Stubby Pecker Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 Break out the boot polish because apparently the wombles is being remade but this time updated to reflect the multicultural nature of today. What the load of utter wank. Wombles are furry cunts that live under Wimbledon common, coming out occasionally to recycle, pick up litter, knock out some catchy top ten hits or take a shit in a badger latrine. They're not people. This is what will probably happen... Tobermory will now become Mohammed an engineer, talented rapper and local politician who's married to his 12 year old cousin. Orinoco becomes Dave a lazy white womble who's generally thick and needs the other ethnic wombles to clear up the fuck ups he constantly makes and to teach him the wrongdoing of his white womble forefathers. Bungo becomes Bongo, a Congolese immigrant womble whose been saved from nafe crame and gang culture by the other wombles. Also a practising witch doctor who cures any ailments of the younger, pre-pubescent wombles in his own special way, in private. Madame Cholet becomes Madame Nmagba from Ghana who organises cultural appropriation workshops and DIY Female Genital Mutilation sessions. Great Uncle Bulgaria stays the same, however, but instead of the wise old sage he was he's actually from Bulgaria, an illiterate goat herder womble from Cuntinov who speaks zero English, drives an uninsured stolen car and enjoys raping the local underage girls with impunity as its part of his cultural heritage. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 Cockwombles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 Wombles United Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 3 minutes ago, White Cunt said: Wombles United Fuck the Wombles. They let Colin Stagg get fitted up by the old billl for that Rachel Nickell murder on the common. I wouldn’t be surprised if Great Uncle Bulgaria was involved. He looks a right noncy little hairy bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 These superior invasive wombles will eventually drive out British wombles, which will survive only in isolated colonies. Have we learnt nothing from squirrels? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Break out the boot polish because apparently the wombles is being remade but this time updated to reflect the multicultural nature of today. What the load of utter wank. Wombles are furry cunts that live under Wimbledon common, coming out occasionally to recycle, pick up litter, knock out some catchy top ten hits or take a shit in a badger latrine. They're not people. This is what will probably happen... Tobermory will now become Mohammed an engineer, talented rapper and local politician who's married to his 12 year old cousin. Orinoco becomes Dave a lazy white womble who's generally thick and needs the other ethnic wombles to clear up the fuck ups he constantly makes and to teach him the wrongdoing of his white womble forefathers. Bungo becomes Bongo, a Congolese immigrant womble whose been saved from nafe crame and gang culture by the other wombles. Also a practising witch doctor who cures any ailments of the younger, pre-pubescent wombles in his own special way, in private. Madame Cholet becomes Madame Nmagba from Ghana who organises cultural appropriation workshops and DIY Female Genital Mutilation sessions. Great Uncle Bulgaria stays the same, however, but instead of the wise old sage he was he's actually from Bulgaria, an illiterate goat herder womble from Cuntinov who speaks zero English, drives an uninsured stolen car and enjoys raping the local underage girls with impunity as its part of his cultural heritage. They will also be relocating from Wimbledon common to Hampstead Heath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 2 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Have we learnt nothing from squirrels? I learned to keep my 'nuts' well hidden! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 5 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: These superior invasive wombles will eventually drive out British wombles, which will survive only in isolated colonies. Have we learnt nothing from squirrels? Is it cos I is a womble? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 Bombaclaart womble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is it cos I is a womble? Madam Chore-lead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Madam Chore-lead Wellington will now be Winston. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 I hope they'll be issued with the correct PPE for today's urban parkland environment. Maybe they could run a recycled needle bank. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 10 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Break out the boot polish because apparently the wombles is being remade but this time updated to reflect the multicultural nature of today. What the load of utter wank. Wombles are furry cunts that live under Wimbledon common, coming out occasionally to recycle, pick up litter, knock out some catchy top ten hits or take a shit in a badger latrine. They're not people. This is what will probably happen... Tobermory will now become Mohammed an engineer, talented rapper and local politician who's married to his 12 year old cousin. Orinoco becomes Dave a lazy white womble who's generally thick and needs the other ethnic wombles to clear up the fuck ups he constantly makes and to teach him the wrongdoing of his white womble forefathers. Bungo becomes Bongo, a Congolese immigrant womble whose been saved from nafe crame and gang culture by the other wombles. Also a practising witch doctor who cures any ailments of the younger, pre-pubescent wombles in his own special way, in private. Madame Cholet becomes Madame Nmagba from Ghana who organises cultural appropriation workshops and DIY Female Genital Mutilation sessions. Great Uncle Bulgaria stays the same, however, but instead of the wise old sage he was he's actually from Bulgaria, an illiterate goat herder womble from Cuntinov who speaks zero English, drives an uninsured stolen car and enjoys raping the local underage girls with impunity as its part of his cultural heritage. There'll be two new ones: Wah Gwaan and Irie. These will be two rasta wombles who are basically lazy cunts who will be seen lounging around smoking weed and saying things like "Weh yuh ah seh" when uncle Bulgaria tells them to get out there and clear up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 9, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 24 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: There'll be two new ones: Wah Gwaan and Irie. These will be two rasta wombles who are basically lazy cunts