Penny Farthing Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 2 hours ago, ratcum said: I'm bigger than God But are you all powerful and merciful and do Welsh choirs sing your praise? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: But are you all powerful and merciful and do Welsh choirs sing your praise? This is a difficult one. However, the Scots have been rejoicing their £600m windfall of today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 16 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: This is a difficult one. However, the Scots have been rejoicing their £600m windfall of today. Is that Cats Domino? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 14, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 On 09/03/2020 at 12:00, Stubby Pecker said: Break out the boot polish because apparently the wombles is being remade but this time updated to reflect the multicultural nature of today. What the load of utter wank. Wombles are furry cunts that live under Wimbledon common, coming out occasionally to recycle, pick up litter, knock out some catchy top ten hits or take a shit in a badger latrine. They're not people. This is what will probably happen... Tobermory will now become Mohammed an engineer, talented rapper and local politician who's married to his 12 year old cousin. Orinoco becomes Dave a lazy white womble who's generally thick and needs the other ethnic wombles to clear up the fuck ups he constantly makes and to teach him the wrongdoing of his white womble forefathers. Bungo becomes Bongo, a Congolese immigrant womble whose been saved from nafe crame and gang culture by the other wombles. Also a practising witch doctor who cures any ailments of the younger, pre-pubescent wombles in his own special way, in private. Madame Cholet becomes Madame Nmagba from Ghana who organises cultural appropriation workshops and DIY Female Genital Mutilation sessions. Great Uncle Bulgaria stays the same, however, but instead of the wise old sage he was he's actually from Bulgaria, an illiterate goat herder womble from Cuntinov who speaks zero English, drives an uninsured stolen car and enjoys raping the local underage girls with impunity as its part of his cultural heritage. 13 likes for the original post-surely this has to be a record @Cuntybaws? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: 13 likes for the original post-surely this has to be a record @Cuntybaws? Only insofar as it sets the desperation bar to a new all-time low. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 20 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Only insofar as it sets the desperation bar to a new all-time low. That Eric and his sordid symbionts will no doubt be handing out saucy business cards now CB. The sort you used to get in London phone boxes. 🌵 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: 13 likes for the original post-surely this has to be a record @Cuntybaws? Right up there with Nelson, Wellington, Hillary, Cooke, Scott, Bannister, Moore (Bobby, not Mary Tyler), All the legends. Oh and Edwards (Eddie the eagle). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 On 12/04/2020 at 19:59, Eric Cuntman said: I've got 3 fork lift tickets. Counterbalance, reach truck and tele-handler. That beats Uri Geller's all time record. Are you sure, Eric? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 Just now, 'eavensabove said: That beats Uri Geller's all time record. Are you sure, Eric? Driving fork lifts is ok. Although it has its ups and downs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Driving fork lifts is ok. Although it has its ups and downs. Tell us a knock-knock one, go on. You're good at this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 34 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Tell us a knock-knock one, go on. You're good at this. "Knock knock" "Fuck off, I'm isolating"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 51 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Tell us a knock-knock one, go on. You're good at this. Knock knock. Fork Off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 14, 2020 Report Share Posted April 14, 2020 19 minutes ago, King Billy said: Knock knock. Fork Off! That's given me a lift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2020 21 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Only insofar as it sets the desperation bar to a new all-time low. 20 hours ago, ratcum said: That Eric and his sordid symbionts will no doubt be handing out saucy business cards now CB. The sort you used to get in London phone boxes. 🌵 I'm not sure I like either of your tones 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 15, 2020 Report Share Posted April 15, 2020 On 10/03/2020 at 12:00, Cunt-End Of The World said: They can have the wombles because it is absolute bollocks and maybe Djokovic and Murray will be accidently exploded into non-existence, caught in crossfire as these fluffy prowlers fight over a discarded porn mag. They'll be to busy clearing up Heather Watsons used jam rags which she keeps advertising on the telly, I bet her monthly blood eggs are double yolkers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 21, 2020 Report Share Posted September 21, 2020 On 12/04/2020 at 18:42, Roadkill said: If you really want to fuck with him, say @ratcum and embed a video of Chinese industrial accidents - he won't know what to do: Sorry @Arthur Dick. It disappeared. Roadkill might have it saved somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 22, 2020 Report Share Posted September 22, 2020 Why not? I would have strict racial quotas applied to all children's programmes enjoyed by drooling 60+ year olds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 22, 2020 Report Share Posted September 22, 2020 4 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Why not? I would have strict racial quotas applied to all children's programmes enjoyed by drooling 60+ year olds. 'Jamal and the magic torch' 'Blackanory' 'Cheggers plays poppadom' 'Talibantubbies' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 22, 2020 Report Share Posted September 22, 2020 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'Jamal and the magic torch' 'Blackanory' 'Cheggers plays poppadom' 'Talibantubbies' Black Peter Vladimir the Builder Balti mory Jamil 90 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 22, 2020 Report Share Posted September 22, 2020 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Black Peter Vladimir the Builder Balti mory Jamil 90 'Watch with Muthafucka' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted September 22, 2020 Report Share Posted September 22, 2020 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'Watch with Muthafucka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 22, 2020 Report Share Posted September 22, 2020 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'Jamal and the magic torch' 'Blackanory' 'Cheggers plays poppadom' 'Talibantubbies' Shithead. Do yourself a favour and donate to Unicef. Kids don't come in one colour. Racist cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 22, 2020 Report Share Posted September 22, 2020 10 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said: That's why they're all on drugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 22, 2020 Report Share Posted September 22, 2020 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'Watch with Muthafucka' Rastaghost. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 22, 2020 Report Share Posted September 22, 2020 1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said: Shithead. Do yourself a favour and donate to Unicef. Kids don't come in one colour. Racist cunt. Only white kids lives matter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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