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Guest Wizardsleeve
2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Keeps the kids away from the sharp tools and paint stripper. Haven't seen a spider in months.

Didn't you say you have a family named Renfield down the road from you?  

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Guest judgetwi
18 hours ago, Decimus said:

Have you been sanctioned at the job centre again?

So i’m fat, queer AND unemployed? All the things you snowflakes see as victims of society and you cry over all the time. But all you have to do is take the piss out of wankers like you and all the bile and venom comes pouring out. 

Am I getting to you little boy? I don’t have to make shit up about you. Your hypocritical words speak for themselves.  

By the way, I don’t know what “sanctioned at the job centre” means. Is that where you work, typing away and feeling so superior to the web fingered detritus of capitalism? No wonder you hate the working class so much. 

Wait until the peacefuls turn up mate. That will change you carrotcruncher snowflake mind and no mistake.

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Guest Wizardsleeve
7 hours ago, judgetwi said:

So i’m fat, queer AND unemployed? All the things you snowflakes see as victims of society and you cry over all the time. But all you have to do is take the piss out of wankers like you and all the bile and venom comes pouring out. 

Am I getting to you little boy? I don’t have to make shit up about you. Your hypocritical words speak for themselves.  

By the way, I don’t know what “sanctioned at the job centre” means. Is that where you work, typing away and feeling so superior to the web fingered detritus of capitalism? No wonder you hate the working class so much. 

Wait until the peacefuls turn up mate. That will change you carrotcruncher snowflake mind and no mistake.

Judge, I don't understand what you're on about.  It's simply a bit of cunting.  At least mobility scooters, disabled toilets, sunshine buses, and bedsits weren't brought into play.  The it gets a bit trickier.  

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Guest Bill Stickers
On 8/20/2018 at 12:40 AM, judgetwi said:

Biggest cunt ever? You should feel sorry for this fucked up piece of shit. 

Maybe if he ran some cunts down in the street, jumped out and started stabbing them you’d all be crying about his “mental illness”.

Has anyone noticed how the rich cunts are trying to convince us that we’re all mental. Poor, ripped off at every turn , think your vote actually counts? Fuck off cunt you’re just depressed. Take some of these happy pills you fucking mug.

Oh look....... here come the lazy, workshy royal princes to tell us it’s ok to cry. 

Muggy cunts.

Judge, any chance you could reveal the relevance of this comment on this particular thread? Or every other thread?

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Guest Bill Stickers
On 8/19/2018 at 1:15 PM, Neil said:

Hand on heart Decs.I only saw the cunts picture on my PC homepage when I logged on.

Take a seat over there Neil. We need to have a chat about this. 

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28 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said:

Judge, any chance you could reveal the relevance of this comment on this particular thread? Or every other thread?

When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like  a nail.

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13 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said:

Take a seat over there Neil. We need to have a chat about this. 

What would you like to say? And while your at it discuss Celebs On The Farm on channel 5,'er indoors recorded it and I can honestly say it makes other reality shows look like Mastermind.More fucking gays on it than in Punkers cellar

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Guest Bill Stickers
3 hours ago, Neil said:

What would you like to say? And while your at it discuss Celebs On The Farm on channel 5,'er indoors recorded it and I can honestly say it makes other reality shows look like Mastermind.More fucking gays on it than in Punkers cellar

I’m curious to know what homepage a semi literate, fully perverted Luddite such as yourself opts for, that was featuring that hideous creature?

Are you still using Yahoo because you havent updated your browser since 1999, complete with various malicious toolbars unwittingly installed a decade ago by atrocious dial up porn sites.

 

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28 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said:

I’m curious to know what homepage a semi literate, fully perverted Luddite such as yourself opts for, that was featuring that hideous creature?

Are you still using Yahoo because you havent updated your browser since 1999, complete with various malicious toolbars unwittingly installed a decade ago by atrocious dial up porn sites.

 

I imagine that his PC is some sort of monstrously bastardised contraption, formed with spare parts from hard drives and motherboards either picked up out of bins or acquired at dodgy carboot sales. Obviously dial up, with a customised manual choke that he has to pull frantically in order to increase the atrocious download speed of his GeoCities amateur dogging porn page.

His one nod to the 21st century is a space age chair originally designed by NASA to resist the huge g-forces involved in leaving the Earth's atmosphere, but subsequently now utilised as the only structure in creation able to adequately support his fat fucking arse.

 

 

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Guest Drew P Pissflaps
On Sunday, August 19, 2018 at 8:51 AM, Neil said:

I honestly don't think this cunt can be topped.Rodrigo Alves is his name.Nothing else can be added.

rodrigo-alves.jpg

They call him/it the Human Ken Doll. By the look of him I would assume it is anatomically correct - not that I want to see proof. However, I have an image of Frank hurriedly going to find his Ken doll to see what I'm on about. 

Frank. Have you checked up your arse? As I imagine that's where it would spend most of its time.

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Guest Ollyboro

This is exactly why Phil the Greek was invented. He'd have taken one look at the natives and made some comment about the natives having natural rhythm. Before fucking off to shoot a member of an endangered species. Our Prime minister, who is about as comfortable around real live human beings as a peckish Jeffrey fucking Dahmer, is actually being made to dance to secure a shitty trade deal. Christ, tell me I'm not becoming a fucking royalist.

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21 hours ago, Bubba C said:

Fucking hell. If ever you wondered how the lovechild of Roy Hodgson and Nosferatu would effortlessly make a cunt of itself in the biggest way possible, there's your answer.    

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26 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

Fucking hell. If ever you wondered how the lovechild of Roy Hodgson and Nosferatu would effortlessly make a cunt of itself in the biggest way possible, there's your answer.    

No offence, Wolfie, but the only reason I liked your comment was because it was the only one that broke up wiz’s monotonous coverage of the front page. 

Okay, it was slightly funny, but I hate wiz as much as gyps, so......

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Guest Wizardsleeve
4 minutes ago, Bubba C said:

No offence, Wolfie, but the only reason I liked your comment was because it was the only one that broke up wiz’s monotonous coverage of the front page. 

Okay, it was slightly funny, but I hate wiz as much as gyps, so......

That hurts Bubba, I like you.  

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Guest Wizardsleeve
4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

U ok babes?

When I think of all the times I considered giving him a like, or thought he showed potential....all wasted on an ungrateful little welsh cunt.  

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