Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 20, 2019 Report Share Posted June 20, 2019 1 minute ago, ratcum said: gaylord Is that what people started calling your landlord after you began renting from him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 20, 2019 Report Share Posted June 20, 2019 39 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: I bet you wank off to "shit videos" every night on your favorite scat porn website don't you, fucking weirdo? I'll bet you've worn out several copies of The Church of Fudge and Two Girls One Cup. Posters of your favorite scenes on your wall, I'd wager. Utter 38 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: And still be ahead of you. Fucking 20 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Couldn't tell you as I've never looked into it that closely. Why, are you thinking of moving here if it is? Create a whole new life for yourself? Wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 20, 2019 Report Share Posted June 20, 2019 Just now, Ape said: Utter Fucking Wanker. ZZZZzzzzzzzzzz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 20, 2019 Report Share Posted June 20, 2019 8 minutes ago, Ape said: Utter Fucking Wanker. And then what happened? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 20, 2019 Report Share Posted June 20, 2019 2 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: And then what happened? Bricktop. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 20, 2019 Report Share Posted June 20, 2019 52 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: You can bet all you like but is it legal in your imaginary state? Hopefully old Saline decides to wager a few dollars on a soccer (football to us) game, obviously he'll be unable to find a William Hill, forcing him to find some Italian bookies willing to take some action, as the Septic's say, (not in the queer sense). He then becomes hopelessly addicted taking up a kind offer of the Degos loan, he fails to pay back the weekly installments resulting in broken bones, followed by probable death! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 20, 2019 Report Share Posted June 20, 2019 21 minutes ago, Ape said: Bricktop. Do you get wafers with it ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 20, 2019 Report Share Posted June 20, 2019 Just now, Earl of Punkape said: Do you get wafers with it ? Communion, your favourite! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 20, 2019 Report Share Posted June 20, 2019 On 19/06/2019 at 13:48, Frank said: A resilient old boot, it’s hard to believe that she never really did exist. I did genuinely lose someone after a long Illness around the time of Ming’s ninth episode, and that seemingly fucked me up. Mrs R has ignored my requests to delete my account, yet I still log in like the stupid cunt I am. You are the best on here Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 20, 2019 Report Share Posted June 20, 2019 1 minute ago, Glowworm said: You are the best on here Frank. You are the worst lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 20, 2019 Report Share Posted June 20, 2019 8 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Hopefully old Saline decides to wager a few dollars on a soccer (football to us) game, obviously he'll be unable to find a William Hill, forcing him to find some Italian bookies willing to take some action, as the Septic's say, (not in the queer sense). He then becomes hopelessly addicted taking up a kind offer of the Degos loan, he fails to pay back the weekly installments resulting in broken bones, followed by probable death! Fuck the fuck off! You nicked saline off of me. UOME 1 like. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 20, 2019 Report Share Posted June 20, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fuck the fuck off! You nicked saline off of me. UOME 1 like. Technically yes, have a like you cunt. I wouldn't want you getting all worked up and breaking some piss heads arm, when you're on the doors tomorrow night! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 20, 2019 Report Share Posted June 20, 2019 12 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Do you get wafers with it ? You do, served in a aluminum [sic] foil wrapper for ensure they’re fresh! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 20, 2019 Report Share Posted June 20, 2019 12 minutes ago, Glowworm said: You are the best on here Frank. So much for Esther McVey then you gin soaked old cunt, I fucking told you it was gonna be Bojo. Untill Catweasle Corbyn, kicks this privileged overweight fat cunt, out of Downing Street! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 20, 2019 Report Share Posted June 20, 2019 48 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: Technically yes, have a like you cunt. I wouldn't want you getting all worked up and breaking some piss heads arm, when you're on the doors tomorrow night! Not allowed to really anymore. It's all touchy feely and tolerance wank now. planting a cheap Stanley knife in an unconscious hand is the best option, but remember to wipe the CCTV drive for the previous hour, and partially pull the plug on the base unit. Fucking clumsy bar staff. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 21, 2019 Report Share Posted June 21, 2019 3 hours ago, Major Cunt said: Hopefully old Saline decides to wager a few dollars on a soccer (football to us) game, obviously he'll be unable to find a William Hill, forcing him to find some Italian bookies willing to take some action, as the Septic's say, (not in the queer sense). He then becomes hopelessly addicted taking up a kind offer of the Degos loan, he fails to pay back the weekly installments resulting in broken bones, followed by probable death! You're in for a disappointment, as I don't gamble or bet. Not sure if it's because I'm too smart or too cheap. Or maybe just cautious with my money. Either way, I went to Vegas once and only played a few of the cheaper slot machines. Spent the rest of the time sightseeing. Had no compulsion to gamble. Sucker's game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 21, 2019 Report Share Posted June 21, 2019 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fuck the fuck off! You nicked saline off of me. UOME 1 like. I like the Saline thing! 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 21, 2019 Report Share Posted June 21, 2019 38 minutes ago, Salty Piss Flap said: I like the Saline thing! 👍 It was either 'Saline Minge', or, 'Sodium Cunt Curtains'. I opted for the former, out of laziness more than anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted June 21, 2019 Report Share Posted June 21, 2019 22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It was either 'Saline Minge', or, 'Sodium Cunt Curtains'. I opted for the former, out of laziness more than anything. I think Saline Minge was the right choice. Has a certain ring to it. Sodium Cunt Curtains is a bit... wordy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 21, 2019 Report Share Posted June 21, 2019 4 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: I like the Saline thing! 👍 "Saline" just makes me think "drip", say no more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 21, 2019 Report Share Posted June 21, 2019 12 hours ago, Decimus said: He's earnt his amnesty. So after all this gobbing off it turns out that you are a traffic Warden .. YES DECCO is a FUCKING METER MAID! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted June 21, 2019 Report Share Posted June 21, 2019 13 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said: Chinese steel a sore spot, is it? How long have you got? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 21, 2019 Report Share Posted June 21, 2019 4 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: How long have you got? Lock the thread, for both our sakes. I'm all steeled out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 21, 2019 Report Share Posted June 21, 2019 5 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: How long have you got? You can fuck right off with that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted June 23, 2019 Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 On 20/06/2019 at 21:44, Salty Piss Flap said: Is that what people started calling your landlord after you began renting from him? I'm the local binman, I come from time to time to clear out the rubbish ( trash) ,welcome to the corner ,prepare your arsehole. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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