ChildeHarold Posted February 7, 2021 Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 45 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Grovel from ‘neath the gravel. Fucking useless pervert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 7, 2021 Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 26 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Fucking useless pervert Back on the drugs Harold? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 7, 2021 Report Share Posted February 7, 2021 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Back on the drugs Harold? He’s being ‘necro-ed’ by George Floyd, Eric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 19 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Back on the drugs Harold? I permit myself a Twirl every afternoon. How do you Twirl? Or do you Flake? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 37 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I permit myself a Twirl every afternoon. How do you Twirl? Or do you Flake? I like a 198 from the ice cream van. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I like a 198 from the ice cream van. Double flaking show off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 51 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I like a 198 from the ice cream van. I heard the ice cream man topped himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 15 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I heard the ice cream man topped himself. Join him...Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 36 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I heard the ice cream man topped himself. Shut up you raspberry ripple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 23 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Leave the gal alone she's lovely. Too much woman for most of the cunts on this site to handle. I could handle her....., with a fucking elephant gun, and I bet the Japs would have a go too with their previous hunting experience. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 22 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Fucking useless pervert If it's any consolation Harold if I was presented with you, Gemma Collins and Alison Hammond and i had a gun with three bullets i would still shoot you three times. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 8, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 2 hours ago, King Billy said: Double flaking show off. They used to be called 'bunny ears' when I was a kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: I heard the ice cream man topped himself. Do you have a history of genuine mental retardation in your family? It’s a possible explanation of why you’re such a massive fucking idiot 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Do you have a history of genuine mental retardation in your family? It’s a possible explanation of why you’re such a massive fucking idiot All Harold’s medical records are stored on the mother ship which is orbiting the Earth awaiting his return. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 20 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: They used to be called 'bunny ears' when I was a kid Good evening, Dave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 3 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Good evening, Dave. Give “her” 10 wolfie, “she’s” taking a massive man dump, checking the rugby scores and putting a tenner on the 3:15 at Kempton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: I heard the ice cream man topped himself. This had potential, but you went straight to the punchline without the buildup. Its supposed to go : The police found the ice cream seller dead at home. Detectives think he drowned himself in pistachio ice cream, then another layer of hundreds and thousands, then another layer of chocolate sprinkles over that, and then finally some cherries at the apex of the mound of frozen desert. The cops say they aren't looking for anyone else in relation to the sudden death, so I suppose he must have topped himself. Like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 1 minute ago, Weary&Disgusted said: This had potential, but you went straight to the punchline without the buildup. Its supposed to go : The police found the ice cream seller dead at home. Detectives think he drowned himself in pistachio ice cream, then another layer of hundreds and thousands, then another layer of chocolate sprinkles over that, and then finally some cherries at the apex of the mound of frozen desert. The cops say they aren't looking for anyone else in relation to the sudden death, so I suppose he must have topped himself. Like that. I posted a version of that joke around 2 years ago. Just saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 13 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Give “her” 10 wolfie, “she’s” taking a massive man dump, checking the rugby scores and putting a tenner on the 3:15 at Kempton Admittedly I am suspicious Gyps may not be the Pinot Grigio-snorting connoisseur she lays claim to. I can picture her now, watching the darts highlights, ripping farts like Geoff Capes after a cauliflower & onion jalfrezi takeaway, and washing it down with the results of her 'Old Mutton as Lamb' home-brew ale kit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 2 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Admittedly I am suspicious Gyps may not be the Pinot Grigio-snorting connoisseur she lays claim to. I can picture her now, watching the darts highlights, ripping farts like Geoff Capes after a cauliflower & onion jalfrezi takeaway, washing it down with the results of her 'Old Mutton as Lamb' home-brew ale kit. No woman knows that much about boxing, rugby league and cricket. I smell something fishy and in ain’t fanny batter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 1 hour ago, Weary&Disgusted said: This had potential, but you went straight to the punchline without the buildup. Its supposed to go : The police found the ice cream seller dead at home. Detectives think he drowned himself in pistachio ice cream, then another layer of hundreds and thousands, then another layer of chocolate sprinkles over that, and then finally some cherries at the apex of the mound of frozen desert. The cops say they aren't looking for anyone else in relation to the sudden death, so I suppose he must have topped himself. Like that. It's the way I tell 'em. The late great and lamented (demented?) Frank Carson told it straight but very fast. The only Ulster guy I' d have loved having a pint with. I'm going have to look him up on YouTube but with all the endless programmes about Tommy Cooper we don't remember some of our other great comics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 24 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: It's the way I tell 'em. The late great and lamented (demented?) Frank Carson told it straight but very fast. The only Ulster guy I' d have loved having a pint with. I'm going have to look him up on YouTube but with all the endless programmes about Tommy Cooper we don't remember some of our other great comics. The king of them all? .... Bob Monkhouse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 2 hours ago, King Billy said: I posted a version of that joke around 2 years ago. Just saying. Arthur Askey did it in 1825. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 Just now, Dyslexic cnut said: Arthur Askey did it in 1825. And he nicked from Pens back catalogue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted February 8, 2021 Report Share Posted February 8, 2021 29 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: It's the way I tell 'em. The late great and lamented (demented?) Frank Carson told it straight but very fast. The only Ulster guy I' d have loved having a pint with. I'm going have to look him up on YouTube but with all the endless programmes about Tommy Cooper we don't remember some of our other great comics. Satan has cut the feed down there with his poker. Pucker up, cripple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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