Roadkill Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 I was browsing the BBC News website last night before bed on my phone only to quickly glance at a picture of what I first thought was another report of delicate SJW's demanding more safe spaces in universities. I'm always up for a laugh, so I quickly scrolled back up to be greeted by the cuntiest image I think I've ever seen: It's an article titled "Voice changes may show your date fancies you" (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-46591185) and why exactly they've chosen this particular freak show as the main image I don't fucking know. But its sick. Lets start with the "man" (The one in yellow if you're already confused). Look at this sick, pathetic excuse for masculinity. Even his man bun - the most shameful hairstyle an adult male can wear - is half arsed in its execution. And why the fuck would he wear a mustard-yellow cardigan on his "first date" with the swamp monster across from him? Look at that cunt of a beard that is still growing in patchy despite him clearly being in his mid-thirties. I wouldn't be surprised if the grotty twats still wearing his pyjama bottoms - clearly very little effort has been made in his appearance. Not that effort would have to be made to lure the teal-headed, foundation-smeared, crooked-toothed hag he's conversing with back to his bedsit. Just look at that fucking mess sitting on her scalp. What is it with people these days and growing long hair only to hold it up in the messiest way possible? Why is she using a tea towel to support the entire fucking thing and, most importantly of all - why is it fucking teal? When did Sideshow Mel become a fucking trend setter? Has this woman actually painted her teeth to look this disgusting? Why has she chosen "Alcoholic's Liver" as her go-to shade for lipstick? I suppose looking somewhat different to the masses is a good way to attract a date, but when all of the questions about your appearance amount to "Why the fuck have you made yourself look like an autistic mime?" You've probably gone a bit too far... Just look at the wider scene for this image also: The handles on those cups of what must be 100% vegan Soy Cream coffee are ridiculous, both the twats have their fucking phones out, and the sugar needs refilled soon. I think this is a shameless ruse by the BBC to trick us into thinking this is what heterosexual dating looks like in this day in age. I'm sorry but if I saw these two chatting away in a cafe, I would simply label it a friendly meeting between gay friends and if I overheard any conversation steering towards sexual activity I would feel responsibly inclined to warn Mr. Man Bun that he's in for a bit of a surprise unless Count Spackula there turns out to be a pre-op tranny. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 You’re taking this all a bit personally aren’t you? Even the failure to top up the sugar is winding you up. You need to calm down a bit mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 19, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 3 minutes ago, judgetwi said: You’re taking this all a bit personally aren’t you? Even the failure to top up the sugar is winding you up. You need to calm down a bit mate. They're cunts, Judge. Cunts of the highest order. How can you look at this image and not be disgusted to the very core of your being? The sugar dispenser is especially triggering for me because I'm a cleaner - I've lost count of how many times I've had to hoover sugar granules out of carpets when some cunt can't get to the last bit of sugar in the bottom and inevitably ends up spilling it everywhere trying to unscrew the lid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: His man bun - the most shameful hairstyle an adult male can wear I beg to differ. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 19, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Decimus said: I beg to differ. Fucking hell! How'd he get the strimmer so close without cutting himself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 Just now, Roadkill said: Fucking hell! How'd he get the strimmer so close without cutting himself? A valid question, the answer to which I've been searching for over a year. With his tiny, fliddy T-Rex arms, I'm surprised that Stubby has the dexterity to hunch over and hold his maggot whilst taking a piss, let alone go wild with a pair of Poundland clippers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: You’re taking this all a bit personally aren’t you? Even the failure to top up the sugar is winding you up. The very presence of the sugar is a heartless reminder of the slave trade perpetuated by the white phallocracy in the West Indies. I'm surprised that got past the BBC censors. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: The handles on those cups of what must be 100% vegan Soy Cream coffee are ridiculous, both the twats have their fucking phones out Where are their fucking vapes then? You just know they've got some Raspberry Marshmallow Spunk Wank flavour secreted somewhere about their persons... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 I'm just wondering if she's got teal collar and cuffs. Ummmmmm. A teal bush in a pair of frilly mustard coloured knickers whilst on the blob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: They're cunts, Judge. Cunts of the highest order. How can you look at this image and not be disgusted to the very core of your being? The sugar dispenser is especially triggering for me because I'm a cleaner - I've lost count of how many times I've had to hoover sugar granules out of carpets when some cunt can't get to the last bit of sugar in the bottom and inevitably ends up spilling it everywhere trying to unscrew the lid. Maybe they're his children? I can't say with any amount of certainty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 4 hours ago, Roadkill said: I was browsing the BBC News website last night before bed on my phone only to quickly glance at a picture of what I first thought was another report of delicate SJW's demanding more safe spaces in universities. I'm always up for a laugh, so I quickly scrolled back up to be greeted by the cuntiest image I think I've ever seen: It's an article titled "Voice changes may show your date fancies you" (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-46591185) and why exactly they've chosen this particular freak show as the main image I don't fucking know. But its sick. Lets start with the "man" (The one in yellow if you're already confused). Look at this sick, pathetic excuse for masculinity. Even his man bun - the most shameful hairstyle an adult male can wear - is half arsed in its execution. And why the fuck would he wear a mustard-yellow cardigan on his "first date" with the swamp monster across from him? Look at that cunt of a beard that is still growing in patchy despite him clearly being in his mid-thirties. I wouldn't be surprised if the grotty twats still wearing his pyjama bottoms - clearly very little effort has been made in his appearance. Not that effort would have to be made to lure the teal-headed, foundation-smeared, crooked-toothed hag he's conversing with back to his bedsit. Just look at that fucking mess sitting on her scalp. What is it with people these days and growing long hair only to hold it up in the messiest way possible? Why is she using a tea towel to support the entire fucking thing and, most importantly of all - why is it fucking teal? When did Sideshow Mel become a fucking trend setter? Has this woman actually painted her teeth to look this disgusting? Why has she chosen "Alcoholic's Liver" as her go-to shade for lipstick? I suppose looking somewhat different to the masses is a good way to attract a date, but when all of the questions about your appearance amount to "Why the fuck have you made yourself look like an autistic mime?" You've probably gone a bit too far... Just look at the wider scene for this image also: The handles on those cups of what must be 100% vegan Soy Cream coffee are ridiculous, both the twats have their fucking phones out, and the sugar needs refilled soon. I think this is a shameless ruse by the BBC to trick us into thinking this is what heterosexual dating looks like in this day in age. I'm sorry but if I saw these two chatting away in a cafe, I would simply label it a friendly meeting between gay friends and if I overheard any conversation steering towards sexual activity I would feel responsibly inclined to warn Mr. Man Bun that he's in for a bit of a surprise unless Count Spackula there turns out to be a pre-op tranny. Are you Gok Kwan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 3 hours ago, Decimus said: I beg to differ. You look very happy in this photo Decs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 4 hours ago, Roadkill said: I was browsing the BBC News website last night before bed on my phone only to quickly glance at a picture of what I first thought was another report of delicate SJW's demanding more safe spaces in universities. I'm always up for a laugh, so I quickly scrolled back up to be greeted by the cuntiest image I think I've ever seen: It's an article titled "Voice changes may show your date fancies you" (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-46591185) and why exactly they've chosen this particular freak show as the main image I don't fucking know. But its sick. Lets start with the "man" (The one in yellow if you're already confused). Look at this sick, pathetic excuse for masculinity. Even his man bun - the most shameful hairstyle an adult male can wear - is half arsed in its execution. And why the fuck would he wear a mustard-yellow cardigan on his "first date" with the swamp monster across from him? Look at that cunt of a beard that is still growing in patchy despite him clearly being in his mid-thirties. I wouldn't be surprised if the grotty twats still wearing his pyjama bottoms - clearly very little effort has been made in his appearance. Not that effort would have to be made to lure the teal-headed, foundation-smeared, crooked-toothed hag he's conversing with back to his bedsit. Just look at that fucking mess sitting on her scalp. What is it with people these days and growing long hair only to hold it up in the messiest way possible? Why is she using a tea towel to support the entire fucking thing and, most importantly of all - why is it fucking teal? When did Sideshow Mel become a fucking trend setter? Has this woman actually painted her teeth to look this disgusting? Why has she chosen "Alcoholic's Liver" as her go-to shade for lipstick? I suppose looking somewhat different to the masses is a good way to