Dyslexic cnut Posted August 10, 2023 Report Share Posted August 10, 2023 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: @Mike Hunt is the one who stands out for me. Special mention to that mad poet genius cunt @DonGaargonphalusflavius. Mike would have had a harder ride if it were not for his immobile spouse and his culinary dedication. Times have changed. When I lost my black wife at sea, no cunt on here gave a fuck. Even the corner’s gone WOKE. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 10, 2023 Report Share Posted August 10, 2023 5 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Mike would have had a harder ride if it were not for his immobile spouse and his culinary dedication. Times have changed. When I lost my black wife at sea, no cunt on here gave a fuck. Even the corner’s gone WOKE. Do black wives matter? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 10, 2023 Report Share Posted August 10, 2023 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Do black wives matter? Spack wives clearly do. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted August 10, 2023 Report Share Posted August 10, 2023 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Do black wives matter? IOU1L. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 10, 2023 Report Share Posted August 10, 2023 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Heinnie Haynes? Haynes workshop manuals were the bollocks Eric. I almost single-handedly stripped down and rebuilt the engine of my Yamaha RD 400 when I was about 18 with just a Haynes manual and my grandads rusty old Swiss Army knife. My next door neighbour old Mr Yamaha told me he couldn’t believe I’d got it to run again and immediately offered me a job as manager of his brothers motorbike factory in Japan on a million pound a week. Obviously I told him to fuck off but I don’t think he understood what I said as he only spoke Japanese probably. The bike blew up later that afternoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 10, 2023 Report Share Posted August 10, 2023 1 hour ago, Jake The Muss said: you swan in here uninvited i might add and dis the Monkhouse, take your woke rainbow flag and shove it up your bumhole. Up a bit, left a bit, down a bit etc. etc. etc. Fire! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 10, 2023 Report Share Posted August 10, 2023 46 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Mike would have had a harder ride if it were not for his immobile spouse and his culinary dedication. Times have changed. When I lost my black wife at sea, no cunt on here gave a fuck. Even the corner’s gone WOKE. Using Mrs H's broken walker as a ruse to slip under the radar will not bode well. Once he thought he was in the clear, he went on to post - and got away with - some of the most inane shite not seen on these pages in years. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 11, 2023 Report Share Posted August 11, 2023 21 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said: The only thing we ever had, approaching subversive filth, was D&C. Utter genius. I’ve got a mate who lives in NYC now, I’m still not able to have a normal telephone conversation with him without drifting into the dialogue. He’s got cancer and when he told me I asked him where he had it…he said ‘ it’s of the infinitesimal zero…and it’s very, very painful.’ I said…‘I’ve got it worse.’ It was their casual use of the word ‘Cunt’ that brought me here. Superb. Derek and Clive is part of the soundtrack to my childhood, me and a bunch of friends would remember and copy all their lines, one of my favorites was the guinness book of records to regonise me as the No.1 cunt kicker in...savage genius. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 11, 2023 Report Share Posted August 11, 2023 21 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: @Mike Hunt is the one who stands out for me. Special mention to that mad poet genius cunt @DonGaargonphalusflavius. Don't remember the long named cunt, i must of been on a break as i take it the silly cunt only lasted a week or so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 11, 2023 Report Share Posted August 11, 2023 21 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: At last we agree on something. Comic genius and sadly missed, he would have filled his boots with material of the last few years. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 11, 2023 Report Share Posted August 11, 2023 32 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Don't remember the long named cunt, i must of been on a break as i take it the silly cunt only lasted a week or so. He’s all over the open corner. He’s not gone anywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meet Uncle Monty Posted August 12, 2023 Report Share Posted August 12, 2023 In my misspent, drug-ravaged days of the early 90's there was a DJ called 'Bob Funkhouse' who also dealt copious quantities of pharmaceuticals. You don't get that kind of service nowadays. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted August 12, 2023 Report Share Posted August 12, 2023 On 11/08/2023 at 00:06, Frank said: Using Mrs H's broken walker as a ruse to slip under the radar will not bode well. Once he thought he was in the clear, he went on to post - and got away with - some of the most inane shite not seen on these pages in years. Hands up, I made the fatal error of following Pen's vanilla posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 12, 2023 Report Share Posted August 12, 2023 21 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: Hands up, I made the fatal error of following Pen's vanilla posts. Don’t ever apologise to Frank Mike. It’s never ended well in the past for anyone who’s gone down that particular road. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 12, 2023 Report Share Posted August 12, 2023 6 hours ago, Meet Uncle Monty said: In my misspent, drug-ravaged days of the early 90's there was a DJ called 'Bob Funkhouse' who also dealt copious quantities of pharmaceuticals. You don't get that kind of service nowadays. You’re not the full Monty are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 12, 2023 Report Share Posted August 12, 2023 50 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said: Hands up, I made the fatal error of following Pen's vanilla posts. Mike I’ll be closely monitoring your posts over the coming weeks, hoping something will surface to save your talentless and stinking old arse. I like you but I’m afraid there’s no room for another fucking Ape. The floor is all yours.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 12, 2023 Report Share Posted August 12, 2023 30 minutes ago, Frank said: Mike I’ll be closely monitoring your posts over the coming weeks, hoping something will surface to save your talentless and stinking old arse. I like you but I’m afraid there’s no room for another fucking Ape. The floor is all yours.. leave Mike alone you disgusting subversive weasel. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 12, 2023 Report Share Posted August 12, 2023 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Don’t ever apologise to Frank Mike. It’s never ended well in the past for anyone who’s gone down that particular road. He was married to Pat Butcher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Chap Raasclaat Posted August 14, 2023 Report Share Posted August 14, 2023 On 12/08/2023 at 17:11, Meet Uncle Monty said: In my misspent, drug-ravaged days of the early 90's there was a DJ called 'Bob Funkhouse' who also dealt copious quantities of pharmaceuticals. You don't get that kind of service nowadays. I know Bob the Funk... He mentioned some bellend called Monty owing him a few bags. The good news is he sold your debt off, at a great loss. The bad news is that I've bought the debt, now, where's my money you cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 14, 2023 Report Share Posted August 14, 2023 On 13/08/2023 at 00:08, Frank said: Mike I’ll be closely monitoring your posts over the coming weeks, hoping something will surface to save your talentless and stinking old arse. I like you but I’m afraid there’s no room for another fucking Ape. The floor is all yours.. You do have to admit that Ape is special . there is certainly something going on in his very tiny mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 17, 2023 Report Share Posted August 17, 2023 The Golden Shot. Need I say more you fucking twats? The game show against which all other game shows are measured. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 17, 2023 Report Share Posted August 17, 2023 52 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: The Golden Shot. Need I say more you fucking twats? The game show against which all other game shows are measured. Celebrity Squares. Lennie Bennett. Most punchable face in showbiz ‘til Piers Morgan was borned. Curly fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 17, 2023 Report Share Posted August 17, 2023 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Celebrity Squares. Lennie Bennett. Most punchable face in showbiz ‘til Piers Morgan was borned. Curly fucking cunt. The only Lennie I know or want to know is the blind one in Peters and Lee, Welcome Home cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 17, 2023 Report Share Posted August 17, 2023 48 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: The only Lennie I know or want to know is the blind one in Peters and Lee, Welcome Home cunt! When they split up, she went into acting, he went into a telegraph pole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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