus the skill 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 2, 2018 Report Share Posted July 2, 2018 5 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Said it before but the level of publicity garnered by Daley is inversely proportional to his level of sporting achievement. Two-times Olympic Bronze medallist - and that's worth all this carry on is it? Keep milking that 'I'm out and now I'm a mummydad angle' Tom, because sporting-achievement-wise, you're Carlton Palmer, minus the skill, .....looks, style and elegance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 2, 2018 Report Share Posted July 2, 2018 15 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Said it before but the level of publicity garnered by Daley is inversely proportional to his level of sporting achievement. Two-times Olympic Bronze medallist - and that's worth all this carry on is it? Keep milking that 'I'm out and now I'm a mummydad angle' Tom, because sporting-achievement-wise, you're Carlton Palmer, minus the skill Rother's would not like to have read that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 2, 2018 Report Share Posted July 2, 2018 10 minutes ago, scotty said: .....looks, style and elegance. Thanks - but what about Tom Daley? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 2, 2018 Report Share Posted July 2, 2018 Competitive mum's are worse, especially when they start fighting over which one of them is going to receive my love juice all over their Snatch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 2, 2018 Report Share Posted July 2, 2018 5 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Competitive mum's are worse, especially when they start fighting over which one of them is going to receive my love juice all over their Snatch. Drew? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 2, 2018 Report Share Posted July 2, 2018 11 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Drew? Drew wants to cum all over Snatch. and it's not even Tuesday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted July 2, 2018 Report Share Posted July 2, 2018 On 6/27/2018 at 6:46 AM, Neil said: Actually it was Sean Locke but point taken Sean Locke, imagine a night on the lash with that daft cunt. I'd piss meself to death whilst choking on me own chortling. @Stubby Pecker please note, none of the above is a euphemism for spunk gargling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 2, 2018 Report Share Posted July 2, 2018 2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Competitive mum's are worse, especially when they start fighting over which one of them is going to receive my love juice all over their Snatch. You smooth, silver tongued cavalier you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 2, 2018 Report Share Posted July 2, 2018 2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Competitive mum's are worse, especially when they start fighting over which one of them is going to receive my love juice all over their Snatch. At least their wheelchairs provide a defensive barrier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 2, 2018 Report Share Posted July 2, 2018 8 minutes ago, Wolfie said: At least their wheelchairs provide a defensive barrier. Is it Drew’s worst, creepiest comment to date? He’s firmly filled the void Ding left in that respect. Do you remember him bragging about how he used to stalk his 10/10 ex girlfriends on Facebook and crack one out over them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 2, 2018 Report Share Posted July 2, 2018 Just now, William T.D. Stickers said: Is it Drew’s worst, creepiest comment to date? He’s firmly filled the void Ding left in that respect. Do you remember him bragging about how he used to stalk his 10/10 ex girlfriends on Facebook and crack one out over them? I remember the comment about the uber fit bird in his office, whose arse he slapped, and she absolutely loved it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 2, 2018 Report Share Posted July 2, 2018 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Drew wants to cum all over Snatch. and it's not even Tuesday. I did consider putting tits instead but thought the snatch sounded more impressive especially when you think they've all got fannys like a well used keep net. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 2, 2018 Report Share Posted July 2, 2018 4 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I did consider putting tits instead but thought the snatch sounded more impressive especially when you think they've all got fannys like a well used keep net. It appears that @Neil has some competition for the Mills & Boon award for romantic fiction this year. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 2, 2018 Report Share Posted July 2, 2018 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I remember the comment about the uber fit bird in his office, whose arse he slapped, and she absolutely loved it. Reporting him to HR was all part of their role playing in his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 2, 2018 Report Share Posted July 2, 2018 4 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Reporting him to HR was all part of their role playing in his mind. Restraining order = Playing hard to get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 2, 2018 Report Share Posted July 2, 2018 17 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Is it Drew’s worst, creepiest comment to date? He’s firmly filled the void Ding left in that respect. Do you remember him bragging about how he used to stalk his 10/10 ex girlfriends on Facebook and crack one out over them? Just imagine this cunt with a Yorkshire accent... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 2, 2018 Report Share Posted July 2, 2018 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Just imagine this cunt with a Yorkshire accent... The Bronski Beatles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted July 2, 2018 Report Share Posted July 2, 2018 4 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Competitive mum's are worse, especially when they start fighting over which one of them is going to receive my love juice all over their Snatch. The word Snatch always makes we think of Land Rover, as in “Four British Soldiers we’re blown to fuck on patrol near Kabul today, when their ageing snatch Land Rover hit a roadside IED”. I gather the Infantrymen of the Royal Irish called their Landies Myra and Rose, the 2 most dangerous Snatches they could think of. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 2, 2018 Report Share Posted July 2, 2018 2 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Is it Drew’s worst, creepiest comment to date? He’s firmly filled the void Ding left in that respect. Do you remember him bragging about how he used to stalk his 10/10 ex girlfriends on Facebook and crack one out over them? My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 2, 2018 Report Share Posted July 2, 2018 8 minutes ago, scotty said: My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet. My mates girlfriend confided in me that she suspects he may be a pervert. I told her straight, ''what the fuck do you know? You're only 9" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 2, 2018 Report Share Posted July 2, 2018 3 hours ago, Trumpton Bacon said: Sean Locke, imagine a night on the lash with that daft cunt. I'd piss meself to death whilst choking on me own chortling. @Stubby Pecker please note, none of the above is a euphemism for spunk gargling. Understood, B Luggs. I'll cede to our barely literate brummie bin man, in punkers absence of course, as the expert on washing the tonsils with the white stuff. Vile Black Country serf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 2, 2018 Report Share Posted July 2, 2018 44 minutes ago, scotty said: My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet. you are dead to me Grotty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 2, 2018 Report Share Posted July 2, 2018 6 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Drew? William (Total Disappointment) Stickers?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 3, 2018 Report Share Posted July 3, 2018 7 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: William (Total Disappointment) Stickers?? You’re worse than Jazz. At least he came up with Tiny Dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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