Decimus Posted December 23, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2019 31 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Or ya could put an end to yer woeful posts stubberz baby Panzermurphybaby That's rather unsporting of you, P, say it to him in The Open Corner so he can at least call you a few names. You're goading the man whilst his hands are tied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 23, 2019 Report Share Posted December 23, 2019 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: That's rather unsporting of you, P, say it to him in The Open Corner so he can at least call you a few names. You're goading the man whilst his hands are tied. That was just friendly advice decco baby im an affable fellah Panzermurphybaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 23, 2019 Report Share Posted December 23, 2019 13 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Devoid of all fun and humour 🖖 You n the roops used to be tight apey baby..remember ya were like some praise gushin fire hydrant...what happened to the love Panzermurphybaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 23, 2019 Report Share Posted December 23, 2019 32 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: You n the roops used to be tight apey baby..remember ya were like some praise gushin fire hydrant...what happened to the love Panzermurphybaby Could you possibly post this again, but in English? It’d be super if you could. Best, Ape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 23, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2019 16 hours ago, The Beast said: Many a good tune played on an old fiddle and all that. Personally, as a plastic mick, I could never abide that did-le-I, did-le dum repetitive shit the micks specialise in. Even my old man, a proud Jackeen, would fuck it off. So your old man's a Dubliner, eh, Proper? I'm afraid I can only dream of such a sophisticated lineage, mines from Boyle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 23, 2019 Report Share Posted December 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: Could you possibly post this again, but in English? It’d be super if you could. Best, Ape. No matter..waznt interested anyway..just curious Panzermurphybaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 23, 2019 Report Share Posted December 23, 2019 49 minutes ago, Decimus said: So your old man's a Dubliner, eh, Proper? I'm afraid I can only dream of such a sophisticated lineage, mines from Boyle. Hold the plaudits decco till we see what bit of the town hes from..tween the canals..?..or the countryside of cabra or crumlin Panzbaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 23, 2019 Report Share Posted December 23, 2019 12 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: The last office party I attended was back in 2014, it was held at Herbie's vegan cafe in Exeter. I fucked off after about 30 minutes and went to The Friends Meeting House (a Wetherspoons) with three of the other workers and had bangers and mash. Really? May I have your permission to include this fascinating anecdote in my next book.....”Boring Bastards at Christmas”? I doubt if it will be a best seller but i’ll send you a free copy anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 23, 2019 Report Share Posted December 23, 2019 19 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Really? May I have your permission to include this fascinating anecdote in my next book.....”Boring Bastards at Christmas”? I doubt if it will be a best seller but i’ll send you a free copy anyway. That's fine by me. If you will sign the copy you send me I will be grateful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 24, 2019 Report Share Posted December 24, 2019 On 22/12/2019 at 12:42, Decimus said: The Christmas lunch is as much an ingrained part of office life as the ever present, ever available fat divorcee in accounts. I've been on several so far this year, and the one thing that they have had in common is that they have all been fucking awful. From the obligatory, gormless teenage waiter dripping sebaceous pus onto the overcooked broccoli, to the limp tinsel that has been hanging about since 1976, even the aforementioned accountancy slag can't rescue the occasion by dishing out two cock blow jobs underneath the mistletoe. If ever there was a good time to be unemployed and/or a Muslim, Christmas is it. It’s a half way house between a wedding and a funeral. And all participants behave accordingly. I have only been to one of those at 27 and it really was a shitty thing. Not for me, thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 24, 2019 Report Share Posted December 24, 2019 On 22/12/2019 at 18:23, PANZER MURPHY said: Its somthin i miss since i became a freelancer ..the social side of Christmas although this year the band is busy playing lots of bars n new years eve..few weddings comin up in January..making a few quid from yer hobby..#livinthedream Panzermurphybaby Eh? I thought you were a bodybuilder or something, forever prancing about Phoenix Park, dressed in lycra, trying to impress your 'clients' by showing them your 'guns'. Jesus, meet Mister Multfacet! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 24, 2019 Report Share Posted December 24, 2019 It's the one occasion in the year when I feel slightly envious of the Jehovah's Witness at work. On a semi-related note, I hope their baby doesn't get leukaemia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 24, 2019 Report Share Posted December 24, 2019 On 23 December 2019 at 15:58, Decimus said: That's rather unsporting of you, P, say it to him in The Open Corner so he can at least call you a few names. You're goading the man whilst his hands are tied. Dashed unsporting of our bog dwelling fellow cunt. I'll refrain from calling him a one trick paddy pony but being Irish he's probably beaten his horses to death whilst pissed or simply allowed them to starve 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 24, 2019 Report Share Posted December 24, 2019 21 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: That's fine by me. If you will sign the copy you send me I will be grateful If you could put perforations in it and wind it on a roll my arse would be grateful. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 24, 2019 Report Share Posted December 24, 2019 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: It's the one occasion in the year when I feel slightly envious of the Jehovah's Witness at work. On a semi-related note, I hope their baby doesn't get leukaemia. I take it you haven't read the bumper Christmas edition of Watchtower this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 24, 2019 Report Share Posted December 24, 2019 31 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I take it you haven't read the bumper Christmas edition of Watchtower this year. They were standing in their usual place in Torquay today with the usual sullen expression on their faces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 24, 2019 Report Share Posted December 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Dashed unsporting of our bog dwelling fellow cunt. I'll refrain from calling him a one trick paddy pony but being Irish he's probably beaten his horses to death whilst pissed or simply allowed them to starve According to The Leprechaun Chronicles, the last horse was eaten circa 1844. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 24, 2019 Report Share Posted December 24, 2019 40 minutes ago, White Cunt said: According to The Leprechaun Chronicles, the last horse was eaten circa 1844. The stupid cunts thought is was a spud 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 25, 2019 Report Share Posted December 25, 2019 8 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Eh? I thought you were a bodybuilder or something, forever prancing about Phoenix Park, dressed in lycra, trying to impress your 'clients' by showing them your 'guns'. Jesus, meet Mister Multfacet! Im that amazing i can seamlessly blend the two jiggerz baby Panzermurphybaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 25, 2019 Report Share Posted December 25, 2019 7 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Im that amazing i can seamlessly blend the two jiggerz baby Panzermurphybaby I am sure that you have mentioned on several occasions that you are in receipt of disability benefits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 25, 2019 Report Share Posted December 25, 2019 8 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Im that amazing i can seamlessly blend the two jiggerz baby Panzermurphybaby I never doubted it for a second - truly, the Bruce / Kaitlyn Jenner of the Emerald Isle. Happy Christmas you terrible cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 25, 2019 Report Share Posted December 25, 2019 14 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: I never doubted it for a second - truly, the Bruce / Kaitlyn Jenner of the Emerald Isle. Happy Christmas you terrible cunt Why thank you jiggerz old fruit..may i wish you every possible discomfort and may you live as long as you want and want as long as you live Panzermurphybaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted December 25, 2019 Report Share Posted December 25, 2019 21 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said: Why thank you jiggerz old fruit..may i wish you every possible discomfort and may you live as long as you want and want as long as you live Panzermurphybaby How poetic, is that from the bible, Panzy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted December 26, 2019 Report Share Posted December 26, 2019 21 hours ago, White Cunt said: How poetic, is that from the bible, Panzy? Yeah wc baby..somewhere towards the back ..probably Panzermurphybaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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