Decimus Posted December 5, 2018 Report Share Posted December 5, 2018 This is the latest craze offending our overly sensitive, ancestral PTSD affected, African cousins. Apparently there is a subsection of white society who culturally appropriates black culture by having lip and arse implants, braiding their hair, and slapping on a shit load of boot polish. Why the fuck anyone would want to look like Uncle Ben and risk being shot by an over zealous pig is beyond me. If my boy ever came home dressed up like Uncle Remus and whistling Zippedee doo da, I'd save him the cost of surgery by spreading his nose across his fucking face with my fist. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 5, 2018 Report Share Posted December 5, 2018 14 minutes ago, Decimus said: This is the latest craze offending our overly sensitive, ancestral PTSD affected, African cousins. Apparently there is a subsection of white society who culturally appropriates black culture by having lip and arse implants, braiding their hair, and slapping on a shit load of boot polish. Why the fuck anyone would want to look like Uncle Ben and risk being shot by an over zealous pig is beyond me. If my boy ever came home dressed up like Uncle Remus and whistling Zippedee doo da, I'd save him the cost of surgery by spreading his nose across his fucking face with my fist. Racist cunt. And with black @Eddie in the cooler as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 5, 2018 Report Share Posted December 5, 2018 25 minutes ago, Decimus said: This is the latest craze offending our overly sensitive, ancestral PTSD affected, African cousins. Apparently there is a subsection of white society who culturally appropriates black culture by having lip and arse implants, braiding their hair, and slapping on a shit load of boot polish. Why the fuck anyone would want to look like Uncle Ben and risk being shot by an over zealous pig is beyond me. If my boy ever came home dressed up like Uncle Remus and whistling Zippedee doo da, I'd save him the cost of surgery by spreading his nose across his fucking face with my fist. If he's got any sense, he won't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 5, 2018 Report Share Posted December 5, 2018 I think Decs meant 'if my boy ever came out.......I reckon he has missed the boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 5, 2018 Report Share Posted December 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: If he's got any sense, he won't. Are you a "blackfish"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 5, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2018 12 minutes ago, Neil said: I think Decs meant 'if my boy ever came out.......I reckon he has missed the boat. Wouldn't mind either really now I come to think about it. If he was black and queer he'd probably be the next prime minister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 5, 2018 Report Share Posted December 5, 2018 Read about this latest thing that's hitting our culturally bereft world - and the ennui overwhelmed me. Girls want a big fat arse? Move to Aylesbury and save yourself the cost of implants (arse implants, I mean FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!) It kind of just 'happens' to all women aged 23-plus in my fair city. You go to bed a lithe, svelte honey; you wake up with the morphology of Erick Pickles and an arse the size of Somerset. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 5, 2018 Report Share Posted December 5, 2018 13 minutes ago, Decimus said: Wouldn't mind either really now I come to think about it. If he was black and queer he'd probably be the next prime minister. You forgot to add "muslim" to "black and queer" .. Eric and Mongo might pull you up on it later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 5, 2018 Report Share Posted December 5, 2018 3 hours ago, Decimus said: This is the latest craze offending our overly sensitive, ancestral PTSD affected, African cousins. Apparently there is a subsection of white society who culturally appropriates black culture by having lip and arse implants, braiding their hair, and slapping on a shit load of boot polish. Why the fuck anyone would want to look like Uncle Ben and risk being shot by an over zealous pig is beyond me. If my boy ever came home dressed up like Uncle Remus and whistling Zippedee doo da, I'd save him the cost of surgery by spreading his nose across his fucking face with my fist. How do you get 'spat' Darjeeling off of a laptop keyboard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 5, 2018 Report Share Posted December 5, 2018 My cock is darker than the rest of my skin. Hate crime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 5, 2018 Report Share Posted December 5, 2018 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: My cock is darker than the rest of my skin. Hate crime. It's not a shitty brown colour by any chance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 5, 2018 Report Share Posted December 5, 2018 5 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: It's not a shitty brown colour by any chance? No, but strangely suntanned. I think I might be mixed race. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 6, 2018 Report Share Posted December 6, 2018 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: How do you get 'spat' Darjeeling off of a laptop keyboard? Darjeeling? You’ve gone upmarket. Shoplifting at Sainsbury’s now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 6, 2018 Report Share Posted December 6, 2018 13 hours ago, Decimus said: Wouldn't mind either really now I come to think about it. If he was black and queer he'd probably be the next prime minister.... ....and certainly the next james bond. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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