Roadkill Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: What were you before then. European or Caucasian? It should say on either one your previous Birth Certificates. Ratty is the result of a Nazi experiment completed only days before the end of the war. He's test tube grown and 100% pure Aryan. Sadly, the facility holding him was damaged during a bombing and the resulting explosion led to the vial holding his still developing foetus falling through a nearby floor drain and into the Berlin sewers where he was nursed and raised by rats - hence the name. Today he appears as a twisted bastardisation of Hitler's perfect soldier - standing at six-foot-two, but with blue hair and blond eyes - an effect of the filth below ground contaminating the synthetic amniotic fluid he was developing in. Some say the contamination also had an effect on his mind, but I certainly don't see it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Mattel are modelling their new action figure on her. 'Jihadi Jane! Comes complete with spare burqa, realistic, detonator gripping hands and selection of tiny corpses. Pull her string and she will scream obscenities and explode!' I hear that if you buy the special harem collection you get a free Allahu-Akbar Abdul doll, complete with a tiny copy of the Quran to preach from and a pile of stones to enact retribution on any naughty Janes who've been flashing their ankles or misquoting scripture! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 I think it's time we gave this poor woman a break now. Starting with her legs, then her neck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: I'm guessing this is 100% realistic and has had its clitoris removed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 On 09/03/2019 at 02:20, Eric Cuntman said: I've fallen for you. What shall we call our first born? Filth Loader of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 49 minutes ago, Roadkill (temp) said: Ratty is the result of a Nazi experiment completed only days before the end of the war. He's test tube grown and 100% pure Aryan. Sadly, the facility holding him was damaged during a bombing and the resulting explosion led to the vial holding his still developing foetus falling through a nearby floor drain and into the Berlin sewers where he was nursed and raised by rats - hence the name. Today he appears as a twisted bastardisation of Hitler's perfect soldier - standing at six-foot-two, but with blue hair and blond eyes - an effect of the filth below ground contaminating the synthetic amniotic fluid he was developing in. Some say the contamination also had an effect on his mind, but I certainly don't see it. Well I never. And here was I thinking that he hailed from the outskirts Scandinavia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 25 minutes ago, DrCunt said: I'm guessing this is 100% realistic and has had its clitoris removed... It's clit comes as an additional outfit with a copy of the Quran. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 5 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: It's clit comes as an additional outfit with a copy of the Quran. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: The brown ones are the best are shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 39 minutes ago, DrCunt said: I'm guessing this is 100% realistic and has had its clitoris removed... The arranged marriage version is also currently available. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 7 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: She ate it. Many of them do the same to get through customs, They then either regurgitate or shit the fuckers out along with their Semtex filled Durex. In a ‘peaceful’ way though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 1 hour ago, ratcum said: Filth Loader of course. You read my mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 7 hours ago, cuntspotter said: I think this is a dreadful set of circumstances. Bad enough that that an infant has died that could have lived but worse still , the utter lack of humanity evinced in social media. Really? Have you or any cunt ever seen evidence of the said sprog or the other two supposed poor little buggers who crooked it? I'm calling BS on the whole episode and what ever pans out for this charming young lady it'll be a massive propaganda win for ISIS and their undoubted large level of support here in the UK amongst the Asian community. She's obviously thick as a fucking plank to have fell for this scam in the first place and decide to start a lovely little family in a worse than 3rd world cesspit hated by the entire sane portion of the human race. For fuck sake I hope our security forces learn from this that when these cunts are found they should be eliminated immediately Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 37 minutes ago, King Billy said: In a ‘peaceful’ way though Yes. One peace at a time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 3 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: What were you before then. European or Caucasian? It should say on either one your previous Birth Certificates. I'm species neutral and can bite my own toes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 12 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Really? Have you or any cunt ever seen evidence of the said sprog or the other two supposed poor little buggers who crooked it? I'm calling BS on the whole episode and what ever pans out for this charming young lady it'll be a massive propaganda win for ISIS and their undoubted large level of support here in the UK amongst the Asian community. She's obviously thick as a fucking plank to have fell for this scam in the first place and decide to start a lovely little family in a worse than 3rd world cesspit hated by the entire sane portion of the human race. For fuck sake I hope our security forces learn from this that when these cunts are found they should be eliminated immediately It was flash-fried in camel fat and cooked en papillote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 5 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: It was flash-fried in camel fat and cooked en papillote. Gordon Ramsey: The formative years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Gordon Ramsey: The formative years. No. It's a Syrian speciality root vegetable dish of baby begum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 3 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: No. It's a Syrian speciality root vegetable dish of baby begum. Bollocks. There's no fucking way that'll be certified Halal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 19 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Bollocks. There's no fucking way that'll be certified Halal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 3 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Really? Have you or any cunt ever seen evidence of the said sprog or the other two supposed poor little buggers who crooked it? I'm calling BS on the whole episode and what ever pans out for this charming young lady it'll be a massive propaganda win for ISIS and their undoubted large level of support here in the UK amongst the Asian community. She's obviously thick as a fucking plank to have fell for this scam in the first place and decide to start a lovely little family in a worse than 3rd world cesspit hated by the entire sane portion of the human race. For fuck sake I hope our security forces learn from this that when these cunts are found they should be eliminated immediately Unfortunately our security forces are fully stretched on the threat posed by the Salvation Army. Apparently they are searching for the Salvation Air Force and the Salvation Navy and the other 3 are away on a transgender awareness course. So it looks like we’re fucked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 12 minutes ago, King Billy said: Unfortunately our security forces are fully stretched on the threat posed by the Salvation Army. Apparently they are searching for the Salvation Air Force and the Salvation Navy and the other 3 are away on a transgender awareness course. So it looks like we’re fucked Evil lot the Sally Am .. they hand out war cries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 1 minute ago, The Bishop said: Evil lot the Sally Am .. they hand out war cries. I know I am, I'm sure I am, I'm H.A.P.P.Y. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 5 minutes ago, The Bishop said: Evil lot the Sally Am .. they hand out war cries. My cousin started on the triangle and worked his way up through the ranks to the tambourine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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