who will be seen lounging around smoking weed and saying things like "Weh yuh ah seh" when uncle Bulgaria tells them to get out there and clear up. Been done already. Try watching Rasta Mouse you silly cunt. My kids thought if was shite and flicked onto youtube to watch ninjas and killer snakes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 9, 2020 Report Share Posted March 9, 2020 30 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Been done already. Try watching Rasta Mouse you silly cunt. My kids thought if was shite and flicked onto youtube to watch ninjas and killer snakes Rasta mouse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 10, 2020 Report Share Posted March 10, 2020 12 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Break out the boot polish because apparently the wombles is being remade but this time updated to reflect the multicultural nature of today. What the load of utter wank. Wombles are furry cunts that live under Wimbledon common, coming out occasionally to recycle, pick up litter, knock out some catchy top ten hits or take a shit in a badger latrine. They're not people. This is what will probably happen... Tobermory will now become Mohammed an engineer, talented rapper and local politician who's married to his 12 year old cousin. Orinoco becomes Dave a lazy white womble who's generally thick and needs the other ethnic wombles to clear up the fuck ups he constantly makes and to teach him the wrongdoing of his white womble forefathers. Bungo becomes Bongo, a Congolese immigrant womble whose been saved from nafe crame and gang culture by the other wombles. Also a practising witch doctor who cures any ailments of the younger, pre-pubescent wombles in his own special way, in private. Madame Cholet becomes Madame Nmagba from Ghana who organises cultural appropriation workshops and DIY Female Genital Mutilation sessions. Great Uncle Bulgaria stays the same, however, but instead of the wise old sage he was he's actually from Bulgaria, an illiterate goat herder womble from Cuntinov who speaks zero English, drives an uninsured stolen car and enjoys raping the local underage girls with impunity as its part of his cultural heritage. To be fair the wombles will still live in a shit hole made from stuff that resembles a fucking shanty town. So at least that’s true to life for these immicunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted March 10, 2020 Report Share Posted March 10, 2020 13 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Tobermory will now become Mohammed an engineer, talented rapper and local politician who's married to his 12 year old cousin. A fucking bombmaking engineer more like. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 10, 2020 Report Share Posted March 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Monumental cunt said: To be fair the wombles will still live in a shit hole made from stuff that resembles a fucking shanty town. So at least that’s true to life for these immicunts. Squalor can be quite comforting. Ritchie and Eddie's place in 'Bottom' for example. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 10, 2020 Report Share Posted March 10, 2020 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Squalor can be quite comforting. Ritchie and Eddie's place in 'Bottom' for example. Do you reckon that anything will rise out of the swamp in Norfolk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted March 10, 2020 Report Share Posted March 10, 2020 Mohammed won't be a politician, he'll be a "community leader". This allows him to pontificate, in an impenetrable accent, on subjects he doesn't understand and avoid all responsibility and/or work. So no great difference really. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 10, 2020 Report Share Posted March 10, 2020 40 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Do you reckon that anything will rise out of the swamp in Norfolk? My right boot, to hoof you right in your humongous cock and balls. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 10, 2020 Report Share Posted March 10, 2020 33 minutes ago, Decimus said: My right boot, to hoof you right in your humongous cock and balls. Don't forget Strumpshaw Fen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 10, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2020 58 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: Don't forget Strumpshaw Fen. He's already bought the breeze block, 2 foot of chain and the padlock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 10, 2020 Report Share Posted March 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: He's already bought the breeze block, 2 foot of chain and the padlock No he hasn't he swapped the money for them for copies of your "papers". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cunt-End Of The World Posted March 10, 2020 Report Share Posted March 10, 2020 23 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Break out the boot polish because apparently the wombles is being remade but this time updated to reflect the multicultural nature of today. What the load of utter wank. Wombles are furry cunts that live under Wimbledon common, coming out occasionally to recycle, pick up litter, knock out some catchy top ten hits or take a shit in a badger latrine. They're not people. This is what will probably happen... Tobermory will now become Mohammed an engineer, talented rapper and local politician who's married to his 12 year old cousin. Orinoco becomes Dave a lazy white womble who's generally thick and needs the other ethnic wombles to clear up the fuck ups he constantly makes and to teach him the wrongdoing of his white womble forefathers. Bungo becomes Bongo, a Congolese immigrant womble whose been saved from nafe crame and gang culture by the other wombles. Also a practising witch doctor who cures any ailments of the younger, pre-pubescent wombles in his own special way, in private. Madame Cholet becomes Madame Nmagba from Ghana who organises cultural appropriation workshops and DIY Female Genital Mutilation sessions. Great Uncle Bulgaria stays the same, however, but instead of the wise old sage he was he's actually from Bulgaria, an illiterate goat herder womble from Cuntinov who speaks zero English, drives an uninsured stolen car and enjoys raping the local underage girls with impunity as its part of his cultural heritage. They can have the wombles because it is absolute bollocks and maybe Djokovic and Murray will be accidently exploded into non-existence, caught in crossfire as these fluffy prowlers fight over a discarded porn mag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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