Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 Doing the Christmas shopping and half these retail cunts want your email address, so that they can email you your receipt. Yeah fucking right. Either they sign you up for dick pill emails, or they sell your email address to people who try and sell you dick pills, Russian wives, RC helicopters, or some other shit like that. GDPR means nothing to these cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 1 minute ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Doing the Christmas shopping and half these retail cunts want your email address, so that they can email you your receipt. Yeah fucking right. Either they sign you up for dick pill emails, or they sell your email address to people who try and sell you dick pills, Russian wives, RC helicopters, or some other shit like that. GDPR means nothing to these cunts. Alright Dan, stop dropping fucking hints. I've put your dick-pills in the post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 4 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Doing the Christmas shopping and half these retail cunts want your email address, so that they can email you your receipt. Yeah fucking right. Either they sign you up for dick pill emails, or they sell your email address to people who try and sell you dick pills, Russian wives, RC helicopters, or some other shit like that. GDPR means nothing to these cunts. Give them Frank's email. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 I just tell them I haven't got a computer,the trouble is they see my torso and know that I'm lying! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 1 minute ago, Neil said: I just tell them I havn't got a computer,the trouble is they see my torso and know that I'm lying?! You seem to have taken the 'Jeremy Beadle' look to a different level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Doing the Christmas shopping and half these retail cunts want your email address, so that they can email you your receipt. Yeah fucking right. Either they sign you up for dick pill emails, or they sell your email address to people who try and sell you dick pills, Russian wives, RC helicopters, or some other shit like that. GDPR means nothing to these cunts. That's how Ape got started. The stupid cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 23, 2018 Report Share Posted December 23, 2018 2 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Doing the Christmas shopping and half these retail cunts want your email address, so that they can email you your receipt. Yeah fucking right. Either they sign you up for dick pill emails, or they sell your email address to people who try and sell you dick pills, Russian wives, RC helicopters, or some other shit like that. GDPR means nothing to these cunts. Email addresses are the least of your concerns these days. I'll bet there's a few "punters" on here shitting themselves after DNA submitted to various genealogy websites identified familial links to several unsolved rapes and murders, even the though the perpetrators themselves had never been DNA tested. Cases solved include that of the Golden State Killer from more than 40 years ago, so if any of you cunts are Bible John (I'm looking at you here @Rev) it's time to start worrying. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 14 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Alright Dan, stop dropping fucking hints. I've put your dick-pills in the post. It wasn't the pills he was hinting towards. Just the dick. However, the cunts asking for emails are bastards, they are easily defeated with one or both of these options: 1. PRINT the receipt you despicable cunt 2. Hushmail....no restrictions on names, so when they here you give them GobblinMagoo@hushmail, they'll know you're taking the piss and hand you your printed fucking receipt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 15 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Email addresses are the least of your concerns these days. I'll bet there's a few "punters" on here shitting themselves after DNA submitted to various genealogy websites identified familial links to several unsolved rapes and murders, even the though the perpetrators themselves had never been DNA tested. Cases solved include that of the Golden State Killer from more than 40 years ago, so if any of you cunts are Bible John (I'm looking at you here @Rev) it's time to start worrying. That's Punkie and Withers fucked too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted December 27, 2018 Report Share Posted December 27, 2018 On 12/23/2018 at 5:02 PM, Cuntybaws said: Email addresses are the least of your concerns these days. I'll bet there's a few "punters" on here shitting themselves after DNA submitted to various genealogy websites identified familial links to several unsolved rapes and murders, even the though the perpetrators themselves had never been DNA tested. Cases solved include that of the Golden State Killer from more than 40 years ago, so if any of you cunts are Bible John (I'm looking at you here @Rev) it's time to start worrying. I've always been into forensic science and criminology, and EAR/ONS was one of my pet cases for years that I constantly checked up on. I was simulatenously dumfounded and ecstatic that they caught the cunt before he snuffed it. If they identify the Somerton Man soon, I'll have fuck all else to read up on except homoerotic Harry Potter fan-fiction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 27, 2018 Report Share Posted December 27, 2018 6 minutes ago, nocti said: I've always been into forensic science and criminology, and EAR/ONS was one of my pet cases for years that I constantly checked up on. I was simulatenously dumfounded and ecstatic that they caught the cunt before he snuffed it. If they identify the Somerton Man soon, I'll have fuck all else to read up on except homoerotic Harry Potter fan-fiction. What does that have to do with forensic sci - Never mind... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 28, 2018 Report Share Posted December 28, 2018 11 hours ago, nocti said: If they identify the Somerton Man soon, I'll have fuck all else to read up on... I've always thought he looked a bit like Kevin Spacey, so it probably served him right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 28, 2018 Report Share Posted December 28, 2018 On 12/28/2018 at 3:56 AM, nocti said: I've always been into forensic science and criminology, and EAR/ONS was one of my pet cases for years that I constantly checked up on. I was simulatenously dumfounded and ecstatic that they caught the cunt before he snuffed it. If they identify the Somerton Man soon, I'll have fuck all else to read up on except homoerotic Harry Potter fan-fiction. Now EAR/ONS is supposedly in custody, I recommend an hour or two with the Gilgo Beach murders, see if you can do a better job than local plod. The cast of characters is better than an Ian Rankin novel. Just don’t buy the 2013 film. It makes that Paul Potts thing with James Corden (producers Simon Cowell, Harvey Weinstein) look like fucking Ben Hur. I remember a barber near Lime Street who called himself Ben Hur, come to think of it. Scouse Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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