Roadkill Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 23 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: I'm sure Albert Ross' parents tried many times to no avail. Albert is a special case. Generations of inbreeding have left the cunt with fucking gills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 25 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: I'm sure Albert Ross' parents tried many times to no avail. I'm out of likes at the mo, Reptile. But rest assured you're back in my good books for this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 16 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I'm out of likes at the mo, Reptile. But rest assured you're back in my good books for this one. Cheers 👌 I imagine Albert resembles the creature from the Black lagoon with web feet, fins etc and of course gills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Cheers 👌 I imagine Albert resembles the creature from the Black lagoon with web feet, fins etc and of course gills. Naw, the Creature was a terrifying abomination capable of harm. This is Albert (ban me for doxing if you must @Mrs Roops, but the truth must be revealed): Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 5 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Cheers 👌 I imagine Albert resembles the creature from the Black lagoon with web feet, fins etc and of course gills. The Creature can stand upright, indicating the presence of a spinal column. Albert??? a gelatinous pile of quivering shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 5 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Naw, the Creature was a terrifying abomination capable of harm. This is Albert (ban me for doxing if you must @Mrs Roops, but the truth must be revealed): God(if you're that way inclined) seriously had had a twisted sense of humour when he made a fish that looks like a human spacker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 1 hour ago, EreptileDysfunction said: I'm sure Albert Ross' parents tried many times to no avail. Have a like, you fucking spastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Hunt Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 What's the name of that goggle-eyed paralympian who asked for a fucking ramp up to the podium? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: Naw, the Creature was a terrifying abomination capable of harm. This is Albert (ban me for doxing if you must @Mrs Roops, but the truth must be revealed): I'd wager that is Neil's helmet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 4 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: What's the name of that goggle-eyed paralympian who asked for a fucking ramp up to the podium? Eddie the Eagle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 14 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: What's the name of that goggle-eyed paralympian who asked for a fucking ramp up to the podium? Was it Tom Daley with a prolapsed rectum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Baked beans on Tuesday, swimming on Wednesday, I can't see how he achieves propulsion otherwise. Look closely eric, there's a couple of flippers there. He's like a stunningly unattractive hairy mermaid. With no arms. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 7 minutes ago, scotty said: Look closely eric, there's a couple of flippers there. He's like a stunningly unattractive hairy mermaid. With no arms. I'm sorry, I know he can't help it but that little spazzy deformed foot made me feel sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 3 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Water Polio? Fucking class! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 7 hours ago, Gobbles Magoo said: The Pied Piper of Hamlyn was the founder of PETA (Paedofiles for the Enlightenment of Trapped Animals). Since you mentioned strumming out "Sweet Child of Mine" on a homeless man's broken guitar at New Street, I imagined you were simply letting us know you were a PETA cunt. Have you ever been touched by Jesus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 8 hours ago, Gobbles Magoo said: Joey Deacon could do fuckin better, mate ... and he's dead. Peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 7 hours ago, Gobbles Magoo said: The Pied Piper of Hamlyn was the founder of PETA (Paedofiles for the Enlightenment of Trapped Animals). Since you mentioned strumming out "Sweet Child of Mine" on a homeless man's broken guitar at New Street, I imagined you were simply letting us know you were a PETA cunt. Reported for Paedo intimations. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Reported for Paedo intimations. Fuck off. and a little gay primate shall lead them.....right over the edge. Finish this cunt, Punky! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 9 hours ago, Decimus said: Proper, what the fuck is going on with the recent influx of moon-touched fucking idiots? I can imagine you now, prowling mental health wards in the dead of night, complete silence reigns other than the static crackles from your auxiliary nurse uniform as it rubs against your distended, hairy paunch. Like some sort of bed-pan emptying tooth fairy, you sneak bits of paper with Corner IDs and passwords under the pillows of the most mentally retarded patients, disappearing into the misty night with a two inch chubby and a smile on your fat fucking face. Top draw. Fucking good. You have a point. I need to get off my lazy arse and log in to the Admin account and look behind the curtain. We do get these influxes periodically. I think whoever orders a mong must be double or triple clicking on the buy button. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 4 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: and a little gay primate shall lead them.....right over the edge. Finish this cunt, Punky! You can fuck off as well. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: You can fuck off as well. You going to have your fingers on the irons over Christmas Gerald? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 11 hours ago, Decimus said: I think that the Mr.Tickle armed zombie cunt is well and truly finished this time. No videos in months, and the last couple he produced were fucking diabolical. Dom Joly did the whole screaming random words in the face of bewildered French tourists act 20 years ago, and it wasn't funny then either. Trigger Happy TV was a bit hit and miss, with a lot of repetition. I think the skit that made me laugh the most was him, pulling into a timber yard, driving a builders truck and wearing hi-vis. He gets out and asks the yard man for '5 soggy chimps and a 48 foot bastard'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 17, 2018 Report Share Posted December 17, 2018 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm sorry, I know he can't help it but that little spazzy deformed foot made me feel sick. I bet that somewhere, some weirdo runs a fetish site for exactly that. Paging @Cuntybaws...... Baws to the main board..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 22 minutes ago, scotty said: I bet that somewhere, some weirdo runs a fetish site for exactly that. Paging @Cuntybaws...... Baws to the main board..... I'm now looking for mods and admin and you were the first name to come to mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 6 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: I'm now looking for mods and admin and you were the first name to come to mind. I'm in wizz, what's the pay scale? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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