White Cunt Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 One has to make adequate preparations for Halloween 2018. I’m greasing up the twenty odd steps to WC towers and switching off the lights. Mrs WC is in charge of prepping up a mini guilotine above a bucket of sweets in case the odd ball makes it to the top. Fuck off you greedy, obese little cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 Heat up some small change to about 400 degrees C. Store by your door and reheat every 30 mins to retain temperature Await the arrival of little trick or treat cunts Apologise for lack of sweeties and offer cash instead Watch the greedy little cunts drop the heated coins and run off squealing to A&E Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 1 hour ago, White Cunt said: One has to make adequate preparations for Halloween 2018. I’m greasing up the twenty odd steps to WC towers and switching off the lights. Mrs WC is in charge of prepping up a mini guilotine above a bucket of sweets in case the odd ball makes it to the top. Fuck off you greedy, obese little cunts. Do you live in a fucking inner city tower block? 20 steps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 Is Eric dressing in his Savile costume again this year? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 30, 2018 Report Share Posted October 30, 2018 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is Eric dressing in his Savile costume again this year? Costume's ripped. But I can Fix-It. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 33 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is Eric dressing in his Savile costume again this year? I'm absolutely shocked Punky hasn't reported you for this! Halloween is for cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 15 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I'm absolutely shocked Punky hasn't reported you for this! Halloween is for cunts. Now then now then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Now then now then Too much too soon? I've been seeing Chrimbo ads since September...cunts saying they've put their decorations up already. I simply despise this time of year. I'd gladly fast forward to spring right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Too much too soon? I've been seeing Chrimbo ads since September...cunts saying they've put their decorations up already. I simply despise this time of year. I'd gladly fast forward to spring right now. CHRIMBO!!!? For that alone I wish you a slow and painful death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 2 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: CHRIMBO!!!? For that alone I wish you a slow and painful death Too late, somebody else's wish is already being granted! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 31, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 10 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Do you live in a fucking inner city tower block? 20 steps It’s actually more like 24/25, but 20 is easier to remember. My living standards come from low aspirations, my friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 I shall be welcoming the little scamps in with open arms,well I say welcoming,what I mean is tricking,then comes the treat,that's why it's called trick or treat ....isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 4 minutes ago, Neil said: I shall be welcoming the little scamps in with open arms,well I say welcoming,what I mean is tricking,then comes the treat,that's why it's called trick or treat ....isn't it? Consider Norfolk Constabulary tipped off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 15 minutes ago, Decimus said: Consider Norfolk Constabulary tipped off. Are we getting Part II of "A Haunting In Norfolk" tonight? Please say we're not... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Are we getting Part II of "A Haunting In Norfolk" tonight? Please say we're not... The most highly anticipated sequel since Yacht III was first discussed in hushed whispers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 What you do is hand over an orange ( other fruits are available ) and give them a long lecture on the advantages of veganism and a healthy lifestyle. The chav mum says “fuck this cunt, we ain’t got all night.” Word gets around, they won’t bother you again. No need to thank me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Consider Norfolk Constabulary tipped off. There was a helmet visible at my front door but I dont think there was a copper underneath it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 1 hour ago, Decimus said: The most highly anticipated sequel since Yacht III was first discussed in hushed whispers. I for one, am absolutely champing at the bit to find out whose ghastly countenance you were faced with. Only slightly less curious than I am to know the contents of Marcellus Wallace's fucking briefcase. Who was it, who was it!?!? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 There's nothing like a Halloween trick or treat to raise the spirits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 (edited) 21 hours ago, White Cunt said: One has to make adequate preparations for Halloween 2018. I’m greasing up the twenty odd steps to WC towers and switching off the lights. Mrs WC is in charge of prepping up a mini guilotine above a bucket of sweets in case the odd ball makes it to the top. Fuck off you greedy, obese little cunts. It's the one night that Pen, can be herself, and can earn a decent wage. Edited October 31, 2018 by 'eavensabove spooky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 (edited) 40 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I for one, am absolutely champing at the bit to find out whose ghastly countenance you were faced with. Only slightly less curious than I am to know the contents of Marcellus Wallace's fucking briefcase. Who was it, who was it!?!? It was Spoiler Marcellus Wallace's soul supposedly. Edited October 31, 2018 by Erroreptile404 never mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 1 minute ago, EreptileDysfunction said: It was Hide contents Marcellus Wallace's soul supposedly. Bollocks. If it was, Tim Roth wouldn't have immediately recognised it. You're lying! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Bollocks. If it was, Tim Roth wouldn't have immediately recognised it. You're lying! It was irritating me so i looked it up years ago and thats the theory anyway according to multiple sources on the internet. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/whats-in-the-briefcase/ Edited October 31, 2018 by Erroreptile404 I'm somewhat right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 Apparently us cuntish Brits spend over 400 million quid on the yankified cuntfest. There must have been 50 plus little shits in my tiny village, probably bused in from glawster looking at the hulking fat swap beasts accompanying them. I reckon it's gangs of gypos who'll then sell the booty on later and bugger the kids senseless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted October 31, 2018 Report Share Posted October 31, 2018 12 hours ago, White Cunt said: It’s actually more like 24/25, but 20 is easier to remember. My living standards come from low aspirations, my friend. I will send you cake, chocolate, soup tins and soap as an Xmas box for tramps. Will this help with your living standards? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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