camberwell gypsy Posted December 12, 2019 Report Share Posted December 12, 2019 This is one of the things in life that makes my piss steam. There are times when I ask someone to do something or bring something that's important and I get "Oh sorry. I forgot". Take yesterday; my friend was coming over and I asked her three times to bring a phone charger because mine is fucked. My phone had 3% power left. When she got here, I asked her for it. "Oh no. Sorry I forgot". Its not the first time. It's not much to fucking ask. Someone who I work with the other day, I couldn't get out for lunch because of paperwork. I asked her to bring me back a baguette as she was going to the bakers. You know what? She fucking forgot! Cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 12, 2019 Report Share Posted December 12, 2019 17 minutes ago, Neil said: Would it hurt you to be nice now and again? What has made you grumpy today,wig wont stay on? kitchen bin leaked on the floor? new girlfriend turned out to have a cock? Do you know what, Neil?.. I think you have a point. From now on I'm going to be just that. Nice. Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted December 12, 2019 Report Share Posted December 12, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: This is one of the things in life that makes my piss steam. There are times when I ask someone to do something or bring something that's important and I get "Oh sorry. I forgot". Take yesterday; my friend was coming over and I asked her three times to bring a phone charger because mine is fucked. My phone had 3% power left. When she got here, I asked her for it. "Oh no. Sorry I forgot". Its not the first time. It's not much to fucking ask. Someone who I work with the other day, I couldn't get out for lunch because of paperwork. I asked her to bring me back a baguette as she was going to the bakers. You know what? She fucking forgot! Cunts Why didn't you nip to the local corner shop and nick one? Is paperwork a euphemism for money laundering? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 12, 2019 Report Share Posted December 12, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: This is one of the things in life that makes my piss steam. There are times when I ask someone to do something or bring something that's important and I get "Oh sorry. I forgot". Take yesterday; my friend was coming over and I asked her three times to bring a phone charger because mine is fucked. My phone had 3% power left. When she got here, I asked her for it. "Oh no. Sorry I forgot". Its not the first time. It's not much to fucking ask. Someone who I work with the other day, I couldn't get out for lunch because of paperwork. I asked her to bring me back a baguette as she was going to the bakers. You know what? She fucking forgot! Cunts Try indoor plumbing next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 12, 2019 Report Share Posted December 12, 2019 43 minutes ago, Neil said: Would it hurt you to be nice now and again? What has made you grumpy today,wig wont stay on? kitchen bin leaked on the floor? new girlfriend turned out to have a cock? He’s a fucking cunt. You seem to have forgotten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 12, 2019 Report Share Posted December 12, 2019 44 minutes ago, Neil said: Would it hurt you to be nice now and again? What has made you grumpy today,wig wont stay on? kitchen bin leaked on the floor? new girlfriend turned out to have a cock? Surely that would make the cunt happy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 12, 2019 Report Share Posted December 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Neil said: Would it hurt you to be nice now and again? What has made you grumpy today,wig wont stay on? kitchen bin leaked on the floor? new girlfriend turned out to have a cock? Could you also ask Stubby, Decco and to also try to nice every now and again rather than squealing like a tomcat on its way to the vets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 12, 2019 Report Share Posted December 12, 2019 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: This is one of the things in life that makes my piss steam. There are times when I ask someone to do something or bring something that's important and I get "Oh sorry. I forgot". Take yesterday; my friend was coming over and I asked her three times to bring a phone charger because mine is fucked. My phone had 3% power left. When she got here, I asked her for it. "Oh no. Sorry I forgot". Its not the first time. It's not much to fucking ask. Someone who I work with the other day, I couldn't get out for lunch because of paperwork. I asked her to bring me back a baguette as she was going to the bakers. You know what? She fucking forgot! Cunts Just go to the pound shop and Nick a couple of them from there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 12, 2019 Report Share Posted December 12, 2019 39 minutes ago, Glowworm said: Frank, Gypsy might be annoying old and forgetful but she is very kind to me and even collects my old age pension for me and hands all £12 of it over to me without fail. Please be nice to her. okay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 12, 2019 Report Share Posted December 12, 2019 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: This is one of the things in life that makes my piss steam. There are times when I ask someone to do something or bring something that's important and I get "Oh sorry. I forgot". Take yesterday; my friend was coming over and I asked her three times to bring a phone charger because mine is fucked. My phone had 3% power left. When she got here, I asked her for it. "Oh no. Sorry I forgot". Its not the first time. It's not much to fucking ask. Someone who I work with the other day, I couldn't get out for lunch because of paperwork. I asked her to bring me back a baguette as she was going to the bakers. You know what? She fucking forgot! Cunts Taking the wrapper off a Toffo isn't fucking paperwork! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 12, 2019 Report Share Posted December 12, 2019 15 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Taking the wrapper off a Toffo isn't fucking paperwork! Yeh, but wiping your arse for 48 hours straight, after eating an out of date hedgehog is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Barneycunt Posted December 12, 2019 Report Share Posted December 12, 2019 I forgot to say hello....Hello. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 12, 2019 Report Share Posted December 12, 2019 Fucking hell, someone's left the gate open at the cunt farm today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 12, 2019 Report Share Posted December 12, 2019 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Fucking hell, someone's left the gate open at the cunt farm today. Did you see the state of the spastic that posted on the Mike Brewer thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 12, 2019 Report Share Posted December 12, 2019 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Fucking hell, someone's left the gate open at the cunt farm today. Its just me fucking around with sock puppets again, but I've decided I can't be arsed. @Mrs Roops feel free to delete the last three accounts to join. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 12, 2019 Report Share Posted December 12, 2019 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Did you see the state of the spastic that posted on the Mike Brewer thread? Yes, although I largely ignored it at the time because that whole thread is already entirely populated by wankers. No offence. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 12, 2019 Report Share Posted December 12, 2019 20 minutes ago, Barneycunt said: I forgot to say hello....Hello. We don't need any of your filth on here. You know exactly what I'm talking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Roadkill Posted December 12, 2019 Report Share Posted December 12, 2019 1 minute ago, Barneycunt said: Noted Very good. Now the last time I decided to go easy on a newbie they turned out to be at the very least a nonce fantasist, so its for your own benefit and reputation on here that I immediately tell you to fuck off and kill yourself, preferably in the most humiliating and painful way possible. Furthermore I must inform you that I consider you subhuman filth and/or an absolutely nonredeemable waste of oxygen/organs that could be donated to those more deserving of life. Oh, and fuck off. 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Barneycunt Posted December 12, 2019 Report Share Posted December 12, 2019 Im neither, but yes i am subhuman filth and proud of it. 🚶♂️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 12, 2019 Report Share Posted December 12, 2019 30 minutes ago, Barneycunt said: Im neither, but yes i am subhuman filth and proud of it. 🚶♂️ Good for you. Model yourself on Frank, and you will do well on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 12, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2019 2 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Taking the wrapper off a Toffo isn't fucking paperwork! Toffo????? Are they still around? When I was a kid my mum was going to the sweet shop. "Ooh get me a pack of Rolos. I love them, me"! She came back with Toffos. FFS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 12, 2019 Report Share Posted December 12, 2019 2 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Wankers. What's wrong Ape. Are you poorly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Piss Flap Posted December 12, 2019 Report Share Posted December 12, 2019 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: This is one of the things in life that makes my piss steam. There are times when I ask someone to do something or bring something that's important and I get "Oh sorry. I forgot". Take yesterday; my friend was coming over and I asked her three times to bring a phone charger because mine is fucked. My phone had 3% power left. When she got here, I asked her for it. "Oh no. Sorry I forgot". Its not the first time. It's not much to fucking ask. Someone who I work with the other day, I couldn't get out for lunch because of paperwork. I asked her to bring me back a baguette as she was going to the bakers. You know what? She fucking forgot! Cunts You've probably heard the old saying "Revenge is a dish best served cold"... Hold on to your resentment until the next time they ask you to do something for them. When it's time to deliver the favor, look them dead in the eye and very pointedly say.... SORRY, I FORGOT. Then remind them of their own past lack of consideration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 12, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2019 Just now, Salty Piss Flap said: You've probably heard the old saying "Revenge is a dish best served cold"... Hold on to your resentment until the next time they ask you to do something for them. When it's time to deliver the favor, look them dead in the eye and very pointedly say.... SORRY, I FORGOT. Then remind them of their own past lack of consideration. Or kick her in the cunt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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