Cunty BigBollox Posted December 1, 2018 Report Share Posted December 1, 2018 Traci Redford. This Miss had a Californian Wild-Fire of an idea about 5 years ago when her trophy sprog fell out of her over used fanny. Yes, she is American but what the fuck possessed her to name the daughter 'Abcde'?? I kid you not, and it's pronounced "Ahb-City". Jesus fucking Christ, did she not imagine any of the piss taking that would occur? Oh well, publicity at last. I wonder if she has a brother called 'Fghjkl'?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted December 1, 2018 Report Share Posted December 1, 2018 No he's called "Emenopee" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 1, 2018 Report Share Posted December 1, 2018 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Traci Redford. This Miss had a Californian Wild-Fire of an idea about 5 years ago when her trophy sprog fell out of her over used fanny. Yes, she is American but what the fuck possessed her to name the daughter 'Abcde'?? I kid you not, and it's pronounced "Ahb-City". Jesus fucking Christ, did she not imagine any of the piss taking that would occur? Oh well, publicity at last. I wonder if she has a brother called 'Fghjkl'?? Ahhhh ha ha ha ha ha! She might have another brother called zyxwv who’s a bit backward too! Ahhhh ha ha ha ha ha! Fucking priceless! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 1, 2018 Report Share Posted December 1, 2018 Not many people know that the celebrity short arse with a hat who used to shag Van Outen was an early victim of this prior to a swift deed poll. He was born Jay Kay Elle Emen O’ Pee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 1, 2018 Report Share Posted December 1, 2018 Should have called him Al Phabet Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 1, 2018 Report Share Posted December 1, 2018 5 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Traci Redford. This Miss had a Californian Wild-Fire of an idea about 5 years ago when her trophy sprog fell out of her over used fanny. Yes, she is American but what the fuck possessed her to name the daughter 'Abcde'?? I kid you not, and it's pronounced "Ahb-City". Jesus fucking Christ, did she not imagine any of the piss taking that would occur? Oh well, publicity at last. I wonder if she has a brother called 'Fghjkl'?? The fucking Welsh have been giving their sprogs unpronounceable forenames for 100's of years. Cynwrig, DisGleiro, Maredudd, Gruffydd, and Bubba to name but a few. Being born of spazzers, I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 1, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2018 3 hours ago, Iam Ape said: Ahhhh ha ha ha ha ha! She might have another brother called zyxwv who’s a bit backward too! Ahhhh ha ha ha ha ha! Fucking priceless! Yes but did you notice I deliberately left the 'i' out on the inevitable chance that a poster who's name begins with an i was the first to comment on it. Ok, you were 2nd, but not a bad effort. I honestly didn't expect it to work this well. You must be thicker than I imagined Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 1, 2018 Report Share Posted December 1, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Yes but did you notice I deliberately left the 'i' out on the inevitable chance that a poster who's name begins with an i was the first to comment on it. Ok, you were 2nd, but not a bad effort. I honestly didn't expect it to work this well. You must be thicker than I imagined If these aren’t the feeble words of someone trying to defend an utterly fucking shite nom, I don’t know what are. Edited December 1, 2018 by Iam Ape And if you think anyone is buying your supposed intentional omission of the “i” then you’re even thicker than I imagined. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted December 1, 2018 Report Share Posted December 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: The fucking Welsh have been giving their sprogs unpronounceable forenames for 100's of years. Cynwrig, DisGleiro, Maredudd, Gruffydd, and Bubba to name but a few. Being born of spazzers, I suppose. Welsh pronouncing does seem problematic more so when learning mutations, but what's with the French giving the boys girly names, Antoine, Sacha, Gabin, Babtiste and what's with Bastien? Small wonder their presidents end up marrying their mums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 1, 2018 Report Share Posted December 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: Welsh pronouncing does seem problematic more so when learning mutations, but what's with the French giving the boys girly names, Antoine, Sacha, Gabin, Babtiste and what's with Bastien? Small wonder their presidents end up marrying their mums. Fair point, but I can't stop to argue. Gilet jaune donned, and off for some serious rioting. Plus tard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted December 1, 2018 Report Share Posted December 1, 2018 17 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Fair point, but I can't stop to argue. Gilet jaune donned, and off for some serious rioting. Plus tard. That reminds me, need to sort out last night's drink fuelled mini-rampage. Where's me Taser? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 1, 2018 Report Share Posted December 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: That reminds me, need to sort out last night's drink fuelled mini-rampage. Where's me Taser? I think you’ll find it was amyl nitrate that was fuelling dumb and dumber. Fingering each other’s arseholes with one hand, and posting drivel with the other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted December 1, 2018 Report Share Posted December 1, 2018 Mssrs @Fatty & @Eddie , you're both off site until 12 Jan 2019. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 1, 2018 Report Share Posted December 1, 2018 26 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Mssrs @Fatty & @Eddie , you're both off site until 12 Jan 2019. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 1, 2018 Report Share Posted December 1, 2018 3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: That reminds me, need to sort out last night's drink fuelled mini-rampage. Where's me Taser? I wasnt drunk. I was jober as a sudge. I mean sober as a judge. Hic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 1, 2018 Report Share Posted December 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I wasnt drunk. I was jober as a sudge Oddly enough, so was Pen when she posed for Hogarth's 'Gin Lane'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted December 4, 2018 Report Share Posted December 4, 2018 On 12/1/2018 at 2:15 PM, Mrs Roops said: Mssrs @Fatty & @Eddie , you're both off site until 12 Jan 2019. WHY? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 4, 2018 Report Share Posted December 4, 2018 On 12/1/2018 at 12:06 PM, Eric Cuntman said: Oddly enough, so was Pen when she posed for Hogarth's 'Gin Lane'. Eric, your little "friend" is back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 4, 2018 Report Share Posted December 4, 2018 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: Eric, your little "friend" is back! I know. 8 cunt likes in one day. Imaginative little Flid isn't he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 4, 2018 Report Share Posted December 4, 2018 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I know. 8 cunt likes in one day. Imaginative little Flid isn't he? If it keeps you on top of the leaderboard, any like is a goon un, yeah? Of course, that stupid cunt won't understand that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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