Major Cunt Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: Who the fuck are you? You come on this site throwing bollocks about, like castration day at a PDSA Clinique. That retort was as week as both your chin and sphincter, I suggest abseiling of a pylon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 Just now, Major Cunt said: That retort was as week as both your chin and sphincter, I suggest abseiling of a pylon. WEAK you semi- illiterate cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 29, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: WEAK you semi- illiterate cunt. The acceptable phrase is semi-literate, you completely illiterate cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 Just now, Witheredscrote said: WEAK you semi- illiterate cunt. AHH pulling somebody up on a typo the stock reply when a cunts baffled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 6 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: That retort was as week as both your chin and sphincter, I suggest abseiling of a pylon. Withers can't do Parkour. The only thing 'free running' is his colostomy tube. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 14 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The takeaway message appears to be to only rape someone if you know that they already have a bunch of other incriminating stuff on their phone and won't dare to hand it over to the fuzz. Technically it’s only rape if they wake up before you have climbed back out the window. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 1 minute ago, Decimus said: The acceptable phrase is semi-literate, you completely illiterate cunt. You try spelling with a bottle of Cognac in you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 29, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Withers can't do Parkour. I suspect that he could leap frog the Eiffel Tower if he ever got so much as a sniff of a panzer division. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Withers can't do Parkour. The only thing 'free running' is his colostomy tube. You said you wouldn't mention that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 Just now, Witheredscrote said: You try spelling with a bottle of Cognac in you ..r arse. (finished it for you) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 29, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 Just now, Witheredscrote said: You try spelling with a bottle of Cognac in you The biggest thing I've ever had up my arse is my wife's finger, I'll take your word for it if it's all the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 Just now, Decimus said: The biggest thing I've ever had up my arse is my wife's finger, I'll take your word for it if it's all the same. How is she? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 29, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 Just now, Witheredscrote said: How is she? Still in there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 Just now, Decimus said: Still in there. This is a trap. Fuck off Scottie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Technically it’s only rape if they wake up before you have climbed back out the window. It's not rape if you shout "Surprise!". The old ones are the best. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 Just now, Cuntybaws said: The old ones are the best. Er, jokes that is, not rape victims. Obviously... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 29, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: It's not rape if you shout "Surprise!". The old ones are the best. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: It's not rape if you shout "Surprise!". The old ones are the best. Most rapists (I would imagine) go about their business quietly and without causing any commotion or attracting any attention to the job in hand. Shouting “Surprise”, would seem to me (As a non rapist myself) as increasing ones likelihood of coming to the attention of various groups of ‘interfering’, ‘busybody’, Have a go hero’ types as well as the peelers. And also I have seen on TV that some, obviously beginners at the game, even ply their trade wearing a balaclava emblazoned with RAPIST on it. That would surely negate the “Surprise” defence in court. So my opinion of the whole business is that rape is a complete legal minefield and best left to the northern ‘peacefuls’ who seem to have found a ‘cultural loophole’ and as such should be welcomed for enriching our post colonial society. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 7 hours ago, Decimus said: I'd hate to be a single bloke nowadays, there's just so much to consider. Before you even get back to the bedroom you've got to ID the cunt, get it to sign a consent form in front of witnesses, and then fondle its crotch to make sure it's not a fucking tranny. Too much to remember after a few babychams. But to quote the great man himself “Two out of three ain’t bad”. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: Too much to remember after a few babychams. But to quote the great man himself “Two out of three ain’t bad”. Its a real fucking minefield these days the question is which two do you choose. Having the written consent and being legally covered, at the risk of trying to slip Bruce Jenner a length. Or open to prosecution with definitive minge confirmation! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 And another thing I’ve noticed about these so called ‘victims’. They’re all fucking miserable, sour faced whinging cunts. Not once have I seen one on crimewatch smiling or showing any sign of a sense of humour whatsoever. I don’t know but it may be a factor in the predicament which they seem to find themselves in on a regular basis. Just a thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 3 hours ago, Decimus said: Harsh, but under the circumstances incredibly fair. Reported, for an Englishman agreeing with the French. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 1 minute ago, King Billy said: And another thing I’ve noticed about these so called ‘victims’. They’re all fucking miserable, sour faced whinging cunts. Not once have I seen one on crimewatch smiling or showing any sign of a sense of humour whatsoever. I don’t know but it may be a factor in the predicament which they seem to find themselves in on a regular basis. Just a thought. Haha what the fuck happened with your intention to tread lightly on today's nom's, you been drinking Special Brew with Judge tonight. Though it's a valid point? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: And another thing I’ve noticed about these so called ‘victims’. They’re all fucking miserable, sour faced whinging cunts. Not once have I seen one on crimewatch smiling or showing any sign of a sense of humour whatsoever. I don’t know but it may be a factor in the predicament which they seem to find themselves in on a regular basis. Just a thought. It's as though the men who raped them were only trying to cheer them up. Ungrateful fuckin' hags. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: The takeaway message appears to be to only rape someone if you know that they already have a bunch of other incriminating stuff on their phone and won't dare to hand it over to the fuzz. You'll never put your hand over my fuzz CB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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