attract a date, but when all of the questions about your appearance amount to "Why the fuck have you made yourself look like an autistic mime?" You've probably gone a bit too far... Just look at the wider scene for this image also: The handles on those cups of what must be 100% vegan Soy Cream coffee are ridiculous, both the twats have their fucking phones out, and the sugar needs refilled soon. I think this is a shameless ruse by the BBC to trick us into thinking this is what heterosexual dating looks like in this day in age. I'm sorry but if I saw these two chatting away in a cafe, I would simply label it a friendly meeting between gay friends and if I overheard any conversation steering towards sexual activity I would feel responsibly inclined to warn Mr. Man Bun that he's in for a bit of a surprise unless Count Spackula there turns out to be a pre-op tranny. Rubbish. Faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 19, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 Just now, Frank said: Rubbish. Faggot. Who the fuck let you out of your bin bag, Gimp? I gave you a fair chance to get better, even when everyone else has washed their hands of your wretched stink. You're not even worth a fucking picture, Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 Just now, Roadkill said: Who the fuck let you out of your bin bag, Gimp? I gave you a fair chance to get better, even when everyone else has washed their hands of your wretched stink. You're not even worth a fucking picture, Frank. http://imgbox.com/yzTBJUNm 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 19, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 3 minutes ago, Frank said: http://imgbox.com/yzTBJUNm Make me a video or fuck off. I have no interest in your Black Santa stalking collection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 14 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Make me a video or fuck off. I have no interest in your Black Santa stalking collection. If you ever overload this site again with lengthy posts and drawings, I promise I’ll find you, and hurt you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 19, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 6 minutes ago, Frank said: If you ever overload this site again with lengthy posts and drawings, I promise I’ll find you and hurt you. I await our meeting with baited breath and a sturdy half-brick, Frank. Come at me with all you've got - I'll pull your spindly legs off like the spider you are and wash you down the drain with the rest of the worthless filth. Fuck off back to 2016 where you actually mattered. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I await our meeting with baited breath and a sturdy half-brick, Frank. Come at me with all you've got - I'll pull your spindly legs off like the spider you are and wash you down the drain with the rest of the worthless filth. Fuck off back to 2016 where you actually mattered. Joking aside, I know who and where you are, RK. I’ll see you on the 2nd floor... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 19, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Frank said: Joking aside, I know who and where you are, RK. I’ll see you on the 2nd floor... Bring it, cunt. What shoe size are you? I'm going to nick yours when you're dead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 Just now, Frank said: Joking aside, I know who and where you are, RK. I’ll see you on the 2nd floor... Fuck off Frank, you tedious wanker. We’ve heard the same shit time after time. Nobody, and I do mean nobody, gives a fuck what you say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 6 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Bring it, cunt. What shoe size are you? I'm going to nick yours when you're dead. Leave it Killer. You're a name on the leaderboard now. Squabbling with the lesser members is unbecoming. He's just bitter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 19, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 3 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: Fuck off Frank, you tedious wanker. We’ve heard the same shit time after time. Nobody, and I do mean nobody, gives a fuck what you say. Let him ramble on, Ape. I find it quite amusing - like a past-its-prime lion with incontinence and a collapsed back end trying to intimidate a fit young member of the pride. Attenburough could do a two hour documentary on this cunts fall from grace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Iam Ape said: Fuck off Frank, you tedious wanker. We’ve heard the same shit time after time. Nobody, and I do mean nobody, gives a fuck what you say. Ape I’m in some faux fancy hotel/restaurant in Dorset.. table for one. When seated, they removed my imaginary companion’s Christmas cracker. http://imgbox.com/vtoSI8Z2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Let him ramble on, Ape. I find it quite amusing - like a past-its-prime lion with incontinence and a collapsed back end trying to intimidate a fit young member of the pride. Attenburough could do a two hour documentary on this cunts fall from grace. Can everybody stop fucking nicking my material! I did the 'past it lion with shit dribbling down its back leg' angle last week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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