Neil Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 Some fucking chavvy slag that shat out a little shitbag has been 'outraged' at the system for failing her little angel.He's now 8 and violent and disruptive at school and has now been expelled.His mum is critical of the doctors for not diagnosing him early enough,for fuck sake! She's had 8 years to teach the little cunt how to behave but probably watching eastenders re-runs and smoking fags and getting pissed were more on her mind rather than actually becoming a fit and suitable mother.Take the little shit away from her and stitch up her cunt before some other drug fuelled knob head chucks his muck up her snatch. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 The only failing by the system here, was the missed opportunity of enforced euthanasia, for the parent! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Neil said: Some fucking chavvy slag that shat out a little shitbag has been 'outraged' at the system for failing her little angel.He's now 8 and violent and disruptive at school and has now been expelled.His mum is critical of the doctors for not diagnosing him early enough,for fuck sake! She's had 8 years to teach the little cunt how to behave but probably watching eastenders re-runs and smoking fags and getting pissed were more on her mind rather than actually becoming a fit and suitable mother.Take the little shit away from her and stitch up her cunt before some other drug fuelled knob head chucks his muck up her snatch. It seems parents are becoming more and more expert at taking offence on behalf of their child. Either for a few seconds of fame like that Scottish cunt with a council built assault course on her front doorstep or to simply avoid any responsibility. Funny how all of these outraged mothers screeching their woes to the internet at large appear to be single. Almost like they're tedious cunts to be around in real life, too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 2 hours ago, Neil said: Some fucking chavvy slag that shat out a little shitbag has been 'outraged' at the system for failing her little angel.He's now 8 and violent and disruptive at school and has now been expelled.His mum is critical of the doctors for not diagnosing him early enough,for fuck sake! She's had 8 years to teach the little cunt how to behave but probably watching eastenders re-runs and smoking fags and getting pissed were more on her mind rather than actually becoming a fit and suitable mother.Take the little shit away from her and stitch up her cunt before some other drug fuelled knob head chucks his muck up her snatch. Are you sure she's a chav? Because most chavs cant spell ADHD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 2 hours ago, Neil said: Some fucking chavvy slag that shat out a little shitbag has been 'outraged' at the system for failing her little angel.He's now 8 and violent and disruptive at school and has now been expelled.His mum is critical of the doctors for not diagnosing him early enough,for fuck sake! She's had 8 years to teach the little cunt how to behave but probably watching eastenders re-runs and smoking fags and getting pissed were more on her mind rather than actually becoming a fit and suitable mother.Take the little shit away from her and stitch up her cunt before some other drug fuelled knob head chucks his muck up her snatch. Beautifully constructed and very eloquently executed post Neil. Have you ever considered the possibility that your talents are wasted in the ‘kidnap and rape’ business? Surely any one of the snowflake universities of Britain could find a position for an esteemed ‘Professor of misogyny’ such as yourself, to attempt to steer our future hierarchy back towards the correct way of thinking. Otherwise all may be lost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 2 hours ago, Neil said: Some fucking chavvy slag that shat out a little shitbag has been 'outraged' at the system for failing her little angel.He's now 8 and violent and disruptive at school and has now been expelled.His mum is critical of the doctors for not diagnosing him early enough,for fuck sake! She's had 8 years to teach the little cunt how to behave but probably watching eastenders re-runs and smoking fags and getting pissed were more on her mind rather than actually becoming a fit and suitable mother.Take the little shit away from her and stitch up her cunt before some other drug fuelled knob head chucks his muck up her snatch. Have you ever thought of writing an erotic novel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Alfie Noakes said: Have you ever thought of writing an erotic novel? I used to know a girl who had an erratic navel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 5 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Have you ever thought of writing an erotic novel? As regards to neil, I agree with the first four words of your sentence. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 4 hours ago, Neil said: Some fucking chavvy slag that shat out a little shitbag has been 'outraged' at the system for failing her little angel. Link? The one and only likely looking news feed reference I can see in the last few weeks is behind a paywall on the Irish Independent, and it appears to have nothing to do with ADHD anyway. I'd hate to think you were just making this shit up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 https://www.edp24.co.uk/news/eight-year-old-permanently-excluded-from-school-support-for-sen-children-1-6360128 You're welcome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 11 minutes ago, Neil said: https://www.edp24.co.uk/news/eight-year-old-permanently-excluded-from-school-support-for-sen-children-1-6360128 You're welcome Cheers. I guess Thetford doesn't usually cross the radar of the major news organisations. On a semi-related note, why are these cunts always called Harvey? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 Believe me,her and Thetford deserve each other. Frankie Boyle circa 2012 "Why did Jordan marry Alex Reid? Because he's the only one strong enough to stop Harvey from fucking her" Quality 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 24 minutes ago, Neil said: Believe me,her and Thetford deserve each other. Frankie Boyle circa 2012 "Why did Jordan marry Alex Reid? Because he's the only one strong enough to stop Harvey from fucking her" Quality Not really. Is it, Neil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 It made me laugh Frank,something you haven't been able to do for fucking ages.Tell me something that made you laugh recently and I dont mean catching a reflection of yourself in the mirror....................I'm waiting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 Just now, Neil said: It made me laugh Frank,something you haven't been able to do for fucking ages.Tell me something that made you laugh recently and I dont mean catching a reflection of yourself in the mirror....................I'm waiting You’d struggle to comprehend anything that I find amusing. Shit like that makes you laugh because you’re simple. And I don’t want to see it on these pages. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 49 minutes ago, ©Frank said: You’d struggle to comprehend anything that I find amusing. Shit like that makes you laugh because you’re simple. And I don’t want to see it on these pages. It. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 1 hour ago, ©Frank said: You’d struggle to comprehend anything that I find amusing. Shit like that makes you laugh because you’re simple. And I don’t want to see it on these pages. Don't tell me,Stuart Lee is a comical genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 24 minutes ago, Neil said: Don't tell me,Stuart Lee is a comical genius. Dave Allen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 2 hours ago, Neil said: It made me laugh Frank,something you haven't been able to do for fucking ages.Tell me something that made you laugh recently and I dont mean catching a reflection of yourself in the mirror....................I'm waiting I suspect that Frank prefers his humour expressed in lyrical form, preferably a pastiche of a much-loved Sixties classic which includes a reference to at least one dread disease. Something based on "Rag Doll" by Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons would do nicely here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 1 hour ago, ©Frank said: Dave Allen. He is since 10 March 2005. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: I suspect that Frank prefers his humour expressed in lyrical form, preferably a pastiche of a much-loved Sixties classic which includes a reference to at least one dread disease. Something based on "Rag Doll" by Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons would do nicely here. This is so good. Fuck you, Cuntybaws. Boring drip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 1 hour ago, ©Frank said: Dave Allen. Really want a good laugh Frank. Today my consultant gave me a max 1 year prognosis. Life's cruel... Time for a song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: Really want a good laugh Frank. Today my consultant gave me a max 1 year prognosis. Life's cruel... Time for a song. I can’t stand you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 1 minute ago, ©Frank said: I can’t stand you. Give it a year, and you won't have to. I forgive you Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 14, 2019 Report Share Posted November 14, 2019 42 minutes ago, ©Frank said: Fuck you, Cuntybaws. Boring drip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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